Favorite Fictional Character Chat and The Legend of Zelda Chat Crossover

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insaneprsnofdoom: Hey guys. >.<

shukaku132: hey Rehtaeh!

dj_hehe909: :3

btdubsimad00d: Hi guys. What’s up?

insaneprsnofdoom: SHELBY LOVES YOU!!

dj_hehe909: Hahaahaaaa!

shukaku132: really?! Didn’t see that one coming!

insaneprsnofdoom: because you know it’s true. 38D Oh no! thE FEFERI IS TAKING OVERRR!

shukaku132: … anyways, what’s up??

dj_hehe909: … can I say something dirty?

insaneprsnofdoom: NO!

dj_hehe909: then... my hair.

btdubsimad00d: just hanging out with Link! And by that I mean he just randomly came over and started eating and watching a movie when I was in the shower. -_-

shukaku132: poor Sheik. lol

insaneprsnofdoom: SHELBY AND SHEEEIK SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOOOOOVE THEN COMES MAAAARIAGE! THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CAAAAAAARRIAGE!

shukaku132: ...really? REALLY.

insaneprsnofdoom: Heeheheheeeheeeeee >:D

dj_hehe909: she’s feeling evil today.

hero_oftehworldz: really?! me toooooo!

insaneprsnofdoom: LEGOLAS FUCKIN DID MY HAAAAAAAAAAAIR! *rabia rage*

shukaku132: he did???????!! what does it look like?

insaneprsnofdoom: like POOP!!! http://your-hairstyles.com/img/arts/2010/Nov/11/388/braided_bangs_hair.jpg

shukaku132: DUDE THATS SO INTENSE.....

hero_oftehworldz: waaaait i thought you didnt have hair

shukaku132: SHADOW LINK, YOU ARE A LITTLE BEHIND HERE....

btdubsimad00d: yeahhh really xD

hero_oftehworldz: FINE THEN give me a break!

shukaku132: no

hero_oftehworldz: wait a minute, wheres that guy with the wand?

btdubsimad00d: gee that narrows it down

hero_oftehworldz: shut up sheik!!! i mean the ugly one!!!

shukaku132: who, harry?

hero_oftehworldz: ..no

dj_hehe909: ohhh VOLDY! yeah, good question!!!

btdubsimad00d: ohhh voldemort.... wait, wheres zant? maybe theyre plotting!!!

hero_oftehworldz: ALL GIRLS IN THIS CHATROOM, HIDE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

shukaku132: OH DEAR GODDESSES NOT AGAIN!!!!! -runs to closet and hides-

hero_oftehworldz: go on, sheik! dont just sit here!

btdubsimad00d: -______________-

hero_oftehworldz: heh heh

insaneprsnofdoom: xD poor Sheik. It’s okay to be girly. Be like Link and embrace it!!

shukaku132: must we insult him when he’s not here?

hero_oftehworldz: yes. and I thought you were hiding?

shukaku132: I have a laptop!! :D

insaneprsnofdoom: … you know if it’s plugged in they will know where you are right?

shukaku132: DUUUUH it’s not plugged in!

insaneprsnofdoom: good!

hero_oftehworldz: ...shouldn’t you hide?

insaneprsnofdoom: I can handle Zaaaant...

hero_oftehworldz: xD he doesn’t really do anything but act crazy.

insaneprsnofdoom: by the time he stops being crazy, I’d probably already have died. It would take THAT LONG.

dj_hehe909: I won’t let anyone take yooou :D

insaneprsnofdoom: …. DJ YOU’RE IN MEXICO.

dj_hehe909: shhh don’t tell them that!!

insaneprsnofdoom: -_- wow. Sheik, you can hide with me if you want to! Unless you still have Link to protect you ;) ;) *nudge nudge*

btdubsimad00d: … I’m not a girl.

