Mike Dirnt Magical Bass Powers? Wha-What?

HEY ELAINE!!!! want to go and hang out with Bill today??

Elaine: sure why not hahah maybe well make him fall down the steps again HAHAH

Me:HAHA that was great x] how couldnt that have been funny

OH SHIT MAN!!! WE NEED CAITLIN =O

Elaine: FUCK!!

I walk over to the phone and call Caitlin to meet us at Billies house

<------------------Time 8:00 Nightfall Foggy------------------->

Sooo we arrive at Billies and we see caitlin HAHA and she tripped on the sidewalk running to us sayin Tre is high off his ass right now then we all ran into the house and we just kinda sat there laughing our asses off at Tre seeing him high as fuck yet smoking more. Then he picks up Billie's favorite pillow and yells PILLOW FIGHT BITCH!!! \

Billie: HELL NOT NOT WITH THAT PILLOW
Tre: Come on im not gunna break it u big baby *with a smile*
Billie: NO! Man if you seriously do that im going to do somthing uhhh what do they call it... SHIT ohh haha Drastic =D
Tre: dude i think you need another one *hands Billie the rest of his weed*
Billie: HEY! thanks *walks away forgetting about the pillow*
Tre: so where was i?? OH YEAH!!! *hits Elaine over the head*

HEY MAN!! thats just not Cool-- Elaine

Elaine runs for a pillow

HAHA BITCH ITS YOUR TURN!!!

*Elaine hits Tre in the back causing him to fall forward*

Then Elaine has this huge blank stare oh her face while stareing at Mikes bass and she just barely said it "the holy grail of basses" Elaine knew it was off limits just like blue was to me but haha they were so fucking out of it Caitlin picks up Tres stick Elaine grabs the Bass and I grab Blue =D

were like some little kids in a candy store

Elaine: I cant play i never have before in my whole damn life
Me:yeah me either
Caitlin: you think i can play the drums HELL NO!
Me: well it wouldnt hurt to try... haha just our ears

well here we go...

Elaine hits a cord and ger fingers start flying playing longview!!
Elaine: holy shit man!! IT HAS MAGICAL BASS POWERS!!!
Me: HOLY FUCK!!
Caitlin: I wonder... *withs the drums*
I CAN PLAY LONGVIEW!!!
Me: *Hits a cord* THIS IS COOL XD

Elaine: No you jusys are guessing i just have the magical powers OF THE MIKE BASS!!!! your just copying me you copycats!!!

Adie comes running in like YOUR GOING TO WAKE THE BOYS YOU ASSHOLES!!

then she notices its us and her jaw droppes like damn

Elaine: I HAVE MAGICAL MIKE BASS POWERS DUDE!!
Adie: NO maybe your just a good player
Elaine: NO!! i never played before WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!?!!
Adie: Bass powers dont exsist hun.
Elaine: ITS MIKE BASS POWERS!!! MIKE!!!!
Adie: whatever you say
Elaine: damn straight... *awkward oh shit face* haha...

Mike and Billie run in and Tre never got up after Elaine hit him... HAHAH Mike pushes every 1 over like bowling pin and it was like slo-mo

Mike:NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY BASS!!!! i said dont fucking touch it you could ruen my career if you do
Elaine: why?
Mike: because things
Elaine: DUDE I TOLD YOU ALL ITS MAGIC!!!
Mike: *Blink Blink Acid Eyes*... You know what...