The Sex Talk of Doom

DO NOT FLAME ME. I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT IS IN THIS STORY AND OBVIOUSLY IF IT INCLUDES SEX IT ALSO INCLUDES SOME EMBARRASSING TRUTHS OF LIFE. THANKYOU.

Alright, now I've said that, I can now tell you what this is about. Umm... Voldemort has no clue what sex is. Oneshot. The end. *bows*