Scene Queen Dream

I'd be your scene queen dream
If I had Photoshop
And were a former rock band fling.

Bubble gum and headphones on.
Digital camera, taking snapshots.
Running around to all the parties.
My claim to fame: sucking his cock.

I'd be your scene queen dream
If I had Photoshop
And were a former rock band fling.

I'd go through all our old albums,
Pick out the pictures where I'm hot.
"Accidentally" post them on Buzznet.
Get the status I deserve--not.

I'd be your scene queen dream
If I had Photoshop
And were a former rock band fling.

I've got fucking cult status.
I get a zillion Buzznet hits.
Not sure why, but maybe it
Had to do with you seeing my tits.

Next time I go fuck a rockstar
I'll be sure to take a camera.
Maybe I'll get my own TV show
If I sell more DVDs than Pamela.

I'd be your scene queen dream
If I had Photoshop
And were a former rock band fling.