Status: In school writing this it's my first mibba story so may not be great :/

The Diary of Edgar Frog

4th of November 2010

Dear Diary,
Buffy the vampire slayer is well erm it contridicts itself! She is a VAMPIRE SLAYER (Like me and Alan) but she is madly in love with a VAMPIRE! Me and Alan are NOT in love with any vampire! I think Buffy and Edward Cullen should get together after he eats Bella because shes HUMAN and has the hots for VAMPIRES and hes a VAMPIRE and he likes HUMANS! What is wrong with these people/ vampires? Can't they stick to their own species? Are they crazy? I'm not... I am a single guy ok... No vampires for me thank you. Just humanbeans thanks.
See ya Diary
Edgar Frog