A Really Random Story About A Bunch Of Famous Folks

This is the most random story I have EVER written before in my life. And I'll admit that I cracked up while writing it. xD Enjoy!

By the way, this story won't be long...it probably won't even be ten chapters long.

Introduction
This sets up the basic plot...
Pure Chaos
Yet More Chaos
Pie, Game Shows, and Paternity Results
The Voice is Revealed
Last chapter. We finally find out who the voice belongs to...