I Am a Jonas, but I Didn't Even Know It

I called a family meeting; Me, Nick , Kevin and Joe. It took long convincing them but they finally came around to my Idea.
“ So the best way to do this is if we get the whole world to know” I said
“ I suggests Kevin since your the oldest and you knew first” Joe said
“ Yes and also because I'm the mature one” Nick and Joe looked at each other and burst out laughing which made Kevin throw a pillow at both of them.
“ Alright come on! Kevin you do that and we need someone to get our mum here” I said
“ I can help you out” Oh great Chace, wait what Chace! How he get in!
“ Who let you in!” I demanded
“ The door was open” He said
“ Oh and you thought you would walk in to this house where I'm banned from stepping foot or where I could get hurt” I said
“ Hurt?”He asked, well if he insist. I dug my heel into his foot making him yelled I could see they all wanted to burst out laughing.
“ OK I deserved that” He said rubbing his foot.
“ No doubt” I said then sat back down.
“ Like I said I can help” He said, HA over my dead body!
“ Yeah good thanks” Joe said. W.T.F moment.. I was so going to kill him.
“ Err NO!” I demanded
“ Hannah he's an actor and he has a new movie coming out the press would listen, he'd be prefect even if he is a asshole” Nick said
“Ok fine but if you step a foot out of line I'll make you balls jump up inside your body and they wont come back until next Christmas” I said then smiled sweetly
“ Ok..... I've got that” He looked really scared, and boy I wasn’t kidding I've done it plenty of times.
“So Kevin you get our Mum over here and she take some convincing she's really stubborn” I said
“ Oh so that’s where you get it from” Chace whispered.
“ Oh sorry did you say something?” I asked
“ Didn’t say a word” He said and I knew he wanted to laugh.
“ Yeah what I thought” I said
“ And you will be prefect for telling everyone our secret because your a big mouthed jerk” I said
;”Alright enough with insults” He said, I rolled my eyes.
“ So Kevin, cheater meet here at 5 o’clock and call if you need anything” I said, Kevin walked away but Chace stayed
“ I have a name you know” He said
“ Oh really, is it cheater, asshole, Jerk... please stop me when it rings a bell because I could go on forever” I demanded he didn’t dare say anything afterwards he just walked out.
“ Remind me never to get on your bad side” Nick said
“ If you don’t fuck up like Chace did then I wont need to remind you or make your like hell you'll want to die” I said but didn’t laugh. They both looked at each other scared, it was soo funny but I was seriously not messing.
“ Now we need to rid of Denise” I said
“ How?” They both asked
“ Spread rumours, get ugly pictures and send them to the press, be creative” I said
“ You beening the rock stars you should spread the rumours while I get the pictures” I said
“ Ok well Denise should be getting a facial at that new spa down-town great time to get a picture” Nick said then threw me his camera.
“ Ok thanks meet back here at 5, bye guys” I said then walked out the house.
I would have got in my car but it was taken away from me for a whole bloody week by Mr Jonas .. wait scratch that my dad. So instead I had to walk down town at least it was sunny.

*******

I was half way there.... I think the only time I've been down this part of town I was drunk. I looked over and a Bmw car stopped next to me and I knew who car it was. He just left the house half an hour and he was already stalking me.
“ Want a lift?” he said
“ Your meant to be doing you part in this scheme” I said
“ Already done, it will be in every magazine by tomorrow” He smirked
“ Well good “ I said
“ So do you want a lift” He asked again, he never bloody gives up
“ From you …. never” I said
“ You cant keep hating me I'm just too lovable” He joked
“ You don’t get it do you this isn’t just a silly fight Chace you broke my heart I can never heal from that, I loved you and you cheated on me like I was nothing” I said
“ It's over Chace your going to have to accept that” I said then walked away leaving him totally stunned. It wasn’t actually great for me to say it but I couldn’t be with him not after what he done yeah maybe I loved him but not any-more.

( At the spa)

“ Hello, could you please tell me which room Denise Jonas is in?” I asked
“ Who are you?” The receptionist asked
“ Hannah Jonas” I said but she still looked confused
“ She's my step mum” I said
“ Are you joking you saying Paul Jonas is your father and the Jonas brothers are your brothers” She said in disbelief.
“ Well yeah, so can you please tell me what room she's in” I said
“ No” She laughed, fine no more miss nice girl
“ Listen here miss bimbo I'm not leaving until you tell me what room Denise is in”

