Are you a half-wit?

Are you a half-wit?
Do you not understand?
I doubt you will admit it.

Is your brain permanently in orbit?
Do you feel like you’re in quicksand?
Are you a half-wit?

I bet that you’re just a twit.
Was your mind made in short hand?
I doubt you will admit it.

Does your wit leave you when it’s sunlit?
Or was its disappearance unplanned?
Are you a half-wit?

Are you lost within the nit and girt of all of it?
Does your brain still stand unmanned?
I doubt you will admit it.

And what of the writ of the Brit; do you get it?
Or do you believe it’s a band?
Are you a half-wit?
I doubt you will admit it.