Cross My Heart and Hope to Die

“I want a sex, sex without a catch, Want a face, to trust, to feel, to lust, In the heat of Los Angeles, Want to fuck, fuck, fuck this up, Gonna feel, feel, feel you up,” Harlee and I sang throughout her house.

“Language!” Max said walking up the stairs to Harlee’s room.

“Fuck, Shit, Bitch,” Harlee said smiling.

“She is such a bad influence on you,” he said taking a sip of his Coke and pointing to Harlee then looking at me.

“You are so mean to me,” Harlee said pouting then throwing herself onto her bed.

“Ah!” I screamed following her.

“Lesbian sex! Go!” Max said crawling in between us.

“If in fact this was lesbian sex I don’t think we would invite you. Seeing as you do have a penis,” Harlee said smirking.

“Yes true but I could pass as a girl,” Max said putting his hair into a pony tail.

“Max?! What the hell?!” I said shaking my head.

“What it’s hot in here?” he replied giving me a funny look.

“No it is not, you dumbass,” I said sitting up.

“Hey! That’s mean miss Mabbitt,” he said laughing.

“It’s not Mabbitt yet Mr. Green,” Harlee said before I could spit it out.

“Yeah what she said!” I said laughing at my self.

“So when will the date be?” he asked me sitting up as well. Which is kind of funny to watch someone who was drinking an hour ago try and sit up on a waterbed.

“I want a wedding in snow so I don’t know,” I said shrugging.

“Well you’re lame,” Max said laughing then falling backwards.

“I like the snow thank you!” I said hitting him.

But he caught my wrist, “Max let go!” I laughed I tried hitting him with my free hand.

“No,” he laughed before grabbing my other free and pinning me down on the bed.

“I’m going to leave you two alone,” Harlee said leaving.

“Max, please get off me,” I whined.

“No,” he said laughing.

“Get your D-major away from my V-gina!” I said trying to wiggle out from under him.

“Don’t wiggle that feels weird!” he said after biting his lower lip.

“Then get off!” I said wiggling more.

“No because you will hit me,” he said getting a little scared.

“Of course I will,” I said rolling my eyes.

“Exactly, so I’ not moving,” he said.

“Move!” I said trying to wiggle out from under him again.

“Stop it!” he said half moaning.

“That’s gross,” I said stopping.

“Then stop wiggling,” he said half serious half laughing.

“Then get off of me!” I said trying to bite him.

“It’s all fun and games till someone gets a boner!” Harlee yelled up the stairs.

“Well it won’t be me!” I yelled down to her.

“Dammit, Ali, s-s-s-s-stop wiggling.” he said softly.

“Get off me then!” I said trying to throw him off me and halfway succeeding before he managed to get my arm back down.

“You have to promise not to hit me then,” he said situating himself again.

“I don’t promise things I can’t keep,” I said wiggling out from his grip for a spilt second before he grabbed my wrist again.

“Promise and I will get off of you,” he said laughing.

“Nope,” I said closing my eyes and turning my head away.

“Nice boobs,” he said laughing.

“Don’t look,” I said noticing my shirt had fallen a bit.

“Then promise,” he said starting the wonderful game.

“Don’t you dare we are no playing the teasing game,” I said as he started grinding against me.

“Then promise,” he said laughing.

“I already won I don’t have to promise,” I said really fast.

“Really no looks like I’m winning,” he said releasing one had then putting his hand on my bare stomach.

“C-c-cold hands!” I half moaned, “Max get off!” I said moving his hand.

“Say Max wins,” he said smirking.

“But you don’t,” I said seductively and slowly bit his neck and he let out a long moan, and rolled over on his back, “I win,” I said before getting up.

“Ali Wins!” Harlee said as I walked over to the stairs.

“Thank you,” I said doing a curtsey.

“Ali, wins what?” Craig said walking into Harlee’s house.

“Does everyone have a goddamned key to my apartment?” she said looking at me then Craig.

“No Craig has my key and he knew I was over here dummy,” I said walking back to Harlee’s bed as they followed.

“What’s wrong Max?” Craig said sitting on the bed by him.

“Your fiancé and the teasing game,” he said rolling over as much as he could.

“What happened?” he asked laughing and of course I told him, “So cold hands still?”

“Shut up they feel…well amazing,” I said smiling.

“She is just weird,” Max said rolling his eyes.

“You’re just jealous because I won,” I said folding my arms.

“Nuh uh,” he said sitting up, “Has anyone ever beat you?”

“In the teasing game?” Harlee asked.

“Well Craig and Mikey,” I said laughing.

“What about Gay/lesbian Chicken?” Harlee asked laughing.

“No one yet.” I laughed.

“Babe,” Craig said smiling.

“What?” I laughed.

“We got to go so your brother wont get mad at me,” he laughed.

“And I need to get home to take care of this,” he said pointing to his dick.

“Bye Harlee,” I said hugging her while laughing at Max.

“Bye Mexican love you,” she said walking off.

“Love you too,” I said walking down the stairs and out the door.

Craig wrapped his arm around my waist and snuck his and up my shirt where his cold hands hit my skin and I jumped.

“Craig!”

“Yes,” he said smiling.

“I hate you sometimes,” I said looking up at him.

“But you are marring me,” he shrugged as we approached the car.

“Don’t remind me,” I said smiling and getting in the car.

“I can take that ring back if you want,” he said taking my hand.

“No it’s mine!” I said pulling my hand close towards me and my phone vibrated.

Chelsea:Hello?

Me:mhmmm

Chelsea:wat are u doing?

Me:leaving Harlee’s and heading home to see Leila and spend time with Craig and Max as well

Chelsea:Oh

Me:Why?

Chelsea:wanted to hang out.

Me:you can join.

Just then we got to my house.

Anna:Is Max with you he hasn’t texted me all day. He hates me he doesn’t care.

Me:Oh My Fucking god.

Anna:what he doesn’t.

Me:whatever

“Max I’m going to kill your girlfriend,” I said hitting my head on the headrest of my chair.

“Ex-girlfriend,” he said laughing.

“Since when?”

“Last night.”

“Then why is she texting me!” I screamed.

“I have no idea.”

“How long did you date?” I asked getting out of the car.

“Like two weeks.”

“Nice,” I said walking into the house as I head little feet running around upstairs.

“Mommy!” I heard Leila scream.

Chelsea:Be over in 10

“Liela!” I screamed back as she ran up to be and wrapped her arms around my legs.

“Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!” she said as I picked her up.

“I missed you,” I said hugging her tight.

“I missed you too, mommy,” she said.

“I love you,” I said kissing her nose and putting her down.

“I love you, too,” she said smiling then running off.