On The Turf

I woke up hours earlier in the morning, but the tour bus was still moving. I could feel the floor was shaking and bumping on the rocky road. We hadn’t reached our destination yet but Chris—our bus driver—told me we’re going there any time near soon. The bus was in huge mess, no wonder, the boys were had drunken night last night. I could see they had a slight food fight that made the floor was totally nasty. The food was scattered everywhere.

And as their assistant, I needed to do the quick chores in the bus. I quickly cleaned the bus floor and picked some random nasty stuff that still remained. I swept over the bottles, stuffed them into a black trash bag, and packed them in the corner of the bus. I would dump it once we reached or destination.

It’s supposed to be Vinny’s job since he lost the bet. And I probably would get him to do this kinda thing. But the tool was still asleep carelessly because of last night. As usual, the boys had some drunken night last night. The booze was like their God, and they worshiped it. Well aside from the food fight too.

Remember? They’re bunch of morons.

As I finished, I made my way to the kitchenette and prepared some breakfast. I was sure the boys would complain at me again if I hadn’t made them the breakfast. It’s actually my job and I decided to make some waffles for them. This actually would be another Vinny’s responsibility again. Ugh.

While I prepared the waffles, I heard someone yawned from the bunks. When I turned my head, I saw Alex was standing near the bunk. He just crawled out from his bunk, scratching his glorious hair and lazily smirked at me.

“Hola, Lexi” he greeted and approached me. My eyes widened at the sight, I gasped bewildered and half screamed to him. At my astonishment, Alex wore nothing in his sleep, he was totally naked.

The sight what fangirls usually dream about Alex. I saw that motherfucker Gaskarth standing bare naked near to me. And in instant, I could feel the pit of my stomach wanted to purge out to see him naked. It needed more attempt to let my eye off from his lower part.

“ALEX! Put the damn clothes on!” I interjected in complain. Alex’s sleepy eyes didn’t buy how I reacted. He only put his smug grin on his face and scratched his chest. I glared at him, holding my anger in my veins not to burst out in my head.

Moments later the idiot realized something when I motioned at his manhood area. Alex faced down and was met by his hanging willy.

“Oops” he hiccupped and grinned to me lazily. However, he didn’t give a damn to cover his private area.

Asshole.

“Oh please. It’s not like you’ve never seen me naked before, Lexi” he winked at me before he walked to me. Oh God, I had enough with it when he was on his way upward me. I shut my eyes tightly while I tried my best to extrude the nausea that oozed my head to picture his length swung side to side.

Fuck it! Even if I had closed my eyes, the horrible sight still haunted me. I never like the sexual innuendos that the boys usually pulled out. Although I’ve seen willies million times in the bus. Alex, Jack and Vinny enjoyed their fun time to streak around the bus and always made fun of me. And truth to be told that I didn’t enjoy it, it’s horrible. I’m not the kinda girl who could easily cope with boys and testosterones.

I probably could tell it’s a curse being the only girl here.

Alex mind boggled me and quickly enveloped me with hug while I could feel his willy pulled out near my waist. I let out a low shriek with eyes still closed tightly. Chills were sent through my entire body when his naked form relied on me. I never could stand of boys’ exposed skins touched me under weird circumstances. Not that I’m a virgin and didn’t get use to see stuff like this. But I’ve made my point, it disgusted me.

Well that actually explained that I preferably not sexually active. Okay, that’s too detail.

“Hmm... waffles,” he whispered.

Getting back to the earth, I screamed, “Get off from me, Alex!” I struggled curtly and stomped on his bare foot with all of my disgusted strength. Alex moaned in pain but came back to tease me with his tiny willy. What the fuck was he doing! He snickered at me and totally knew what was going on. He loved to tease and made fun of my fear and me—I mean my repugnance. I told you.

“I swear Alex! I’d chop and hang your willy on this bus ceiling if you didn’t fuck off” I mustered the gruff mindedly leaving Alex continued his irritating snicker.

