Status: Good (seth is laughing)
Howling With Seth
Part Three: Maximum Ride Characters
Seth: Hello, audience! I'm Seth Clearwater and this is...
Audience: HOWLING WITH SETH!
Seth: *peers at cue cards* Okay, so today our guest stars will be... characters from the Maximum Ride novels themselves, Angel, Max, Fang, and Iggy!
*Max, Fang, Angel, and Iggy fly in*
Seth: Welcome, guys!
Angel: Actually, I am a girl, not a guy.
Seth: Okay. Welcome, guys and girls!
Iggy: *waves lazily* Hi.
Seth: So Max and Fang. *turns to Max and Fang* At the end of Fang, you guys left us hanging. Any prediction of what's going to happen next?
Max: I like taking the future as it comes. I'll see Fang again in twenty years like he promised.
Fang: Max, you do know that I'm sitting right next to you... right?
Max: Sure, sure.
Seth: So where are Dylan, Nudge, and Gazzy?
Iggy: Gazzy's having one of his... scenes.
Angel: I told Dylan that he was going to have a horrible accident and he refuses to leave the house or be near me. He's kinda creeped out.
Fang: Nudge is horrified by the state of her hair. She refused to leave until it was fixed, so we left without her.
Seth: *nodding repeatedly* Okay. Max, where are Jeb and your mom?
Max: I'm not Jeb's keeper!
Seth: Jeez, don't freak out. Where's your mom?
Max: At home with Ella. She has finals this week. She says, and I quote, "School sucks. You're so lucky."
Iggy: To be fair, I think that Max's stay-at-home school is worse than any other school. We know. We've been to both.
Seth: Thank you for your input, Iggy.
Max: *smacks Iggy on the arm* Yeah, thank you for your input, Iggy.
Iggy: *rubbing his arm* Ow! You're welcome!
Seth: *points at window* Look!
*Dylan, Gazzy, and Nudge fly in*
Dylan: Is there a spot to sit where I cannot see Angel at all?
Max: Dylan! *hugs Dylan*
Fang: *looking jealous* Yeah. Hi, Dylan.
Angel: Hello! Dylan, you need to be careful! That incident is going to happen in about... *checks her watch* five minutes!
Dylan: Angel's creeping me out. I'm going to leave. *gets up and smashes into glass window, falling on ground and breaking neck* Ow!
Angel: Told you so!
Seth: Well, we're almost out of time, but we have time for one more thing. *looks to audience* Truth, dare, or torture?
Audience: TORTURE, TORTURE, TORTURE!
Tiny voice in back of audience: Dare! Dare!
Seth: Majority rules! Sorry, random audience member! We're doing... *waits for drum roll* TORTURE!
*audience cheers*
Seth: Who will take the torture? *looks at gang*
Max: I will!
*audience cheers*
Seth: Okay, Max, your torture is... *reads cue card* YOU MUST KISS FANG!
Max: That's not torture, I do that all the time! *covers mouth and blushes*
Seth: Whoops, I read the dare. Oh well! Kiss him!
*audience groans*
Tiny voice in back of audience: Yay!
*Max kisses Fang*
Fang: Wow, Max. You've gotten good since we last kissed.
Max: I know. I've been practicing.
Fang: With who?
Angel: The proper grammar would be, "With whom?"
Fang: With whom?
Max: I'm not telling!
Fang: Not fair!
*all fly out*
Seth: That's all we have time for today! See you next time on...
Audience: HOWLING WITH SETH!
Audience: HOWLING WITH SETH!
Seth: *peers at cue cards* Okay, so today our guest stars will be... characters from the Maximum Ride novels themselves, Angel, Max, Fang, and Iggy!
*Max, Fang, Angel, and Iggy fly in*
Seth: Welcome, guys!
Angel: Actually, I am a girl, not a guy.
Seth: Okay. Welcome, guys and girls!
Iggy: *waves lazily* Hi.
Seth: So Max and Fang. *turns to Max and Fang* At the end of Fang, you guys left us hanging. Any prediction of what's going to happen next?
Max: I like taking the future as it comes. I'll see Fang again in twenty years like he promised.
Fang: Max, you do know that I'm sitting right next to you... right?
Max: Sure, sure.
Seth: So where are Dylan, Nudge, and Gazzy?
Iggy: Gazzy's having one of his... scenes.
Angel: I told Dylan that he was going to have a horrible accident and he refuses to leave the house or be near me. He's kinda creeped out.
Fang: Nudge is horrified by the state of her hair. She refused to leave until it was fixed, so we left without her.
Seth: *nodding repeatedly* Okay. Max, where are Jeb and your mom?
Max: I'm not Jeb's keeper!
Seth: Jeez, don't freak out. Where's your mom?
Max: At home with Ella. She has finals this week. She says, and I quote, "School sucks. You're so lucky."
Iggy: To be fair, I think that Max's stay-at-home school is worse than any other school. We know. We've been to both.
Seth: Thank you for your input, Iggy.
Max: *smacks Iggy on the arm* Yeah, thank you for your input, Iggy.
Iggy: *rubbing his arm* Ow! You're welcome!
Seth: *points at window* Look!
*Dylan, Gazzy, and Nudge fly in*
Dylan: Is there a spot to sit where I cannot see Angel at all?
Max: Dylan! *hugs Dylan*
Fang: *looking jealous* Yeah. Hi, Dylan.
Angel: Hello! Dylan, you need to be careful! That incident is going to happen in about... *checks her watch* five minutes!
Dylan: Angel's creeping me out. I'm going to leave. *gets up and smashes into glass window, falling on ground and breaking neck* Ow!
Angel: Told you so!
Seth: Well, we're almost out of time, but we have time for one more thing. *looks to audience* Truth, dare, or torture?
Audience: TORTURE, TORTURE, TORTURE!
Tiny voice in back of audience: Dare! Dare!
Seth: Majority rules! Sorry, random audience member! We're doing... *waits for drum roll* TORTURE!
*audience cheers*
Seth: Who will take the torture? *looks at gang*
Max: I will!
*audience cheers*
Seth: Okay, Max, your torture is... *reads cue card* YOU MUST KISS FANG!
Max: That's not torture, I do that all the time! *covers mouth and blushes*
Seth: Whoops, I read the dare. Oh well! Kiss him!
*audience groans*
Tiny voice in back of audience: Yay!
*Max kisses Fang*
Fang: Wow, Max. You've gotten good since we last kissed.
Max: I know. I've been practicing.
Fang: With who?
Angel: The proper grammar would be, "With whom?"
Fang: With whom?
Max: I'm not telling!
Fang: Not fair!
*all fly out*
Seth: That's all we have time for today! See you next time on...
Audience: HOWLING WITH SETH!
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Yay! Go Max!