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Smile for the Camera & Strike up the Band

NOTE:: This is NOT the third installment of the Defy the Omniscient series. This is the follow-up to the second installment.

I hope you all enjoy it! :3
  1. LAX to...BWI
    “Hey, what did the leper say to the prostitute?”
  2. Champagne Super...Subway?
    "From Nanette Himmelfarb, the Rabbi’s daughter..."
  3. Get Me To the...Botanical Garden...On Time
    “Some lipgloss and some dry-heaving and I’m good to go.”
  4. In the End, At the Beginning
    "I blame Dacian."