My Drunk Poem
I'm only half-boozed,
I'm nowhere near drank.
I swear I ain't wasted,
Nah, I won't tank.
I lost my top back thar,
My pants are gone too.
It all happened when I fell out of the chair,
I promise my beers were few.
I'm nowhere near drank.
I swear I ain't wasted,
Nah, I won't tank.
I lost my top back thar,
My pants are gone too.
It all happened when I fell out of the chair,
I promise my beers were few.