But It's Better If You Do
who the heck?
pt. 16
“um negative”
“scare me to death why don’t you”
“I did”
“thank Gerard it’s negative. Don’t ever do that again!”
“rite no more”
“well at least use a condom please”
“thank you” all of us walked back to the bus and found brendon head in hands.
“bet your relived huh?”
“I still think she should go get checked...by a doctor. Tests can be wrong”
“ya know he may be right”
“I don’t wanna. Doctor’s scare me”
“well I’d rather know about my baby than have a surprise on my hands”
“fine if it’ll make you happy”
“very much so” he kissed her and they started making out but me and sara didn’t stick around. We found frank [or Frankie as I like to call him].
“hey dude!” I said poking him.
“hey ‘chel’” he said poking me back.
“this is my friend sara” I said poking her.
“ah! Don’t poke me!”
“ok jeez”
“hey, sara”
“hey”
“I’m bored Frankie, help me”
“michelle hate to ruin it but me going to find pete”
“I thought you broke up”
“ever heard of the phrase ‘let’s just be friends’?”
“ok...kay see ya later”
”kay” sara ran off and next thing I knew I was being picked up piggyback style.
“woah! Your gonna drop me!”
“no I’m not. I’m making you unbored”
“thanks” he brought me to fall out boy’s bus where brendon, pete, and ryan were and dropped me in ryan’s lap.
“hello there” ryan greeted me.
“hi”
“she was bored”
“oh yea she always is”
“I didn’t kno that”
“yea but thanks I needed her anyways”
“ok good” he walked out. “see ya”
“ok” I yelled after him.
“what did you need me for?”
“just wanted to talk”
“ok”
“we want you and chasity to be in the last show of the tour like a grand finale”
“like how?” I gave him a you-better-not-make-me-a-dancer look.
“not a dancer”
“you read my mind”
“we want y’all to be back ups or even be front liners w/ brendon.”
“your sure he won’t mind?”
“he suggested it!”
“I’m totally in!”
“so I guess I’m off to go find chasity and ask her”
“yeppers I guess so” he left the bus, but left his sidekick.
“hey ry-“ somebody texted it and I read the i.d.
“yea?”
“nevermind”
“ok” he walked out yet again.
“guys I need an explanation NOW! On who this is” I said showing them the sidekick where it said Keltie
“I don’t know” brendon shrugged.
“you’re lying”
“I really don’t know!”
“ok well should I read it?”
“lemme read it first”
“you de it and I swear you will never be a lead singer again”
“ok sheesh” I handed him the sidekick and he opened it and reat the text.
*gasps*
“what?”
he handed it over and it read:
’baby it’s cold at Vegas, especially your house. I can’t wait ‘til you get here so we can heat it up. I love you!
-Keltie’
then it was my turn to gasp, but then it was a blood curdling scream.
“I hate him. He was gonna leave me at Vegas for this skank!”
“calm down! Remember the incident with jac?”
“yea well I’m texting her back”
“do it!” pete smirked.
“yea do it” evil grins on all of us.
So I did and it read:
’well I hate to say it but your just gonna have to freeze cuz I met this girl on tour and she’s pretty and funny and she can sing. I’m not going thru las Vegas. I’m going straight to California. Oh well...sorry. don’t love you
-ryro’
“We are evil” I said finishing it off.
“so evil” pete agreed.
“evilly evil” brendon agreed.
Me and pete craked up laughing.
“I gotta delete this stuff”
“yea...you’d better”
I went into the sidekick and deleted the message that keltie had sent and the one I sent. Then I walked off the bus to go find ryan and convince him to go straight to California.
“ryry, question: can we go straight to California?”
“I don’t kno it’s my home and I love it and I want to go visit it. Why?”
“I don’t kno I guess I just want to see your house and junk like that”
“well I want you to know my past so you can be in my future.”
bull crap. I thought.
“wha-“ I put on a fake smile. “ok”
“bye mah dahling”
“see ya mah gorgeous” I went back to the F.O.B. bus.
“gimme the sidekick”
they handed it to me.
I’m coming thru las Vegas. You know where to find me
“you couldn’t convince him?”
“nope and I have a plan so don’t convince him.”
“okay”
“me go talk to chasity she should be back from the...place she went so yea...i’ll be back”
“kay”
I ran off to tell chasity my plan that was building in my head.
