Shhh, Be Quiet You Might Piss Somebody Off.

…Jimmy…

After I threw Blondie in the backseat, I hopped up front and high tailed it out of the high school parking lot. I almost positive that no one saw us beat the shit out of a girl… ‘almost’ being the key word. But if they did, we have to get and as far away as we possibly can as fast as we possible can.

It’s been almost a half an hour since we left and Johnny hasn’t spoken a single word. I mean I get that he’s obviously embarrassed about failing and then getting choked out by a chick. I’m worried about him though; I think he thinks I’m mad at him. I was, but I’m not anymore.

Just as I was about to man up and say something he spoke up in a strained voice. “Hey Jim?”

I inhaled deeply. “Yeah?” Exhale.

“I’m really sorry I fucked it all up.”

I laughed a little, before taking my right hand and resting it on his upper thigh lightly. “You didn’t fuck it all up Johnny. We got the girl didn’t we?” I squeezed reassuringly.

He smiled coyly at me before resting his hand on top of mine. “I guess so.”

“See, so chin up. I’m not going to tell the guys what went down. We’ll just say she was a fighter, which isn’t exactly a lie.” I shrugged.

He giggled loudly now but got serious again quickly. “No shit? I swear that girl is the spawn of Satan or something?”

“Johnny. She is not the spawn of Satan. She just really didn’t want to be kidnapped. Which to be honest was kind of refreshing. We haven’t had any girls who really fought back, you know?”

He glared at the windshield. “I guess.” He grumbled. “I really thought she was going to kill me.”

My eyes automatically rolled. “Do you honestly think I would let her kill you?”

He shook his head before closing his eyes and leaning his head against the door. Suddenly a realization came to me making me laugh. “What?” Johnny said not even opening his eyes.

“All the girls we have gotten before now have come easily and swooned when they met the rest of Avenged. Something tells me this girl is not going to swoon. The guys are in for serious wake up call.”

He smiled lightly. “Yeah, I don’t even want to know what they are going to do to her when we hand her over.”

A small moan came from the back seat. Jesus Christ she’s waking up already? Maybe Johnny was right and she does have a skull of diamonds. I positioned my rear view mirror so it pointed down on her instead of the cars behind me, because honestly, watching her closely so she doesn’t attack is a little more important than seeing who’s riding my ass on the freeway.

“The fuck…” She said weakly trying to lift her head, though letting it drop again. I’d imagine it was absolutely throbbing at this point.

“Good morning Sunshine!!!” Johnny cooed back to her, in a patronizing manner.

I glared at him. “Don’t antagonize her.”

“Why?” He whined. “She’s pure evil.”

Before I could explain to him she spoke up from the back her voice louder this time, and stressed. “I’m pure evil?” She said incredulously. “I’m not the one who kidnaps teenage girls.”

“That’s why Johnny.” I took my hand out from underneath his and put it on the steering wheel and I shook my head irritated. “You’re just going to get her pissed of and make this ride extremely unbearable. She’ll end up jumping out at 80 miles an hour or pull my hair get us to wreck in some way or another.”

Johnny grumbled and turned away again, obviously pissed at me for not letting him a little fun with the kidnapee.

She laughed from the back seat and smiled. “I’m not fucking stupid. You seriously insult my intelligence.”

“Well…” Johnny mumbled and before I could shut him up finished. “You were stupid enough to get kidnapped.”

She was completely silent and when I checked the rearview mirror was just simply just glaring at the back of Johnny’s seat. Her jaw was tense and her teeth clenched so tight I could practically hear them grinding against each other.

“Well you know what I’m not stupid enough to do?” She waited for a response that never came, because Johnny never answered. “To cuff somebody with their hands in front of them and then put them in the seat behind me.”

I thought for a second thinking back to how I cuffed her. Racking my brain for the mistake I made. I frowned at her in the rearview. “Wait, what is that supposed to mean? What’s wrong with my cuff job?”

