Diary Of Jane
NOTE: this is a paroty, not a poem. it is a paroty of the song diary of jane. all my friends have posted it on myspace, if you want to re post it some where, i ask that you please give me credit for it, because legally i could take you to court if not, i do have it copywritted. thank yew, and enjoy.
If I had to, I would put my cock right inside you.
So let me ask, would you fuck that?
Would you fuck that?
And I don’t mind if you say this fuck is the last time.
So now ill erect.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?
YES!
Cum is getting in the way.
The condom’s just about to break.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.
Try to find out what pleases your clit as I lie down.
Horny is my dick.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?
It’s a fine line between love and rape and I don’t mind.
Just let me say that I like that that I like that.
Cum is getting in the way.
The condom’s just about to break.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
As I hump another page.
As I fuck another way.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.
Off the bed we will fall.
We’ve been at it for so long.
No love there is not love.
Pay for anyone.
What have I become?
Cum is getting in the way.
The condom’s just about to break.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
As I hump another page.
As I fuck another way.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
If I had to, I would put my cock right inside you.
So let me ask, would you fuck that?
Would you fuck that?
And I don’t mind if you say this fuck is the last time.
So now ill erect.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?
YES!
Cum is getting in the way.
The condom’s just about to break.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.
Try to find out what pleases your clit as I lie down.
Horny is my dick.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?
It’s a fine line between love and rape and I don’t mind.
Just let me say that I like that that I like that.
Cum is getting in the way.
The condom’s just about to break.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
As I hump another page.
As I fuck another way.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.
Off the bed we will fall.
We’ve been at it for so long.
No love there is not love.
Pay for anyone.
What have I become?
Cum is getting in the way.
The condom’s just about to break.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.
As I hump another page.
As I fuck another way.
I will try to ejaculate in the diary of Jane.