I Am the Rumour

WARNING- Before you read please take note that I do not believe any of the rumours mentioned in this one-shot or true, nor do I endorse bashing or hating on Tokio Hotel of any kind. This is merely a figment of my imagination and humour on my part. I do not mean to offend or harm anybody with this. Anything talked about from here on in is merely fictional humour. I do not own Tokio Hotel, their management, music or merchandise but I do own this idea. Don't own, don't sue.

I Am The Rumour On Everyones Lips.
I Am Bill Kaulitz.