Burning It Down, All the Way to Bat Country

Trinity’s POV

“Alright everyone, do we all, and by all I mean you Jimmy, have their cell phones on and accessible? Good. We’ll meet back here in two hours. Alright guys; grab your respective kids and let’s get this started! Oh, and Jimmy? DON’T GET US KICKED OUT!” Jimmy grinned and nodded, firing off a quick salute before grabbing Sarah’s hand and running off. All of the other guys took off as well, and my dad turned to me and grinned.
“Alright darlin’, where do you want to go first?”
“Ohhh, let’s go to Hot Topic, then Sephora for makeup, and oh, Wet Seal has jeans on sale, let’s go there first.” I laughed at my dad’s expression, he looked rather terrified. He shook his head before walking away, in the wrong direction…
“Hey daddy, this way…”
“Psh, I knew that…”
“Sure ya did daddy, whatever helps you sleep at night.” He grinned and walked past me, looking for Wet Seal; ten minutes later we had finally found it. I ran in, looking for the amazing lemon yellow jeans that Mistey and I had seen online. I finally found them and started searching through the pile, looking for the elusive size two.

“Christ girl, slow down. The hell are looking for?”
“The most popular pant size on the planet. I need a size two in these jeans, and if they don’t have them then we need to go to Pac Sun to get some of those traffic cone orange ones.”
“Why do you want highlighter colored pants?”
“Because then I can wear a completely psychotic shirt with those freaking amazing Vans that a got a while ago.”
“Well ok then, just fyi, the size two is under that pair that you’re touching right now.” I looked under the jeans I was holding and sure enough, there was the only size two. I squealed and grabbed them, pulling my dad up to the register. The girl looked up from her magazine and I swear; her eyes got as big as dinner plates. I was deeply impressed when she looked at me and smiled, picking the pants up to ring them in,

“Hey there, you find everything ok?”
“Yeah, took me a minute to find my size, but everything is cool now.”
“Fabulous. You now these jeans are 2 for $25, you want to pick out another pair?” I turned to my dad, who just nodded and laughed,
“Which ones do you want sweetheart?”
“Can you go get the orange ones?” He nodded and walked away, I turned back to the girl, sticking my hand out,

“My name is Trinity, I’m really impressed with the way you handled yourself just then. Most girls flip a shit and then we have to leave.” She laughed and shook my hand,
“I’m Kiki. I kinda figured that a father taking his daughter shopping was really nothing to freak out about.” I smiled and pulled a VIP pass out of my bag,
“Are you coming to my benefit party?”
“I was planning on it; I think it’s a really great idea by the way.” I grinned and handed her the pass,
“Well then you know who will be there, this pass will get you EVERYWHERE.” My dad had come back with the jeans and we had paid by this point, so she took the pass with a smiled and excited “thank you!” and we left. I was walking calmly through the mall when I spotted the candy shop.

“Oh my god, DAD! CANDY!” I squealed, and bolted in the place of sugary nirvana. I was running around the store eating M&M’s and skittles when I felt a hand being placed on my shoulder, I whirled around to see a very amused looking young man,
“All I have to say is, if people start complaining, I have to kick you out.” I grinned and nodded, going back to my evil plan. I grabbed a bag and started filling it with all the small round candies I could find. Three four pound bags later, and I finally found my dad waiting for me at the register, he looked at the bags and quirked an eyebrow,
“Do I even want to know?” I shook my head and smiled angelically.
“You’re not fooling anyone, come on, let’s pay for that so we can go find the rest of your outfit.” I grinned and nodded, pulling out my phone to call Mistey,
“Hey, meet me at the food court in ten. I have a totally epic idea.”

Sarah’s POV

“Oh my god, Jimmy, stop man, you’re going to hurt yourself!” I laughed as Jimmy teetered around the Nordstrom shoe department in a pair of four inch platform heels.
“But Sarah, don’t I look pretty?” He asked, striking a pose, I grinned and snapped a picture on my phone, quickly sending it to everyone,
“You look very pretty Jimbo.” I said, and he grinned hugely, showing all his teeth. I could only laugh harder, here he was, a big tattooed rockstar in four inch heels asking if he looked pretty. I was still laughing when a very upset looking lady came over to me,
“Excuse me miss, I understand that your brother is…mentally unstable, however, I am going to have to ask you to leave.” I just looked at her and nodded, going over to Jimmy and making him put his shoes back on. I managed to keep a straight face until we left the store, then I started laughing hysterically again, Jimmy was looking at me like I was totally crocked,
“The shoe…lady thought…you were…retarded!” I gasped out, bursting into giggles again.
“Well, Matt has been telling me for years that I need to have my head checked. What do we need still?” I thought about it, going over my mental checklist,
“I need fishnet arm warmers, and jewelry.”
“That’s it? But we haven’t gotten you pants or anything.”
“I have the perfect pair of pants at home.” He nodded, his mouth forming an ‘o’ shape.
“Alrighty, to Hot Topic it is!” he shrieked, looping his arm through mine and skipping, yes I said skipping, through the mall.