****

“ Let go of me” I struggled, she had called security what a bitch! They threw me onto the curb.
“ Don’t come back” They said then went back inside
“ Are you ok?” I looked up to see a tall handsome dark haired man, he helped me up from the floor.
“ Yeah I'm fine thanks” I said
“ Ian Somerhalder” He smiled
“ Hannah Jonas” I said I went to shake his hand by he kissed it inside, that what Chace had done.. ok stop thinking about Chace for fuck sake, focus on this gorgeous person.
“ Are you related to the Jonas brothers?” He asked
“ Yes there my brothers” I said
“ It wasn’t in any magazine normally it would be” He said
“ Yeah well I didn’t know until a day ago” I said
“ Oh well that why” He laughed
“ I recognize you... aren’t you in that TV programme; Vampire diaries?” I asked
“ Yes I am and I was also in lost did you ever watch it?” He asked
“ Oh yeah I remember now I watched it, so long ago you were really good in it” I said
“ Thanks” He said
“ May I ask why you were throw out the spa?” He asked
“ I wanted to see my step mum she in there Denise Jonas but they don’t believe I am who I say I am” I said
“ Don’t worry I'll get you in” He said
“ Thank you” I said. We walked in and went to the counter Miss Bimbo seemed to be shocked I was back and I had someone with me. A famous and hot someone
“ Ha what you going to do now” I said I could hear Ian give out a laugh before turning it into a cough. He talked to her then paid so she let us both in.
“ Thanks Ian I have to repay you” I said
“ No it's ok” He said
“ There must be some way I can repay you?” I asked
“ How about a date?” He asked.. I thought about it, he was cute and I really needed a distracting from Chace.
“ I'd loved to go on a date” I smiled. So we then swapped digits.
“ I'll call you” He said then walked off, Wow. I meant to be destroying Denise life and I got a date along the way, sweet.
“ Excuse me what room would Denise Jonas be in?” I asked one of the male workers
“ err room 21a” He said
“ Thanks very much” I said then walked of to get a picture that would ruin her I know how evil that sounds either if she hasn’t done anything but she a big obstacle in our master plan. I finally reach room 21a and slowly opened the door and peaked my head around to see what was going on. Ha! This is perfect she is wearing a mud mask brilliant. I got the camera out of my bag and got it ready. I position it ready to take the shot. I needed her to shocked so it make an even better picture.
“ OMG FIRE” I shouted and as planned she jumped up and the cucumbers slices fell off and with he mouth open and eyes wide apart I snapped the picture then threw a towel over her face and legged it out of the spa. My heart was pumping as I threw the camera in the bag and rushed down the street and around the corner when I bumped into someone nearly knocking myself over but the person caught me.
“ Hannah what's wrong?” It was my dad
“ Oh hi dad, nothing wrong everything great” I said
“ Why were you running them?” He asked
“ The cops were on my tail” I laughed
“ Not funny” He said but I could see he wanted to laugh.
“ I'm go to go I'm meeting Denise at the spa” He said and I had to hold the laughter that wanted to burst out of my chest.
“ Alright dad bye” I said then once he walked around the corner I then finally let the laughter go but once I did it was so hard to stop, getting crazy looks from people but I didn’t care it was just so dam funny, to see her face when I yelled fire. I got out my phone and dialed Nick's number.
“ Hey Hannah Joe and I have done our part what about you?” Nick asked
“ Oh yeah I've got a very good picture” I said
“ Alright let's all meet at home I'll call Kevin, can you call Chace?” He asked
“ No Nick I cant sorry can you please” I said
“ Alright I will, see you at the house” He said then hung up. I put my phone in my bag then called for a taxi to take me home.

*****
“ Joe and I told the press that Denise is a druggie, that story could go very far” Nick smirked
“ I've got the embarrassing photo” I said
“ Your mum won tickets to shopping spree here so she should be in a week” Kevin said
“ And by tomorrow everyone should know about your big secret” Chace said
“ Our plan is truly under way” I said happily.
“ What plan?” I looked up to see Charlie.
“ Oh and where have you been?” I asked as she sat down next to me
“ With Luke of course but he gone away for a week so I am back” She said
“ Well good I'm missed you” I said then hugged her.
“ Ok so what plan?” She asked
“ Of getting rid of Denise, everything is set and by this time next week everything will be how it should have been” I said

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“ Ok just you and me time for some proper girl chat” Charlie said, we hadn’t had one of our long talks in ages.
“ You first, tell me everything that going on with you and Luke” I said
“ Omg... he is absolutely the kindest, sweetest and the hottest person I've ever gone out with” She laughed
“ He and I are perfect for each other” She said
“ Well I'm glad he's making you happy” I said
“ Now your turn hows everything boy wise?” She asked
“ Well Chace was being like this fight is stupid and winding me up so I put him in his place” I said
“ Well good... anything else?” She asked making me remember Ian who I met at the spa and it made me smile remember how incredible cute and kind he was.
“ You met someone! Tell me!!” She squealed
“ You know Ian” I said
“ NO! You mean Ian Somerhalder the dreamy one in vampire diaries” she screamed
“ I know I almost didn’t recognize him at first but then once I saw him properly and his smile just makes you melt” I said
“ Tell me about it! So what happened?” She asked
“ we swapped numbers” I said making her scream louder when my phone started to ring and his name popped up on my phone, I froze.
“ It's Ian” I said her eyes grew wide
“ Answer it” She panicked. I press accept and held the phone to my ear.
“ Hi Hannah it's Ian I'm hoping it not to soon but I was wondering if you like to go on our date on Wednesday?” He asked
“ No it not too soon I'd love to go” I said
“ Great well I'll pick you up at the Joneses at 8, see you then” He said
“ Yeah cant wait” I said then hung up.
“ Did he just ask you out” She asked
“ Yes he just asked me out” I said slowly.

This was out of doubt the best day of my life.