“Oooo… that’s naughty, Lexi. I’d like to see you try” he giggled but then he squeaked because I elbowed his beer belly making him stumble back. I even tried to kick his shin but he rolled away while I glared madly to him.

“Get the fuck some clothes on, asshole. And no waffles for you!” I warned to him dangerously.

Alex rolled his eyes and got up, “Whatever, birdie” he said slipping his slight British accent and then got to the back of bus either to find some clothes on or jerking off at somebody who’s still asleep probably.

Well, that’s Alex Gaskarth.

“Hey Lexi, do you have some painkillers?” Alex shouted from the back of the bus, obviously was putting some damn clothes.

“I’ve provided you tons of Advil in the bathroom” I huffed as I finished with the waffles and poured honey on them. I felt like their butler to prepare their breakfast. Ugh much to my dismay, I threw my apron and brought my feet toward Vinny who was snoring soundly on the couch, shirtless with only boxers.

I stood in front of his sleeping form and put my hands on my hips before I kicked his side. But Vinny didn’t stir. Ugh. I kicked harder than before, “Wake the fuck up, fucker,” I growled. Vinny whined in his sleep and snuggled into his side.

“VINNY!” I quaked and kicked him again; this time was on the crotch.

In instant, he opened his eyes to feel the pain in his crotch, I guess. I chuckled to see his gloated eyes while he glared to me. He must be pained and that made me smirked victoriously at him.

“Geez, Lex! What the fuck!?” he rubbed his crotch pitifully fisted his eyes slowly.

“Make us some breakfast” I remarked a-matter-of-factly.

“What?”

“You hear me, breakfast. I’ve made the waffles. Now, get your ass off the couch and make another menu!” I poked him on the belly and attempted to pull him off the couch.

Vinny groaned and got up. He scratched his head and lazily made his way toward the kitchen as he wore the apron. He started to make some scrambled eggs I supposed, because he was beating the egg yolks.

“Can we just order the breakfast? I mean we can stop in McDonald’s or some diners” Vinny retorted. Ugh lazy bum.

“You lost the bet, Vegas, deal with it,” I said before I turned on the plasma TV and watched Dora the Explorer. I huffed on the couch and snuggled on some cushion. I grabbed a bag of snack and started to munch the chips.

“I feel like eating some hamburger, y’know” Vinny started again and made a face.

I groaned, “Stop being a nagging old woman, will you? Just chop those peppers and make us the breakfast! At least I’ve helped you,” I muttered.

Vinny rolled his eyes and continued his cooking while he murmured some incoherent words. Vinny was just being some estrogen when he’s pissed. He’s such a guy. Well, what could I say? He lost the bet, we won and we deserved to punish him. And it caused a benefit for us, especially Colussy and me.

“MOOOOOMMMM!!! NOOOO!” suddenly I heard a shriek came from the bunks. It made some electricity jolt in my body as I shocked when Jack sharpened some cry. I heard some clattering yet rowdy sound as well. I got off from my seat and checked it while Vinny gasped at his side. I peeked and was bumped by the running Jack that made my butt fell to the floor.

Jack was on top of me with his hello kitty’s pajamas. His eyes were horrified and his breath was uneven as if he just ran hundred miles.

“Jack, what the fuck!” I grunted and struggled from his laying form. I heard Alex was laughing his ass off from the back. I could feel Jack’s lanky bones crushed me and it hurt the hell out of me.

Jack cried and howled before he hugged me. “I had a nightmare!” he cried childishly. I rolled my eyes. Jack let out some rabid gasps as I found him in his—what do you call? Fear. I don’t get use to see him in this state. He’s fearless about stuff. He usually called himself the mighty Barakat. You count on it. Oh, I forgot this asshole was a drama queen—king, I mean.

“Jack, you’re twenty-two!” I huffed and pushed him away from me. He had the puppy eyes look, his eyes were glassy. Oh no, not that glassy puppy look. He seemed that he was close to cry or somehow. God, way to be a drama.

“But it was a horrible nightmare! I need a hug,” Jack said as he came to me again.

