Take Me to Bits (Put Me Together Again)

In which Mike is a drifter trying to make the best of his life and Kevin is a confused little Christian boy so far in the closet he's practically in Narnia. Bill is Mike's best friend and wearied confidant, Gabe is the guy Bill regularly fools around with (but is not dating, Mike, shut up) and Joe is Kevin’s brother, stuck being the responsible one for once when, somewhere along the line, Mike ends up pregnant with Kevin’s baby.

The next eight months are going to be hell.

Overlying Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas, other pairings mentioned. College AU, bandom/Disney RPF. M-preg. Originally for this contest, inspired by 9 Months is a Long Time by Dru. Title from Stolen Things by This Beautiful Thief and chapter titles from The Scene is Dead; Long Live the Scene by Cobra Starship.