I Didn't Know I Was Related to You...

-Recap-

“Matt there is something Brian and I have to tell you”

End recap

“And that would be?” He asked

I stared at him looking for the words to tell him that his best friend was right beside him. This was going to be harder than I thought.

“Well spit it out” He said

“Matt…okay Jimmy can you please stop raping matt for like 2 minutes I’m trying to tell him that you’re here and you’re not making it any easier” I said

“Fine ruin all the fun” Jimmy said

“I’m not ruining all the fun! Do you want the rest of your friends to know or not?” I asked

“Of course I do but why can’t I have fun while you do it?” He asked

“Because it’s supposed to be a serious moment not one filled with you trying to rape matt from behind” I said “Go bug Johnny or something; push him in the pool or pull his shorts down in front of everyone”

“You probably shouldn’t give him ideas he will actually do those” Brian said

“And that’s a bad thing?” Jimmy and I asked together

“Just go” I said as Jimmy ran off to not doubt torture short shit

Turning back to Matt I saw that he was white in the face.

“Matt are you okay?” I asked walking over to him; reaching him he slumped into me

“Brian help” I said. Matt’s weight was too much for me to handle by myself

Brian jumped up and took matt’s other arm around his shoulders as we walked over to the chair that we were both sitting in just a second ago. Plopping matt down on the long pool chair seemed to do him some good. A little bit of color came back to his cheeks.

“Matt” I whispered

“Is he really here?” He whispered

“Yes he is. He’s currently about to push Johnny in the pool” I said looking over at Jimmy

Then right as Matt looks Johnny is mysteriously pushed into the pool. When Johnny surfaces he looked around to see who pushed him into the pool and he sees no one. His eyes widen and confusion and shock cross over his face as he slowly gets out.

“What just happened? No one was around me to push me in” Johnny said

“Now do you believe me?” I asked Matt

He slowly nodded his head though his eyes still held confusion within them. He was still unsure whether to believe Brian and I although why he would think Brian of all people was lying about something like this was beyond me. My guess is he was just in so much shock from the situation that he didn’t know how to approach it. The feelings weren’t exactly foreign but he had worked so hard to suppress them that now that they were all coming back at once he was overwhelmed. I would be too if I were in his position. I felt a weird sensation come over me and the next thing I knew Jimmy’s voice was coming out of my mouth.

Matt’s P.O.V

This whole thing was so surreal and it got even weirder when Jimmy’s voice started coming out of Cam’s mouth.

“Matt I know you still don’t believe her but now you kinda have to seeing as my voice is coming out of her mouth” Jimmy/cam said

I looked at her/him shocked at what was happening. I was the perfect example of shock. My face was white bare of any color at all, my eyes wide like a deer caught in the headlights, and my mouth was agape in an “o” shape.

“Jimmy?” I asked rather stupidly

“It’s me Matt. I’ll prove it, you remember that time we were in the park and I was chasing after those geese calling them stallion ducks and no matter how many times you tried to tell me they were geese I didn’t believe you” Jimmy/cam said

I nodded because I did remember that time. Jimmy was going crazy over those stupid geese calling them stallion ducks. He even tried to convince us to get him one as a pet which would have never happened anyway.

“Or the time when we went on a beer break before that and we sent Johnny in to get the 40’s and he dropped one because he tried to carry them all at once and I laughed so hard I cried” Jimmy/cam said

“Yeah I remember Jimbo. I will never forget” I said my eyes tearing up

Then something happened. There was a little flash and a lot of cursing and then Jimmy was on the ground at Cam’s feet.

“Holy shit! It really is Jimmy” Johnny said being a retard

“Who else would I be short shit? The Easter bunny?” Jimmy said sitting up wincing at something probably the fall but then his eyes widened and he asked someone if they really meant it.

“Jimjam who are you talking to?” Cam asked

“I just got a message from above saying that because I am loved and missed so much by so many and because it’s genuine love not something fake or anything that they’re sending me back here like for good” Jimmy said

We all stared in shock at his words.

“So your back?” Johnny asked still being a retard

“No short shit I’m going to live with Santa” Jimmy said sarcastically causing the rest of us to laugh

I saw tears going down everyone’s faces. We all looked like Christmas came early.

“You know besides finding my actual family this has got to be the best birthday present ever” Cam said wiping her tear streaked face

“I have to agree with you on that one” Brian said also wiping his eyes and face