“Want me to demonstrate?” She acted all bashful and even though I’ll admit it was cute; her actions still reeked of evil.

I’m pretty confident in myself that I didn’t fuck up cuffing her. She’s probably just trying to fuck with me and Johnny. “Sure, why not?”

Her movements were slow and steady as she shifted so she was sitting directly behind Johnny’s seat. Then she lifted her arms just above her head, still going slow as if not to startle us. Then suddenly with lightning fast movements she thrusted her arms forward in front of Johnny’s face and down to his neck and leaned back letting the metal chain of the handcuffs dig into his already sore neck making him gasp and choke as it cut off his air supply.

“How the fuck do you like that?” She laughed manically. “Tell me how it fucking feels bitch!?” She screamed as she pulled the chain back extra hard making it slice into Johnny’s neck slightly, forcing him to cry out.

“Jesus Fucking Christ!” I screamed exasperated as I threw my hand back blindly reaching out for her. I felt her soft blonde locks beneath my fingers tips and gripped tightly before pulling slightly. She didn’t even whimper. “Release him.”

She pulled tighter again before muttering a quick “No”.

“Don’t think I won’t rip your fucking hair right out from your motherfucking skull.” I growled as I tugged her hair with so much force her face was right next to mine. “So I will only say it one more time. Let. Him. Go.”

I knew her arms had gone slack when Johnny began gasping for air once again. He threw her arms out from around him and leaned forward so he was hugging the dash. When I let go off her hair I shook the stray golden strands from fingertips. Her face stayed close and she was shaking. At first I thought that she was crying and instantly felt like shit.

Until the familiar bubbling sound came from her throat loudly; she was giggling. Not laughing like a deranged maniac like before, but a real genuine teenager laugh, full of youth and happiness and life.

Her face was red, though I wasn’t sure if it was because I almost ripped the skin from her skull or because of her immense laughter. She was still leaning forward and I took this as my last chance to shut her the fuck up for the rest of the ride.

She was still laughing a little when my elbow collided right with her nose, it cracking slightly underneath. Her laughter instantly stopped as her face slammed into the armrest. It stayed there, so I elbowed it again until she fell into the back seat completely smearing the blood that was still rushing out of her small nose.

I laughed and glanced at Johnny who was just staring at me, vacant and blank. “How the fuck does that feel?” And even though she couldn’t hear me mocking her, I still got a tiny smile from Johnny and strangely that was enough right now.

I cannot wait the hand this bitch over Matt.

~.~

We managed to make it back with out her waking up until we got to the mansion when we dumped a bucket of water in her face. It made her jump up in fright and helped wash some of the dried blood from her face. She off course spat out profanities directed at Johnny.

I left her with Johnny only after her hands were effectively duct taped behind her back and I had his reassurance that he was going to be okay. I told him to wash the rest of the blood from her face as I rounded up the guys.

“Ok so I’m going to warn you guys, she’s a bit of a handful…” I said to the guys as I set the chair down right in front of them who were all lined up waiting for the big reveal which we did every time we go on a run.

Brian chuckled. “I could care less about her attitude as long as she’s blonde.”

I couldn’t help but laugh with him. “Oh you just wait.”

“So where is she then?” Zacky spoke up for the first time today.

I prayed that Johnny was okay and isn’t laying dead somewhere because she ripped his heart out of his chest with her bare hands.

“Get your fucking hands off of me you stupid piece of shit!” I could hear Blondie’s voice screaming from the next room. “I said let me the fuck go! I will fucking kill you.”

She screamed slightly and I heard Johnny’s voice. “Bite me again and I’ll take a fucking shit in your mouth.”

Then Johnny yelped in pain and I couldn’t help but hide my face from the guys’ amused ones. “Take a shit in my mouth and you will never take another shit again motherfucker.”

“Ummm” Matt started frowning at me slightly. “Does he need some help?...”

