The Monster and the Fox Riders

You got back from your trip and you open your garage and your bike is gone.

“Fucken Potter” You yell.
“What?” Bilko ask.
“My bike is gone. My bike”

You go over to Todd’s house and open the door and slam it.

“Who the fuck is here” Todd comes from upstairs and gives you a death glare.
“Where the fuck is my bike” You scream.
“How the fuck am I spouse to know and I’m busy”
“How did she get in Todd” A girl ask.
“I didn’t lock the door she just walk in, and she is going away”
“You let my bike get taken away how could you do that”
“Sheila let’s go talk to Jacko, Todd is busy” Bilko said.

You look and run out of the house seeing the girl in a bed sheet. Bilko grabs before you go in your house and kiss your lips.

“That doses look like a good idea” Bilko said.

You look at Bilko and he smiles at you. You kiss his lips.

“Once a week isn’t enough” Bilko said.
“It was three times” You said.
“No”

You laugh and kiss his lips and open the door and you go to Jacko room and don’t see him. You call Ronnie.

“Hello how are you doing” Ronnie ask.
“My bike is gone, and Potter is being a guy so he isn’t helping me” You said.
“Being a guy means?”
“Having sex”
“Call Lauren”
“My bike is”
“Call Lauren”
“Fine”

There is a nock. You open it and see Laruen. She pulls you out and you see three new bikes looking at you. You look at her.

“My bikes?” You ask.
“New bikes and old one is here” Lauren said.
“I got new bikes. I got new bikes so we got to go to ride later today”

Bilko laughs and you hug her.

“Thank you” You said.
“No problem Bye guys” Lauren said.
“Bye”

She leaves and you put your bikes away and you hug your old one.

“Ok urg I got to do laundry” You said.
“It’s fine so let’s go relax a bit” Bilko said.

You guys sit in the living room. You guys are making out when you hear the door slam.

“Not on the couch” Jacko said.

You sit up and smile at Jacko. You see a girl looking at you.

“That is your roommate. She is gorgeous” The girl said.
“It’s Blair. Blair and Bilko meet Wendy” Jacko said.
“Hello it’s nice to meet you Wendy” You said.
“Nice to meet you too Blair, an you really are gorgeous” Wendy said.
“Thank you”
“I don’t see how you like me”
“It’s Blair” Jacko said.
“Why does everyone thinks that makes everything better”
“Because they don’t see you like I do and the most of the world” Bilko told you.
“Meaning?”
“We are not checking you out. We just kinda see you and it’s you. We don’t really care and it’s a lot easier to not care with you” Jacko said.
“Whatever”
“What do you mean by that Jacko” Wendy ask.
“She acts like she is one of the guys all the time”
“We going upstairs” Bilko said.
“I forgot my wallet we were just leaving”
“You got laundry?” You ask.
“Mostly jerseys but that’s about it. If I do it’s on the floor next to the door why?”
“I got piles of clothes to do”
“Well then good luck with that and I might help you”
“Thanks”

You go upstairs and look at your laundry piles and look at Bilko.

“Which pile first?”Bilko ask.
“Go grab Jacko’s clothes might as well do his while we at it”

Bilko goes and bring back Jacko’s basket and you sort through it and point to the jeans pile.

“That one first”
“Ok can it all fit?”
“No it’s like 3 or four loads so just bring them all in”
“Sure thing”

You go and go to your laundry room and Bilko dump jeans on the floor. You grab them and check the pockets making sure you didn’t leave anything in them and do it. You start the washer and separate the jeans in to 5 piles. There is a knock on the door. You go downstairs and see Todd.

“Sorry about this morning Todd” You said.
“Sorry is what you say? The girl swears you were my crazy girlfriend” Todd said.
“Put a space in between two letters and I am”
“Yes but she didn’t want to believe there was a space”
“Sorry but my bike was gone so I go to you. You know you have a habit of taking bikes”
“Ha it catch up to you Potter” Bilko said laughing
“What baby?” You ask.
“I took his bike a while ago” Todd said.
“So you came here to pout to me?”
“No there is nothing better to do then mess with you guys, what are you doing anyways?”
“Piles of laundry so can I use yours so I can be done faster”
“Sure nothing I don’t want to see”
“So Jeans are not ok”

Todd laughs and you go up stairs and put the jeans in a basket and push them down the stairs.

“Serious these are just jeans” Todd said.
“For like six weeks Todd” You said.
“Fucken hell you got a lot of shit so I go start on a load then”
“Thanks Todd”
“No problem”

You go and Bilko grab a hold of you. You look and smile at him and kiss his lips.

“I love you” Bilko said.
“I love you too Bilko” You said.
“Good and see sex doesn’t change anything”

You laugh and kiss his cheek.

“You tell anyone about the night in the box I will hurt you” You said.
“I won’t tell anyone about our sex life because they don’t need to know at all”
“Good”
“Stop fucking up there I’m bored” Todd said.

You laugh and you and Bilko go downstairs and sit on the couch and he hands Bilko a control and they play video games.