He enveloped me with forced hug and cried again. I groaned, “You’re so overdramatic. It’s just a dream!”

Alex came approaching us with his annoying chuckle. I saw he’s already clothed with his Glamour Kills’ t-shirt and a pair of skinny jeans. He came to Vinny and grabbed an apple before he bit on it. He watched my scene with Jack and enjoyed the fun.

“It was really scary, Lex. I couldn’t bear with it. I’m scared shitless!” Jack shook his head eagerly. His eyes showed some horrified look but I counted that as overreaction from him. Jack wasn’t Jack if he’s not overreacted. Ugh.

“Oh please,” I said aimlessly.

“I’m being serious, Lexi!” Jack looked straight into my eyes while I forced the lump in my throat not to be thrown into laughter to see his idiotic serious look.

“Okay?” I let out some low giggles.

Jack glared at me and shook my body frantically, “I HAD A PUSSY, LEX! I HAD A FREAKING PUSSY!” Jack screamed bloody murder and started to cry again.

“Okay? A cute kitten?” I said dumbly as I heard Vinny and Alex roared a huge laughter. Alex dropped on the floor, rolling and laughing.

“VAGINA, LEX! V-A-G-I-N-A! I HAD A VAGINA IN MY DREAM! I HAD THE THING YOU HAVE INSIDE YOUR UNDIES!” Jack choked his words. I was silent at Jack and clung there like a statue. And in matter of seconds I joined the laughter, I laughed aloud to Jack.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!” I laughed and bumped my body on the floor, laughing with hands on my belly.

“It’s not funny, guys,” Jack said icily.

“So enlighten me, how could?” I slipped a tear from the crook of my eyes while still laughing and rolling on the bus floor.

Jack was sending his gruff look to me but I could careless about it. Me, Vinny and Alex were still chortling. I could tell we just couldn’t help but laugh. I was actually picturing his penis was gone and was replaced with girl’s. Oh my God! That’s horrible! Oh my God, Oh my... I thought I couldn’t breathe because of my laughter.

“It was the time when I needed to piss. I went to the toilet and like usual I was about pull out my willy but it wasn’t there….” he explained intently.

I couldn’t help but burst into wilder chortle and Vinny was now joining me on the floor. He kneeled beside me as he hit the floor with his fist to show how funny it was. Jack was being a joke.

“Will you guys stop making fun of me?” Jack pouted. “And it was replaced by lousy pussy, it was horrible and then Matt told me to piss on the sitting toilet. It’s not funny, okay!”

“Wait, Matt was in your dream?” I gasped and shook my head. Oh my, Matt?!!

“Yeah, he gave me some slight potty train. What the fuck!”

“Oh God, Matt was such a creeper!”

Alex giggled and then leaned on Jack as he wrapped Jack’s shoulder brotherly, “So, brah, how was it like to have a vagina?” he winked to Jack.

“It’s….indescribable. I prefer my mighty penis than it. I couldn’t masturbate with that plain yet lousy vagina”

“Well, I probably would try to fuck you, Jack” Alex said with his kissy face and sound.

“Oh, Alex, I don’t know you wanted me that bad” Jack pouted his lips and made a kissy sound too.

“Euwww…. Let’s not talk about your sexual jokes again, boys” I was disgusted by them and got up from the floor. Vinny usually would enjoy their sexual jokes, but he seemed too concentrated with the meal after he composed himself from his outburst. Well, good to know he finished the scrambled eggs and fried bacons.

Moments later, thank God finally, the boys stopped their sexual jokes. Jack went to the bathroom to take the shower while Alex was bouncing on Rian then to Matt’s bunk to wake them up.

I helped Vinny to serve the breakfast on our mini dining table. Well, he’s not that bad; I saw the scrambled eggs and the fried bacons looked yummy. I put the milk pitcher on the table and when Vinny and me were finished with the breakfast, I flopped down on the couch and continued to watch the TV. I turned some NHL to watch the rerun of Chicago Blackhawk’s match.

