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Aleka the Turk and the Sausage That Was Actually Professor Hojo's Penis

Aleka the Turk goes on a mission and finds some "interesting" things.
  1. Part 1
    In which Aleka the Turk is sent on a mission.
  2. Part 2
    In which Aleka is making a sandwich and the lights go out.