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too cute. lmfao! the whole debate-y part, so funny

“It’s like, ‘What’s your name?’ – ‘Yellow.’ – ‘Your phone number?’ – ‘Yellow.’ – ‘What’s the color of your dick?’ – ‘Yellow.’”

hehehehe, favorite part. anyhoo, loved it. good job

You are the king of dialouge. I loved this with a fiery passion.~~

And so he found himself next walking past the J-aisle where he could hear, “King, King, King, Stephen King… K-I-N – JESUS!” The customer crashed into Bob’s chest. Bob hadn’t even noticed he was already walking down the K-aisle.

“Pretty close, but no,” Bob said. “I’m Bob.”
AHAHAHAHA LULZ MINT I WANNA MARRY YOU FOR THAT.

The customer’s face surprisingly lit up. He smirked. “I turn you on.” It wasn’t a question.

Bob blinked blankly. “E-excuse me?”
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=)) Your stories never fail to make me smile. This is probably the best Barnes and Noble/Bryero in the history of Barnes and Noble/Bryero stories.

-standing ovation like Simon Cowell-

This is brilliant The way it all flowed was just, wow.

He knew employees normally didn’t shake hands with customers, but he had felt sort of intimate with this one. He had called him Jesus, after all.

:lmfao Oh, Bob.

Oh Frankie :lmfao

Funny one :XD

notdeadyet:

you should make a Flourish and Blotts like this.

I REALLY SHOULD. :lmfao
Snape and Lily kissing in the Care of Magical Creatures Section. :con
:lmfao

you should make a Flourish and Blotts like this.

Haha, cute and funny
I liked it :D