I LOVE THIS STORY!!!! I would love to hang out with the guys from Jackass. It would be amazing. Both of the girls had been through a lot on their journey. It would make my head spin if all of that happened to me lol. The ending makes me mad, but I can't say I didn't see it coming lol. Very good story :).
Oh god, I smell trouble a cookin'. Yeah. "Throbbing member," and stuff about someone's tongue begging for entrance into lead's mouth. Those are the funniest.