Just Because I'm Another Year Older, Doesn't Make Me Any More Mature

IT LOOKS LIKE HE RAPED YOU!

Me: *in PE Clothes and walks into room*
Kyle: WHAT ARE THOSE BRUISES ON YOUR HIPS?!?!?!
Me: They're from Garrett.
Kyle: Is he hitting you?
Me: No dad, he tried to kill me with a pillow pet and he hurt me.
Kyle: It looks like he raped you.
Me: Yes, Kyle! Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
Kyle: Welcome.:)