Mike Dirnt Magical Bass Powers? Wha-What?

Mike n Poker

Mike: everyone will you please follow me NOW!
Everyone: Yes Sir Your mightyness SIR!
Mike: Tre get up it was a harmless Pillow
Billie: did you say Pillow? *rolls Tre Over* YOU ASS YOU RIPPED MY FUCKING PILLOW

all hell broke loose and everybody forgot about what Mike wnted and everybody was like BILLIE!!! its a pillow!! he didnt seem to care much he defends whats his at all times. i mean he wouldnt runup 2 a little kid and kick him to defend his kids but you cetch my drift eh?

well to get back to this shit.

Billie: to pay back for that pillow i call pcker on your ass.
Tre:*caugh caugh* poker?
Billie: poker
Tre: your out of your damn mind man

Elaine: are you just scared Tre
Tre: No
Caitlin: C'mon ill join ya!
Tre: Billie?
Billie: Thats fine.
Tre: DAMN IT BILLIE you just dont give up do you?
Billie: No.

so off to the poker table we go haha IM DEALER!!

Tre:fold
Billie:STAY!
Caitlin: STAY!

the river

Billie:stay
Caitlin:Fold

Billie I WIN FIRST HAND!!!
Tre: woo hoo....
Billie: Your just mad.
Tre:...

after a few hands Mike looks pissed he walks away like a damn storm.

now were at an interresting hand

Billie: 7 2
Caitlin: K Q
Tre: out.

They go for a while and Billie has such a good poker face and Caitlin thinks he has a pair of A's so she fols at a $35,000 pot.

Billie: HOLY SHIT I WON =O
Caitlin: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I COULDA WON?!?!?! DAMN IT!!
Billie: HAHAHAH and Tre your a bad poker player
Tre: I Concur

Hey Mike!!!...

where did he go

Elaine: I dont know he just stormed out really pissed looking didnt he want somthing?
Caitlin: Oh yeah
Billie: Say what?