Gerard: The Explorer
Episode 1: The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirate
Dora: Today we are going to find The Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates. Can you help me find the Lost Cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates?
Gerard: It’s lost dumbass.
Boots: That wasn’t very nice.
Gerard: Whatever.
Map: Ask me!
Dora: Yeah, ask the Map We need to say Map Really loud to ask.
Boots: Can you say Map.
Kids: Map! Map! MAP!
Map: If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the----
Gerard: We get it you’re the motherfucking map just tell us the fucking directions!
Map: That wasn’t very nice.
Gerard: I don’t really care. Bite me bitch.
Map: Well anyways...To get to the lost cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates, you go over the Troll Bridge, go over the Alligator infested water---
Gerard: Alligator infested water, are you out of your fucking mind!
Map: No, now let me finish, and then to the lost cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates. So tell Dora Bridge, Water---
Gerard: That is Alligator infested.
Map: Grr...I’ll be in my fucking trailor tell me when this dumbass is fucking gone. I work here for freaking years and he decides to come in and tell me how to do my job.
Dora: Haha, I think we need a commercial.
{Commercial Break here)
Gerard: It’s lost dumbass.
Boots: That wasn’t very nice.
Gerard: Whatever.
Map: Ask me!
Dora: Yeah, ask the Map We need to say Map Really loud to ask.
Boots: Can you say Map.
Kids: Map! Map! MAP!
Map: If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the----
Gerard: We get it you’re the motherfucking map just tell us the fucking directions!
Map: That wasn’t very nice.
Gerard: I don’t really care. Bite me bitch.
Map: Well anyways...To get to the lost cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates, you go over the Troll Bridge, go over the Alligator infested water---
Gerard: Alligator infested water, are you out of your fucking mind!
Map: No, now let me finish, and then to the lost cave of the Ninja Robot Pirates. So tell Dora Bridge, Water---
Gerard: That is Alligator infested.
Map: Grr...I’ll be in my fucking trailor tell me when this dumbass is fucking gone. I work here for freaking years and he decides to come in and tell me how to do my job.
Dora: Haha, I think we need a commercial.
{Commercial Break here)