Blaze’s POV

I jumped as my phone vibrated in my back pocket. I pulled it out, opening the new text and cracking up when I saw the picture Sarah had sent me,
“Oh my god, Brian you have to see this!” I showed him the picture and he almost fell off his chair he was laughing so hard,
“Oh my god, that’s fucking priceless!”
“I know right?” Once we had finally calmed ourselves down, I ran through my mental checklist, I had everything I needed for the show.
“Alright kid, anything else you need?”
“Nothi…We have to find Mistey, she’s plotting something, I can feel it.” I pulled my phone out again and called her, knowing she would answer,
“Hey bro, what’s up?”
“What exactly are you planning?”
“I have no clue, its Trin’s idea this time, I swear. I’m calling Sarah though, you call Blaike, meet us at the food court in ten.”
“Will do, see ya in a minute.” I snapped my phone closed and noticed Brian looking at me like I was completely off my rocker.
“Twin telepathy. Trin is planning something and she told Mistey about, which is how I knew about it, now all of us are involved.” I explained, holding my phone to my ear, waiting for Blaike to pick up,
“What up?”
“Food court in ten.”
“Whose idea?”
“Trin’s.”
“Oh this is gonna be good.”

Blaike’s POV

I grinned sadistically as I closed my phone, walking away to find Zack. I finally found him trying on sunglasses and grabbed his arm,
“Dude, we’re done. We need to go meet everyone at the food court.” I said with a smirk, Zack looked a little scared at this point,
“What are you planning?”
“I’m not planning anything, this is Trinity’s idea. We always go with Trinity’s ideas because we never get caught, ever. So let’s go, this is gonna be good.” He laughed and walked away with me, heading to the food court. When we walked in I saw the adults at one table and my friends at another. I walked over and sat down, getting the same sadistic grin from all of them,
“Ok, what’s the plan this time?” My eyes got huge as Trinity opened her purse and showed me what was inside,
“Where the hell did you get glue, vegetable oil, and paperclips?”

“The Sears wing, ya know the one no one ever goes too? Well they had an office supply store, and I kinda bribed the bottle off the poor love struck nerd at the McDonalds. So here’s how it’s gonna go down. I bought spray bottles from the office supply store as well, we’re going to put oil in the bottles and spray Tanya and her cronies who come out of Abercrombie, I saw Tanya go in there a like an hour ago, so she should be leaving soon. Once we’ve gotten them with the oil, squirt them with the glue, but be careful, its super glue so don’t get their skin, I don’t wanna get arrested. Throw the candy and paperclips on them once the glue has been thrown, it’ll stick all over their clothes they won’t ever get them off. We can’t get caught though, so we have to hide in the plants outside the door and just cover their backs. They won’t be able to feel it, so they’ll be walking around the mall like that all day.” She finished with an evil, evil grin.

“Oh my god Trinity, that’s fucking perfect!” Blaze yelled, catching the attention of everyone from here to China,
“Blaze, SHUT UP!” Mistey hissed, slapping her brother on the arm. I grinned and clapped my hands,
“So how are we getting away from the guys?”
“We’re not; my dad is filling them in as we speak. So let’s go, we have to get to the other side of the mall.”

Trinity’s POV

We quickly filled the spray bottles and passed out the other supplies, once we were done I told my dad we were leaving and we left out shit with them and booked it to the other side of the mall. We got to Abercrombie just as they were getting ready to leave, so we hid in the fake plants outside the store and waited. Once they were out of the store we quickly doused them with the oil, their clothes were soaked and they couldn’t tell. We were following them around the mall, squirting them with glue and tossing paperclips and candy on them. I really didn’t know human beings were this stupid, we followed them for twenty minutes before they went in to Hollister and started to try shit on. We laughed and ran away when we heard their enraged screams echoing from the dressing rooms. I looked behind us and noticed Tanya talking to a security guard and pointing in our direction,

“Shit, guys, in here, quick!” I ducked into Macy’s with the rest of them and ran to the dressing room where I had hidden an outfit change for each of us.
“How the hell did you do this?” Blaze asked, looking shocked,
“One of the guys who works here thinks dad is a god among men, so he let me stash some shit in here in return for a VIP pass and an autograph.” We all laughed and changed, stuffing our old clothes in the bags the kid had left for us. We quickly and quietly made our way back to the food court where the guys were waiting for us,
“So how did it go?” Zacky asked, quirking an eyebrow when we all looked at each other and grinned evilly.

“It was EPIC!” We yelled together. The guys laughed and nodded, grabbing the bags and leading us out to the car, I froze when I saw someone I thought I would never have to see again. What the hell was Derek talking to Tanya for? My dad noticed I had stopped and turned to look at me,

“Trin, what’s going on sweetie?” All I could do was point and run into his arms, bursting into tears,
“Daddy get me out of here!”