“um negative”
“scare me to death why don’t you”
“I did”
“thank Gerard it’s negative. Don’t ever do that again!”
“rite no more”
“well at least use a condom please”
“thank you” all of us walked back to the bus and found brendon head in hands.
“bet your relived huh?”
“I still think she should go get checked...by a doctor. Tests can be wrong”
“ya know he may be right”
“I don’t wanna. Doctor’s scare me”
“well I’d rather know about my baby than have a surprise on my hands”
“fine if it’ll make you happy”
“very much so” he kissed her and they started making out but me and sara didn’t stick around. We found frank [or Frankie as I like to call him].
“hey dude!” I said poking him.
“hey ‘chel’” he said poking me back.
“this is my friend sara” I said poking her.
“ah! Don’t poke me!”
“ok jeez”
“hey, sara”
“hey”
“I’m bored Frankie, help me”
“michelle hate to ruin it but me going to find pete”
“I thought you broke up”
“ever heard of the phrase ‘let’s just be friends’?”
“ok...kay see ya later”
”kay” sara ran off and next thing I knew I was being picked up piggyback style.
“woah! Your gonna drop me!”
“no I’m not. I’m making you unbored”
“thanks” he brought me to fall out boy’s bus where brendon, pete, and ryan were and dropped me in ryan’s lap.
“hello there” ryan greeted me.
“hi”
“she was bored”
“oh yea she always is”
“I didn’t kno that”
“yea but thanks I needed her anyways”
“ok good” he walked out. “see ya”
“ok” I yelled after him.
“what did you need me for?”
“just wanted to talk”
“ok”
“we want you and chasity to be in the last show of the tour like a grand finale”
“like how?” I gave him a you-better-not-make-me-a-dancer look.
“not a dancer”
“you read my mind”
“we want y’all to be back ups or even be front liners w/ brendon.”
“your sure he won’t mind?”
“he suggested it!”
“I’m totally in!”
“so I guess I’m off to go find chasity and ask her”
“yeppers I guess so” he left the bus, but left his sidekick.
“hey ry-“ somebody texted it and I read the i.d.
“yea?”
“nevermind”
“ok” he walked out yet again.
“guys I need an explanation NOW! On who this is” I said showing them the sidekick where it said Keltie
“I don’t know” brendon shrugged.
“you’re lying”
“I really don’t know!”
“ok well should I read it?”
“lemme read it first”
“you de it and I swear you will never be a lead singer again”
“ok sheesh” I handed him the sidekick and he opened it and reat the text.
*gasps*
“what?”
he handed it over and it read:
’baby it’s cold at Vegas, especially your house. I can’t wait ‘til you get here so we can heat it up. I love you!
-Keltie’
then it was my turn to gasp, but then it was a blood curdling scream.
“I hate him. He was gonna leave me at Vegas for this skank!”
“calm down! Remember the incident with jac?”
“yea well I’m texting her back”
“do it!” pete smirked.
“yea do it” evil grins on all of us.
So I did and it read:
’well I hate to say it but your just gonna have to freeze cuz I met this girl on tour and she’s pretty and funny and she can sing. I’m not going thru las Vegas. I’m going straight to California. Oh well...sorry. don’t love you
-ryro’
“We are evil” I said finishing it off.
“so evil” pete agreed.
“evilly evil” brendon agreed.
Me and pete craked up laughing.
“I gotta delete this stuff”
“yea...you’d better”
I went into the sidekick and deleted the message that keltie had sent and the one I sent. Then I walked off the bus to go find ryan and convince him to go straight to California.
“ryry, question: can we go straight to California?”
“I don’t kno it’s my home and I love it and I want to go visit it. Why?”
“I don’t kno I guess I just want to see your house and junk like that”
“well I want you to know my past so you can be in my future.”
bull crap. I thought.
“wha-“ I put on a fake smile. “ok”
“bye mah dahling”
“see ya mah gorgeous” I went back to the F.O.B. bus.
“gimme the sidekick”
they handed it to me.
I’m coming thru las Vegas. You know where to find me
“you couldn’t convince him?”
“nope and I have a plan so don’t convince him.”
“okay”
“me go talk to chasity she should be back from the...place she went so yea...i’ll be back”
“kay”
I ran off to tell chasity my plan that was building in my head.