Why Danielle Is Mark Hoppus
Now before I start
It needs to be said
Screw you Danielle
Get it through your head.
You are Mark Hoppus
I don't care what you say
This is the closest thing you're getting
To a book or essay.
Now you're probably thinking "What the Hell?
You guys are so wrong!"
But we've known the truth
For I don't know how long.
Your immaturity and retardedness
Never seem to end
With waffle mix in your hands
You don't need to pretend.
You don't need to run around naked
Or play a pink bass
Or even not believe
In the aliens in space.
You were born with insanity
Much like this man
Who was attacked by a leg eating dog
In the sand
Going to clubs every night
You are his kind
You're exactly like him
You're a damn porcupine.
You share a love of unicorns
And being gross is a must
And one thing's for sure
You know how to disgust. wtf that line doesnt even make sense lmfao XD
I know you're not convinced
I doubt you ever will be
But for once be smart (or stupid) enough
To believe Eileen and me.
There's so much more I could say
So much more I could tell
But our time has run out
Go get some fucking Taco Bell. BITCH TACO BELL PWNS YOUR ASS
Oh Danielle,
You know it's true
That the one we call Mark Hoppus
Is really you.
DANIELLE YOU POOFACE YOU KNOW ITS TRUE! SO SHUT UP MARK!
Credit to Eileen for writing a few parts.