TLOZ Chatroom

5 pt. 2

Previously on TLOZ Chatroom: Zelda is dating...

partygril984: prince marth from fire emblem...?
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT? HES NOT FROM THIS GAME SERIES!!! AND WHY MARTH OF ALL PEOPLE?!?! TAKE ROY OR SOMETHING!!!
partygril984: why cant i have marth!!
sidebangsarehawt: .....because....... i said so....... ._.
partygril984: .....?
sidebangsarehawt: just nevermind!!!!!!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: oh great, look who it is...
partygril984: im confused, shouldnt YOUR username be hero of teh worldz, link?
hero_oftehworldz: no, links too adsorbed in his love for great hair
sidebangsarehawt: SHADOW LINK, DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU AGAIN
hero_oftehworldz: obviously that worked out so well the first time, right?
sidebangsarehawt: SJHFSAGUIGHYUUFHUBAUVSK!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: youre not going to go off in a heated rampage again, are you?
sidebangsarehawt: no, i can contain my anger...
hero_oftehworldz: mhm, alright then link...
partygril984: so wait, YOURE shadow link?
hero_oftehworldz: yes, im shadow link
partygril984: shouldnt your name be iwishiwerehero_oftehworldz then?
hero_oftehworldz: >_> why would i wish that...
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, im not going to get over this... youre a GRILL?
hero_oftehworldz: what? why is zelda a grill?
partygril984: im not!!! this person just keeps saying it because i spelled girl wrong in my username!!!
hero_oftehworldz: you spelled GIRL wrong? who does that?!
sidebangsarehawt: LEAVE ZELDA ALONE, ITS NOT HER FAULT SHE CANT READ!!!!!!
partygril984: ......you mean spell.......
sidebangsarehawt: oh yeah, that too
partygril984: thanks link... and this is why im dating marth...
sidebangsarehawt: WELL DUMP HIM!!!! ITS UNFAIR!!!!!
partygril984: link, are you like ten?!
sidebangsarehawt: no, im like sixteen...
partygril984: im not going to dump marth just because you dont like him!
sidebangsarehawt: its not that! i do like marth! i like marth a lot!
hero_oftehworldz: :oooooooooo
sidebangsarehawt: hey, hey hey hey, not like that!! what i was meaning to say was--
hero_oftehworldz: MARTH was the guy that was in your dream!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT NO I NEVER SAID--
hero_oftehworldz: aha! but you didnt need to say it!
btdubsimad00d: are we talking about that recurring dream youre having link?
hero_oftehworldz: :ooooooooooooooo
btdubsimad00d: i mean.....not recurring, sorry, wrong word... uh whats a word for something that happens only once...
hero_oftehworldz: YOU LIKE MARTH!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: I DO NOT!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: YOU SO DO!!!!!! WE ALL KNOW IT!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: NO!!! I--
hero_oftehworldz: oh, this is so going on darkbook..
sidebangsarehawt: darkbook? huh?
hero_oftehworldz: yeah, its like myrule but for dark world dwellers
sidebangsarehawt: what the mushroom is myrule?
hero_oftehworldz: link, you have a myrule... and what the mushroom?
sidebangsarehawt: ohhh myrule! riiiight... wait, YOU CANT POST THAT!!
hero_oftehworldz: too late!
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT?!
hero_oftehworldz: yeah, i already have two comments on it
sidebangsarehawt: SEND THE LINK..... NOW......
hero_oftehworldz: okay!
* Darkbook *
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT?!?! THANKS A LOT MIDNA, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: she speaks the truth, my friend..
sidebangsarehawt: IM NOT YOUR FRIEND. NEVER WAS. NEVER WILL BE!!!!
partygril984: well, this is awkward...
insaneprsnofdoom: i just wish link would get over himself!!! hes so friggen dramatic!
sidebangsarehawt: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CALLED YOU A HOMOGAY ON DARKBOOK?! HUH?! YEAH YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT!!
partygril984: do i know you, insane prsn?
insaneprsnofdoom: no, im a zora
partygril984: well that doesnt tell me much...
sidebangsarehawt: WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THIS IS NO BIG DEAL?! Dx
btdubsimad00d: dont worry link, this will all blow over in a week or so...
sidebangsarehawt: oh dear farore i hope so TTT_TTT
hero_oftehworldz: heh heh, there are three more comments...
sidebangsarehawt: #ihatemylife #fml #ihateshadowlink #whydoeseverythinghavetosuck #imgoingtojumpoffabridgenow #whydobadthingsalwayshappentome #sobsobcry #dies ....
btdubsimad00d: were all those hashtags really necessary?
sidebangsarehawt: .......
partygril984: we know youre not dead, link
sidebangsarehawt: ........
btdubsimad00d: ......
sidebangsarehawt: -sigh- fine okay im not dead... but i might as well be...
btdubsimad00d: LINK, YOU WILL LIVE... come over and we can watch comedies on netflix to make you feel better
sidebangsarehawt: HIDE MY PAIN, RIGHT? HIDE MY SHANE? IS THAT WHAT YOURE TRYING TO DO?
hero_oftehworldz: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL so marth isnt the only guy you like? who is this shane person? xDD
sidebangsarehawt: #IHATEEVERYTHING
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
btdubsimad00d: shadow link, youre so obnoxious
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: bahahaha aww, poor link.. xDD
partygril984: ...you are seriously messed up shadow...
hero_oftehworldz: what? i didnt even say anything bad - he just blows everything -- BAHAHAHA OKAY OKAY IM SORRY, THAT WAS JUST A PERFECT PUN... i cant even finish my sentence.. im laughing too hard right--
*hero_oftehworldz has fallen out of his chair in laughter*
partygril984: whatever, im goin to hit some clubs, you wanna come insane zora?
insaneprsnofdoom: sure, why not
*partygril984 has logged off*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*a few moments later*
*hero_oftehworldz has returned*
hero_oftehworldz: whoooof, alright, im okay now...
hero_oftehworldz: ......oh, i see the way it is... leave shadow link because hes SUCH a jerk, right? >_> you guys all suck..
hero_oftehworldz: -SIGH- what to do, what to do....
hero_oftehworldz: IS ANYONE GONNA LOG ON?!
*FAIRYREINCARNATEDD has logged on*
FAIRYREINCARNATEDD: tingle! tingle! kooloo-limpa!
hero_oftehworldz: -__-
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
FAIRYREINCARNATEDD: ...mister fairy?
*FAIRYREINCARNATEDD has logged off*

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! NO ONE KNOWS... IS LINK OKAY?! ONLY SHEIK KNOWS!! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT TLOZ CHATROOM!!!!