The FMX Couple

It’s Christmas and you are making pancakes.

“Hey Shelia” Bilko said.
“Hey Bilko are ready to open your Present?” You ask.
“Yes Pressie time”
“Not yet, Blake has to wake up silly”
“But you can open up my present”

You laugh and nod your head. Bilko goes and you sit on the counter. Bilko hands you a little box.

“Are you sure you want me to open it now” You ask.
“Yeah” Bilko said.
“Go get yours”
“Wait then”
“Ok”

Bilko goes and come back with his. He sits down across from you making you smile.

“Now” Bilko said.
“I went first Last Christmas, It’s your turn” You said.
“I Fine”

You smile and Bilko open his present.

“Yes Boxers”

You smile and Bilko get down and hug you.

“It’s cute, thank you Sheila” Bilko said.
“Your welcome, you know you are hard to buy for” You said.
“You know you can make it easy and just get lingerie for you”

You laugh and shake your head.

“Be a little spunky is a perfect present” Bilko said.

You laugh and he kisses your lips.

“Open the present now” Bilko said with excitement.

You smile and open it. You smile seeing the necklace he got you.

“Bilko I love it” You said.
“Really?” Bilko ask.
“Yes I love it, thank you honey”
“No problem”
“DADDA” Blake yells.
“Right on time” Bilko said.

You laugh and Bilko kiss your Lips.

“DADDA” Blake yells again.
“Coming Troopa Bilko said. ”

Bilko runs upstairs. You laugh and get plates out and set the table. You put the food out and Bilko comes in and sit Blake in his chair.

“Hungry Buddy” You ask Blake.
“Momma” Blake said.
“Hey Blake”

You kiss his forehead.

“Want Food?” You ask.
“Food” Blake said.
“What you want to drink Blake?” Bilko ask.
“MOO”
“Milk”
“Yep mate”
“Sound like your mum there”
“Mum” Blake said.
“no Mom” You said.
“Mum” Blake said again.
“Ha I won this fight” Bilko said.
“Ha he called me Momma before” You said.
“Who’s that at the table Troopa?” Bilko ask.
“Momma” Blake said.
“Ha” You said.
“stop gloating”
“Stop making it easy”

Bilko kiss your forehead and give Blake a cup of Milk.

“You got everything Shelia” Bilko ask.
“Sheilie” Blake said.
“a, Shelia”

You laugh and shake your head.

“Stop it, he is going to be one messed up kid when he is going to school” You said.
“It’s your fault, you just won’t learn Aussie slang and move down there”
“I like this house a lot, it got the perfect backyard”
“Yeah it dose”

There is a knock on the door.

“Who the hell is that?” You ask.
“Um hold on” Bilko said.

You look at Bilko. He smiles while get up then he runs. .

“G’day Mate, Brooke” Bilko said.
“Hi Sin’s” You said.
“Hey Sheila” Cam said.

Cam came and hugs you while sitting down the he grabs a pancake.

“Don’t mind” Cam ask.
“No, why are you guys here?” you ask.
“Whose present’s are under the tree”
“Troopa’s” Bilko said.
“You spoil him” Brooke said.

Brooke sits down after you hug her.

“Hello” Brooke said.

Your phone rings. Bilko gets it and hands it to you.

“Hello” You said.
“Val’s Pregnant” Todd said.
“Is it yours?”
“While I sure hope it is”
“Where are you?”
“Her parents’ house because she bought me here and she just told us”
“What did you do?”
“Ask her if she serious and she said yes then I ran outside. She fucken told me with her parents”

“What is Potter Problem today?” Bilko asks.
“He is going to be a father” You said.
“Oi Mate in Deep Shit”
“I know right” Cam said.

“Why is Cam over?” Todd ask.
“I learn I don’t want to know” You said.
“Know what?” Cam ask.
“Why you are over here alone”
“Oh we going to play with Fireworks”
“OH Thanks Potter”
“No problem was it bad that I ran out” Todd ask.
“Did you hit something” You ask.
“Yeah, I just couldn’t .I need to think about this”
“Yeah, good luck, as long as you don’t drop him you be fine”
“Thanks bye”
“Bye”

You hang up and Brooke looks at you.

“You are what five months pregnant” Brooke said.
“Yeah I know I’m showing a lot aren’t I” You said.
“Yeah are you sure they are right”
“Yeah, with it being my Third pregnancy”

“Baby” Blake said pointing to your belly”

“Yep you got a baby brother in there” You said.
“Mum ate him” Bilko said.
“Bilko don’t say that”
“Momma eat babies?” Blake asks.
“No, Dad wanted to be funny” You said.
“Funny Dadda”

“Dad is funny thinking is going to light fireworks”
“Not like in the sky but on boots and arms” Cam said.
“It’s illegal in Temecula to light fireworks any time of the year since you can start a fire”
“There isn’t a living thing 20 feet off our house” Bilko said.
“You can light your house on fire it is dryer here”
“Its fine and they wouldn’t send people out here if it’s against the law. Plus who can hear it out here”

You sigh and Bilko kiss your lips.

