Magical Mushrooms

I was smoking on the couch,
My ashtray by my side,
Eyes closed tightly
Mouth open wide

Funnel cloud of ashes
Burst through the house
Out came a dragon
The size of a mouse

He told me a funny story
And took me to the stars
Then I woke up
With a headache from mars

I felt sad, cold, confused
I got up, went to the other room
To grab some more
Magical Mushrooms