Outlaws

No Thanks for the Venom

Freehold Fortnightly
Missing Persons:
Rachel Greenhoward:
24 year old Hispanic female with
brown waist-lenth hair, green eyes, purple wire-rimmed glasses
Last seen wearing a white tee shirt reading:
Boston Red Sox
and a brown skirt

Alli Hedelson:
63 year old African-American female with
shoulder length hair and blue eyes
Last seen wearing a flower print dress and a seashell necklace

Luke Sambros:
11 year old Asian male with
short black hair and blue eyes
Last seen wearing a Philadephia Eagles jersey and khaki shorts

Gerard Way:
15 year old Caucasain male with
short black hair and blue eyes
Last seen wearing a black sweatshirt and black pants

Michael Way (twin to Gerard Way, above):
15 year old Caucasain male with
short brown hair and brown eyes
Last seen wearing a black sweatshirt and black pants

Any information on these missing persons is appreciated.
Please contact Missing Persons at 1-800 CAN-HELP

"Hey, calm down," Gerard instructed me as he listened to my spastic breathing. "Come on, breathe with me. Here, in." I tried following. "Out." Not working. "Fuck, are you going to be alright? Should I get someone?"
I shook my head violently. "Don't ca-...... call any....anyone." I stared at him straight in the eye. "We don't need anymore publicity." Maybe I should have brought my inhaler...
"Hey, kid!" A middle-aged woman approached us.
"Fuck, run!" Gerard exclaimed. And run we did.
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The article's supposed to be center and have different fonts and shit, but it doesn't work properly when I tried to italicize the flashbacks, so nevermind. Comment everyone!