“Eat Sheila you got can’t be stressing out today” Bilko said.
“You can’t be freaking me out then” You said.

Bilko smiles and kiss your forehead.

“Eat, we got Pressie to open” Bilko said Happily.
“Little hyper there” Brooke ask.
“Bilko is a little kid” Cam said.
“Don’t make fun of my Husband” You said.
“Sorry it’s true” Cam said.

You eat and Bilko went and put the dishes away.

“Time now Sheila, Time now” Bilko ask.
“Yeah let’s go”

You go to the living room.

“How many does he have?” Brooke asks.
“Only half of these are from me and Bilko” You said.
“The guys spoil him” Cam said.
“Yes yes they do”

Bilko sit down on the ground and help Blake open all his present.

“I think this boy is going to be getting mix singles” Brooke said.
“They are just a little Crazy” Cam said.
“Hey Monster is good” You said.
“Whatever you say Blair, but he got more Rockstar stuff”
“No, he is stock pile of monster stuff, and don’t you see his shirt?”
“You guys are brainwashing him, you guys weren’t brain wash” Brooke said.
“No, but it’s going to go one way right Blair” Bilko said.
“Hell yea, it’s just got to be in the right way” You said.
“You guys are bad”
“Now he is going to choose his room design when he is two”
“Really”
“Yeah, we don’t control him”
“And you got other one to try for” Cam said.
“Whatever, they just got to respect me and Bilko and I be happy”
“Yep that sounds good, but if they ride it’s be cool but better if it’s for Monster” Bilko said.
“Whatever, just got to be on Fox and Mulisha” You said.
“They will be part of the Mulisha no matter what” Cam said.
“Not if we go back home” Bilko said.

“I made California my home, don’t try to make me go try that again” You pouted.
“But” Bilko complain.
“Our backyard is better here, we go back to Australian every time the kids have a break in school”
“But we got to be here since season start in the summer and most of the them are here”
“Whatever we work something out later”
“Thank you Sheila”
“Welcome Baby”

You look at Blake’s toys.

“They planned this, look” You said.
“Hey I got him something better” Cam said.
“Yeah, a Kangaroo that talks”
“Teaches him his lingo” Bilko said.

You laugh and Bilko kiss your lips.

“Why are you guys out here anyways?” You ask.
“Cam and Bilko want to play with their fireworks Brooke said. ”
“Mamma Tired” Blake said.

There is a knock on the door, Bilko kiss your forehead and get up and Brooke looks at you.

“Are you on bed rest?” You said.
“No me and this guy is fine” You said.

“Hi Blair” Todd said.
“What you doing here Potter” You ask.

You sit up and Todd hugs you.

“While after I went back in her dad was close to hitting her, so I grab Val and left. We came here to see the firework show” Todd said.
“No fireworks” You said.
“We have our buckets and hose so it be fine” Bilko said.
“We won’t touch the house” Cam said.
“Yes we promise Sheila”

“Doggie Dada, doggie” Blake said.
“Sheila” Bilko asks.
“Yeah let the gate down” You said.

Bilko runs to the kitchen. The dogs come in and Blake starts laughing.

“So did Val come?” Brooke asks.
“Yeah, she doesn’t want to come in” Todd said.
“So you here why?” You ask.
“She swears me and you are fucking, and that inside of you is mine”
“Cam carry me”
“Sure thing” Cam said.
“Why can’t Bilko?” Todd said.
“Watch our baby and Doggies” You said.
“Woffers” Bilko said.
“Doggie Daddy” Blake said.

Cam came and you got on his back. He carried you out and put you in the front seat.

“I will be in the bed just open the door” Cam said.
“K thanks Cam No problem” You said.

He goes and you look at Val.

“What you want Blair” Val ask.
“Why do you think I would cheat my husband?” You ask.
“Who dose Todd call to talk to”
“Well you ever thought that maybe he freaked out? You guys only been dating five months and you are pregnant then he figure out with your parents in the room. You don’t think that was better to talk about while I don’t you are alone with him”
“I don’t want him to leave”
“Val get this threw your head. Todd isn’t going to just throw me to the side no matter what is going on. We matter too much, and you just got to deal with it if you think you are truly in love with him”

“Why don’t you and Todd date?” Val ask after a minute of salience.
“He’s too cocky, and I meet Todd when I was 17, in a lot of ways I’m still that 17 year old girl to him” You said.
“Oh I just”
“If you haven’t notice sure me and Todd are close but I’m in love with Bilko”
“I want me and Todd to be like you and Bilko, it’s just so easy for you guys”
“We had our fights and problems”
“I’m sure it’s nothing major”
“While there was my Amnesia and I forgot about my and his relationship, and we were on the verge of breaking up while I was pregnant with Blake”
“Really, were you guys married?”
“no we just got married this July”
“oh ok”
“Yeah, but just telling you. You are in hot water with Todd right now for saying you think I be with him. He doesn’t like it when girls are jealousy of me”
“I understand”

You open your door. Cam came and you get on your back.