I shook my head. “Nah, he’s got it. He’ll be okay.”

Then Johnny busted through the door with the struggling girl who towered over him. She was yanking and kicking at him as he tried to drag her along. “Stop fucking resisting you whore.” He growled at her.

She swung her head forward trying to head but him but missed. “Then get your greasy ass hands off of me you short piece of fuck.” She screamed back.

Johnny back handed her so hard she flew to the floor face down. “How the fuck did that feel?” He taunted her smirking.

But then she rolled over and spit the blood tainted saliva from her mouth and began cackling with evil laughter again. “You wanna know how it felt? You wanna know how it fucking felt?” she screamed at him. Johnny nodded enthusiastically at her. “It felt so fucking GOOD! Fucking amazing. I want you to hit me again it felt so good!”

I looked over to the guys briefly who all had blank looks of ‘what the fuck’ on their faces. Except for Brian, who was trying to hold in laughter; and doing a shitty job of it.

Just as Johnny was about slap her again I went over to him and pushed him towards the other guys. “Go. Just go.” He mumbled something before complying and standing with the other guys.

Before I picked her up I leaned down and spoke right in her ear. “I’m going to pick you up, and take you over there to a chair. You try anything funny, and I mean you even so much as squirm too much for my liking and I will fucking paint the wall with your brains. You hear me?”

She smiled but complied anyway. “Yes sir. I’d salute you too but you know, my hands…”

I fought back a smile and instead rolled my eyes before picking her up softly. I carried her the 10 feet to the chair and set her down in it making sure to get her hands in the locking mechanism tightly.

“Alright.” I said I stood and faced the guys again who all had different looks now. “I present to you the spawn of Satan.”

She glared up at me and sneered. “I am not the spawn of Satan.”

“Dude Johnny…” Zacky trailed. “What the fuck happened to your neck?”

I patted Blonide in the head. “This little shit choked him out twice.”

Brian burst out in laughter before Matt elbowed him forcing him to stop.

“How about what the fuck happened her face?” Matt said as he got closer to her to inspect it more.

I was just about to explain before Blondie cut me off. “I’ll tell you what the fuck happened to my face. It took Dipshit and Fuckface over there” She nodded to me and Johnny. “six hits with a boulder to my motherfucking face to knock me out. I could have knocked myself out faster than that. Which leads me to ask, have you ever heard of chloroform? Yeah motherfuckers I know you know what I’m talking about. Well, seriously invest in some of that shit; you guys got a nice set up here so you’re obviously not struggling for money. You don’t have to all ghetto caveman and use a boulder.” She ranted on, her voice high and strained.

Matt shook his head. “You know what? You guys can have the car back. It obviously did more harm than anything taking it away. Though you did do a nice job, she’s gorgeous, but that mouth…” he shook his head in disgust.

“I know.” I mumbled. “She came off a lot nicer the first time we talked to her. But then she got hit with the rock and turned… demonic.”

She sighed. “I’m mentally flipping you off right now.”

Brian stepped forward to her and leaned down. “Hey there you little cute thing. Well aren’t just gorgeous. So pretty. Yes you are.” Taking his hand trying to caress her face but she whipped her head wildly and snapped her jaws at his fingers trying to bite them, much like a snapping turtle does.

“I’m not a fucking dog.” She spat.

Brian just smiled and ruffled her hair. “I don’t know about you guys, but I like her.”

Johnny rolled his eyes. “Yeah well you can have her…”

Brian jumped excitedly. “Seriously, you guys I call her sleeping in my room tonight!”

“Hold on Syn.” Matt stuck his hand up calming him down. He does this a lot then Brian gets overexcited. “She’s a little too raw right now for my liking.” He leaned down to her eye level and looked at her, she smiled sweetly at him. “I think she might do a little good in ‘The Hole’. “But Brian don’t worry, you can be the one to sew those filthy lips of hers shut.”

Matt smirked at the girl and for once she didn’t say a word in response.