Russian Roulette

I could have killed her. "You're the one who's going to have to be on the pill!"

"Nope," She grinned innocently, "Wait...how the hell are we going to all fit in your truck?"

"Well, Jimmy is gonna sit in the passengers' seat, you and Johnny can get in the back, Matt can squish with you, and Syn and Zacky can duck and cover in the bed!"

"Oh sure. Jimmy gets special treatment. That's so he has easier access, right?" She winked. I glared at her.

"Come on! Truck time! We have no time to focus on sexual positions right now, what are you thinking!?"

"I don’t know!"

"Come on, Jimmy," I took his hand shyly, looking up at him.

He smiled at me broadly, squeezing my hand. "Maybe you really are excited. Lead the way." I led them out to my truck, smirking as Jimmy looked at it with a raised eyebrow.

"This is my truck!" I giggled.

"It's big...!" he walked up to the driver's side, opening the door and helping me in.

"Thanks..." I said shyly. He simply grinned before shutting my door for me. Walking around the other side, he got in and looked back as everyone tried to fit in the backseat.

"You know, you won't all fit in the back there, right?" he asked, chuckling.

"I don't want to get stuck in the bed of the truck!" Syn insisted, practically laying across everyone's feet.

"...Well...! She needs to drive so hurry up! I think it's safe," He smiled at me.

"...I'm crushed," Ash complained to me, being shoved up against my seat.

"Well...! What do you want me to do, Ash?"

"...Get me a condom?" She laughed. I didn't want to know.

"Boys, hands to yourselves back there!" Jimmy warned in an odd, motherly tone.

"But this isn’t fun! I'm stuck!"

"Too bad! We'll be home soon! ...Right?" he turned to me.

"Jimmy... I didn’t even start driving yet...!"

"Well start driving, woman! I don't want your friend to get raped."

"...I think she'd like it." I started the truck.

"No, I meant because if she did, you'd have to clean up the upholstery," He chuckled.

"The only one who can fuck in my truck is me!" I laughed as I started to drive. The ride was filled with people pushing each other, including me, yelling, screaming, kicking... I was glad to drop Ash off and have everyone sit right on the way to my house.

"Don't touch me, faggot!" Syn exclaimed suddenly.

"There's four of us, learn to share some space!" Zacky retorted.

"I'm going to kill both of you," Matt warned.

...Well, it was somewhat quieter.

"They're all crazy, babe." Jimmy laughed. "They just want the booze anyways. I think I want the ass..."

"Excuse me?" I asked, looking over at him. Did he just say what I think he did?!