A couple minutes later, Matt, Rian, Zack, and Colussy were up while Danny and Grieco were still fast asleep. As Jack walked out from the bathroom with towel hung below his waist, Rian quickly got into the shower. Zack on the other way grabbed his barbells and started his weird routine. Matt sat next to me and stole my fish and chips as he munched it.

I clicked another channel and I stopped at Barney’s show. Uh Barney, the purple dinosaur.

“Okay kids, it’s time to say goodbye!” Barney came to the kids with his pedo look and held the kids’ hands. And then the horrible theme song of Barney came into a play.

I swore, I heard some squeals.

“I LOVE YOU!!! YOU LOVE ME!!! WE’RE A HAPPY FAMILY!!!” was it just me or… oh fuck it, it was Jack and Alex who came toward the TV with holding hands and bounced everywhere. “WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU!!!” Alex and Jack sang with the voice that could make some Katrina Storm.

They even fucking smooched like Barney did. “WON’T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!!!!!” Alex and Jack sang loudly and bounced everywhere like Barney. I exchanged glances with Matt and I chuckled to see he had this o.O look on his face. He looked horrified at how Alex and Jack reacted at Barney.

“Guys, what are you? Three year olds?” I retorted annoyingly while I hid my scare at him.

“Dude, no body hates Barney. We love Barney!” Jack and Alex said in unison. Matt and me were shocked by the reality and decided to back behind.

Matt gasped in horror while he snuggled behind me. I chuckled at him and enjoyed the watch. Alex and Jack started to dance again with Barney, bouncing, jumping around the bus.

“I love you!” Alex started again

“You love me!” Jack joined while he’s dancing.

“We’re best—“ and they were cut off.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSHOLES!” a loud yell came from the couch. My head turned in instant to see Grieco glared at Alex and Jack. Abruptly the two idiots stopped singing and dancing, they were stunned and clung on their spot with shaky look. “I’m trying to get some sleep, here,” Grieco muttered in his sleep.

Grieco came back to shove his head back to the pillow and in matter of seconds he started to snore again.

Wow, Grieco. But good to know, he made good to shut them up.

“What was that?” Zack asked as he rubbed his chest, he looked shocked over the loud yell from Grieco.

“T’was Grieco…” Jack pouted “And I fell like crying again…” he curled his lips and sobbed.

“God damn it, Jack. Knock it off!” I rolled my eyes when I spotted Jack began to cry again. Jack didn’t hear me and that made me got up from my seat beside Matt. Matt made a face to me while I ventured over to the back of bus. I was taking a shower.

I stripped all my clothes and walked inside the shower. I washed my red hair and scrubbed all my body with Matt’s shower gel. I love Matt’s toiletries, because they smelled like him. I love his smell.

When I was done, I quickly dried my body and hair-dried my hair. I rummaged the drawer inside the shower to find old t-shirt that belonged to Matt. It was just another ordinary grey Mickey Mouse T-shirt but it was Matt’s favorite. I slid it on my body and faced the big mirror.

The sleeves were so big and long. I smirked and then got a pair of scissors before cut off the sleeves. It looked better without sleeves. I smiled and grabbed my hot pants to wear it later. I hurriedly wore the hot pants and then made a messy high ponytail with my hair.

When I was done with myself, I walked out and was met by Alex, Danny, and Vinny who were bending down in front of the bathroom’s door.

“Oh shit!” Danny shouted.

“What the fuck are you guys doing!” I quickly bought it and realized what happened.

“Well, hi, Lexi. You look smokin’ hot with that t-shirt” Vinny licked his lips.

“YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN PEEPING ME SHOWER!” I burst into madness and then with full strength I kicked their each stomach, sending them to floor. They stumbled on the floor leaving a loud ‘Oof’.

“Geez, Lexi, it hurts” Alex moaned in pain while rubbing his beer belly.

I groaned in annoyance to realize that it was on of the loss being the only girl in the bus. I could be their testosterone victim when they’re taking its toll.