“Do they carry you because you are pregnant” Val asks.
“Yeah, they think I stress too much to walk around like normal people” You said.
“Yeah and the fact you letting us meaning that you are one Lazy, or Two been told” Cam said.
“Been told to keep off the feet as much as possibly”
“See we are doing this for that little baby in there”
“Yeah yeah”

“It’s fine, it was just you freaking out, come on the Mad Dog is here, we going to play around” Cam said.
“Why are you guys doing this to me? I’m pregnant” You said.
“I know Bilko has done this while you guys been dating”
“He had a brain and send me away with someone else, while you guys be boys”
“Oh it be fun”

He set you down outside. Bilko come and set Blake down.

“Ok Buddy, be good for Mum, and Brooke ok” Bilko said.
“Dada ride?” Blake said.
“Yes Dad is going to ride to day Troopa, and you sit and watch, or play with your new Toys”
“Mamma, Skippy”

You look down and see him having Bilko tiny Kangaroo.

“When did you get that Buddy” You ask.
“Dada” Blake said.
“Ok Buddy Play”

He smile and start playing with his toys.

“He is a good little Baby” Brooke said.
“Yeah he is a good Kid” You said.

Bilko comes and kiss your forehead.

“Here is some orange Juice and Cookies. Do you need anything else while I’m over here” Bilko ask.
“He got Skippy” You said.
“I know, while I was getting him fully Dress he Grab it and Me descried to just to let it”
“Interesting”

Todd came and Val sits on his lap.

“Not riding with them” You ask.
“I’m not Crazy Blair” Todd said.
“Can you give some to Bilko” You said.
“It be fine Blair” Bilko said.
“Be careful” you said.
“I will, say hi to The Mad Dog himself”

“How safe is this?” You ask the guy.
“Prefect safe to them the only thing is Fires, but I see everything is dead and we got Water right” Mad Dog said.
“Yes we do” Bilko said.
“Here we got everything set up Bilko” Cam said.
“Let’s do this”

“Why on Christmas?” You said.
“I thought I be home for Christmas since we were here, and I couldn’t cancel now can I” Bilko said.
“Brooke?” Cam asks.
“I’m ok with this really” Brooke said.
“Urg, why do I have to watch” You said.
“Because it’s good, and if you need anything here is Todd” Bilko said.
“Yeah Bilko” Todd said.

Bilko kiss your lips and hug you.

“I will be safe, Cam goes first” Bilko said.
“Ok” You said.
“Thanks Blair” Cam said.
“No problem and he help with his kid. I need him take care of this one also”
“You are very Nice Blair” Todd said.
“I know Todd”

“Todd play” Blake said.
“Ok little Assuie” Todd said.
“Assie”
“no Blake, Assuie” You said.
“Mamma”

He goes up and you pick him up.

“Moo Plea” Blake ask.
“Brooke?” You ask.
“Yeah I get it”
“Thanks”

“Dadda” Blake said pointing.

You look and See Bilko doing a 360”

“Yeah that is Dad. Don’t be as Crazy as he is” You said.
“I think he is, I mean he rides all the time” Todd said.
“Want Todd to watch you ride”
“What no, no Blair not funny”

You laugh and your phone rings.

“Hello” You said.
“What is going on at your house?” Twitch asks.
“They are playing with Fireworks” You said.
“Susan can I go over ride with Bilko”
“No, no, Two people are enough”
“I should go get my bike” Todd said.
“Shut up Potter, no you not”
“Why can’t I come?” Twitch said.
“I don’t want to encourage this”
“but you let someone else do it”
“no, Cam came by to tell me this is something they had plan already, and I’m not going to change it”
“Jer we got to go to your Mom’s place anyways” Susan said.
“Ha bye Twitch” you said.
“Bye Blair, you such” Twitch said.
“Yeah while whatever”

You hang up and Todd looks at you.

“Todd Ride” Blake said.
“No Todd doesn’t fell good today” You said.
“Play Todd” Blake said.
“With what” Todd said.
“Toy”
“Did he like my present”
“Yeah, he like everything. He has a stupid Rockstar little set up now”

Todd laughs and get on the ground. You put Blake down and he goes and plays with Todd.