Status: In school writing this it's my first mibba story so may not be great :/
The Diary of Edgar Frog
3rd of November 2010
Dear Diary,
I am sereously thinking about kicking that Edward Cullens ass! I mean really he sparkles in sun light, he goes to school with HUMANS, he dates humans, and eats animals.... I mean is he gay or something? Like David he was one freaky vampire he didn't go to school? Or did he? Hmmm I wonder.... what is wrong with all these vampires! They're going God damn crazy! Sereously what have they been taking? They can't even fly and they are soooo not scary... I think I am going to kick Edward Cullens ass and I think Alan will help....
Any way see ya later,
Edgar Frog.
P.S WHAT IS SO SCARY ABOUT A GOD DAMN SPARKLY VAMPIRE! WHO DATES HUMANS AND EATS ickle fluffy bunny wabbits!? Look I'm Edward Cullen I sparkle! (I also have smelly breath and fart alot) He should just eat Bella Swan Already. ¬_¬
Ok this time I really am going diary... I swear.... Bye.... See ya...
He also drives a frickin' car! WHY does a vampire need to drive a car!? Why? They can run super fast...faster than a car....
Ok see ya.
Stupid
Sparkly
Educational
Human dating
Rabbit eating
Car driving
Gay
Vampire....
Ok see ya
I am sereously thinking about kicking that Edward Cullens ass! I mean really he sparkles in sun light, he goes to school with HUMANS, he dates humans, and eats animals.... I mean is he gay or something? Like David he was one freaky vampire he didn't go to school? Or did he? Hmmm I wonder.... what is wrong with all these vampires! They're going God damn crazy! Sereously what have they been taking? They can't even fly and they are soooo not scary... I think I am going to kick Edward Cullens ass and I think Alan will help....
Any way see ya later,
Edgar Frog.
P.S WHAT IS SO SCARY ABOUT A GOD DAMN SPARKLY VAMPIRE! WHO DATES HUMANS AND EATS ickle fluffy bunny wabbits!? Look I'm Edward Cullen I sparkle! (I also have smelly breath and fart alot) He should just eat Bella Swan Already. ¬_¬
Ok this time I really am going diary... I swear.... Bye.... See ya...
He also drives a frickin' car! WHY does a vampire need to drive a car!? Why? They can run super fast...faster than a car....
Ok see ya.
Stupid
Sparkly
Educational
Human dating
Rabbit eating
Car driving
Gay
Vampire....
Ok see ya
♠ ♠ ♠
It's not much but y'know :')