I walked away from the boys and I figured that we’re finally reached our next destination. I didn’t see Zack, Rian, Grieco, Colussy, and Jack inside the bus. They probably had gone somewhere in the venue.

When I walked up to the driver seat, I heard a loud shriek. Oh god, I had heard million feminine shrieks this morning. And why was on the hell the shrieks always came from the boys. This time was from Matt.

“ALEXANDRIA REDMOND!” Matt barked as he suddenly got up on his feet. He pointed out me with his malice look and then his eyes somehow turned out into some sadness.

“What?”

“It’s...it’s…” he sobbed, “It’s my favorite Mickey t-shirt!” he sniffed and cried.

I was snapped by realization as my eyes darted off to the t-shirt I wore that time. I loved to use Matt’s toiletries, I loved to wear his stuff. Because I could feel his scent surrounded me. I think I kinda obsessed with his familiar scent.

“Alright?” I replied dumbly and hid my playful grin. But he didn’t get to it. He’s crying instead.

“You freaking cut it off! How dare you!” he sobbed and covered his eyes with his fist, crying louder. Aww. Matt Flyzik was actually crying in front of me over his favorite t-shirt.

Oh wait, shit man. I was such a bitch to him.

“Matt...” I approached him and then put my hands on his arms.

“I hate you, Lexi”

“Matt, I didn’t mean to. I mean, okay, I’m sorry I purposely cut the sleeves, but... but it’s just... I like this t-shirt”

“But it’s my favorite! I’ve been hiding it and protecting it so the idiots wouldn’t make fun on it!” he whined. Under regular circumstances I would actually giggle over Matt so-called call with the ‘idiots’

“I’m really sorry,” I apologized. “You want me to mend it back?”

Matt didn’t respond.

“Matt,”

“Fuck you” he muttered bitterly and flied off from me.

“Maaaaaatttt! Matthew!” I ran to him and jumped on his back. “Don’t. Don’t be mad at me! Please!” I guess it’s my turn to cry out. I wailed overdramatically like you usually would see in those Spanish opera soap shows.

Matt still ignored me.

“James Matthew Flyzik!” now I fell on the floor dramatically. I shoved myself beneath his legs and hugged his legs while I cried. Okay, I was so drama but I couldn’t help it. Matt don’t go to hate me.

I heard low chuckles while I was still crying underneath him. “Matt...” I begged, “Matt, I can’t live with your hatred heart over me. I have no close friends”

And abruptly I heard a roared laughter. Matt was laughing his head off and turned his heels to me. He kept laughing and shook his head to see how pitiful I looked.

“You’re too overrated, Lexi. Really. I think I got you there” He giggled and held his laughter on his belly.

Ugh, Fuck! He made fun of me. I quickly stood up on my feet and punched him on the chest in annoyance. He didn’t buy it, still laughing though.

“I thought you were mad at me,” I pouted.

“Oh please, are seriously thinking I was mad? Jeez, I’m not like those dramatic idiots. I’m like the sanest one on this bus” he grinned ear to ear. I couldn’t help but whined over it. I ran to his chest and hugged him tightly. I just couldn’t imagine how I would bear without him.

“Are you telling me that I’m not sane here?” I curled my lips childishly.

“Well, I’ll go with…. You are the grumpiest one here”

“Hey!” I slapped his shoulder and he still giggled. Oh, I was just lucky; he wasn’t mad over this and still laughed at me.

“Although it does my favorite t-shirt, you can keep it for yourself,” he said kindly with the cutest face I’ve ever seen. His crooked smile made it perfect and the back of my mind somehow forced me to grab his face and do only God knows.

“R-really?”

“Sheez, yes. I’m not going with that sleeveless t-shirt. And I think it looks good on you”

“Oh! Matty! Thanks!” I chirped. Instead of agreeing the back of my mind, I only gave him a friendly peck on the lips. He smirked and I hugged him tightly. Oh, the world’s just too beautiful, as much as my friendship with Matt.

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