Stu needs to wise the fuck up. Why do all these gay guys hang out with Jocko? D: Fear, yeah, yadda yadda, but if they'd befriended John instead they'd be fine! Everyone should just circle round John, like fishies. I uhm...I had sugar...
John's such an awkward turtle. To be fair, in his situation I'm sure I'd be a bit "whooooa da fuck?" myself. But i love it, they're so cute!! *hand spasm*