Secret Identity.

What shall
my "pen name" be?

My secret identity,
my secret invitation
to the secret outside world.

To protect me from those awful
secretive
eerie
rather dreadful, really,
people
that roam
in the secretive outside world.

Oh dear! (Secret identity? Where are you located?)
Have I lost my secret identity?
It's gone!
Lost!
My secret!
My identity!
Oh dear! (Secret identity? Where art thou?)

Shall I go look for it?
Or shall I loose
my real identity on the search?
Oh dear! (Secret identity? What is your position?)
Who would have thought?
Was it stolen?
Oh dear! (Secret identity? Where are you?)

Maybe,
perhaps,
perchance,
imaginably,
I can make a new
secret
identity.

Sounds fun.
And Secretive.