Can Somebody Love Me

Everyone in my families trying to help me, but none of it helps. They're all sad, helpless people blowing in the wind just like me. There advice was as follows...

Joseph: Go find the snooty popular girl and say "hasta la vista" and then sock her square in the jaw!
I don't know why I went to him for advice in the first place, though it was kind of funny.

Mom: Go to that school and walk with your chin high and pride in your step. Show that little skank
My mom needs to get with the times, who would actually do this? I'd end up tripping anyways.

Dad: why would you want to get back with a little thief?
Man I wish he wasn't related to me.

But I got the best advice from Danielle; "make that slut pay". That's exactly what I'm going to do, with Danni and her friends help of course. No more sad, depressed Rowan, only the rowan that's cool.

Signed,

~Loser with a plan~