Grandpa's a porn star.

Last night I was surfin' on the internet,
Speedin' through cyber space,
I was in a chat room when up in an adult site,
Oh my god I recognise that face!

Grandpa, he's a porn star,
He's an internet cyber stud.
Grandpa, he's a porn star,
Check out his little butt.
He is geriatric.
He's shootin' balnk, 80 years old!

Look he's fallin' & he can't get up,
he can't get it up, get it down with your bed style.
Find a trapeze, no STD's.
Crack that whip, but don't break your hip!
Check out his funky hip gyration,
he must be takin' his medication!

Grandpa so hot he smokes,
If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke.

Granpa, he's a porn star,
He's an internet cyber stud.
Grandpa, he's a porn star,
check out his little butt.
He is geriactric.
Filled with viagra, he's 80 years old!