*awkward silence*

shukaku132: I believe you Sheik!

insaneprsnofdoom: because you LOOOOVE HIIIM!
hero_oftehworldz: xDDDDD

shukaku132: in a friend way, yes! just like i love shadow! okay maybe not, because sheik is nice to me >_>

hero_oftehworldz: hehe im not mean to you

shukaku132: YEAH, OKAY!!!!!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: well you better grab sheik, somebody, or she might be killed or raped by voldemort.... or turned into a bunny by zant

shukaku132: DUDE, SHEIK IS NOT ----

insaneprsnofdoom: OMG SHEIK BUNNY WOULD BE SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

btdubsimad00d: really guys.....?

insaneprsnofdoom: yeeeeeeeees really

hero_oftehworldz: sheik bunny would be a giiiiiiirl

btdubsimad00d: you would be a girl bunny

hero_oftehworldz: AND I WOULD LOVE IT xD

btdubsimad00d: until i ate YOU BECAUSE I WOULD BE A BEAR

hero_oftehworldz: is that a challenge?

btdubsimad00d: no

hero_oftehworldz: ..can that be a challenge from link? ;D lol

shukaku132: OH MY, YOU WANT LINK TO EAT YOU?

hero_oftehworldz: only YOU would want that...

insaneprsnofdoom: … that’s kinda sexy...

hero_oftehworldz: …. o_o

insaneprsnofdoom: HEEEEEHE THAT FACE IS IN YOUR USERNAME. YOU HAVE A FACE IN YOUR USERNAME SHADOOOOW!

hero_oftehworldz: ...wow.

insaneprsnofdoom: Shadow, Kaikoura wouldn’t want Link to eat her, she’d want Sheik to eat her.

shukaku132: REALLY?! REEEEEEEEALLY?!

btdubsimad00d: It’s okay Kaikoura, I know you only love me as a friend :D

shukaku132: good

hero_oftehworldz: so what now?

insaneprsnofdoom: HEHEHEEEEE

dj_hehe909: are you drunk?

insaneprsnofdoom: no... I just chugged like, almost a whole two liter of DR. PEEEEEEEEEPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

shukaku132: …. woooow...

hero_oftehworldz: what is Dr. Peeepperrrr?

insaneprnsofdoom: THE DRINK OF THE GOOOOOOOODS!!

dj_hehe909: I think that’s an over reaction...

hero_oftehworldz: of the gods? ive never heard of this dr peeeeeepperrrrr before now!

insaneprsnofdoom: you wouldnt UNDERSTAND, shadow...

hero_oftehworldz: well i dont so that makes sense!!!

shukaku132: o____________O guys, someone just knocked on my door.....

insaneprsnofdoom: well dont answer it!!!!

shukaku132: …..... what if its voldemort and zant?! LINK, SAVE ME!!! wait, he wasnt reliable last time.... ZELDA! RABIA! SHEIK! SAVE MEEE!

insaneprsnofdoom: im too busy...

shukaku132: FINE, I’M ANSWERING IT AND PROBABLY GOING TO BE KIDNAPPED AGAIN...

btdubsimad00d: wait, dont answer--

*shukaku132 has opened her closet door and cautiously army crawled to the door...*

btdubsimad00d: oh dear nayru.... what are you doing?

shukaku132: SHHH SHEIK, you’re gonna ruin my cover....!

btdubsimad00d: ugh, well uhh okay...

*shukaku132 has opened the door...... and before even opening it she was screaming*

hero_oftehworldz: DUDE CHILL OUT ITS JUST ME

shukaku132: oh.... well..... YOU SCARED ME SO MUCH, YOU JERK!!!

hero_oftehworldz: turn off the lights so i can come in!!!

shukaku132: okay okay...

insaneprsnofdoom: THAT SOUNDED WRONG.... HEHEHEEHE

hero_oftehworldz: not like that... lol

shukaku132: great, now im here with shadow... -___- and i havent showered yet..... so i look like ASJGKJGKJFHHRKYHRKGJDJJDVHBFJN

hero_oftehworldz: oh get over it! would you rather have zant kill you?!?

*MEANWHILE....*

Zant is sitting in the woods outside his house with a neighboring dead alligator named Del. They were drawing out a plan..... not just any kind of plan..... A plan to go to Underworldly Hawaii.
“So, I’m thinking we should stay on the big island,” Del said, sketching a small island.
“What?! The big island?! There are so many people!” Zant said. He hated being around people. They made him paranoid, even if they weren’t looking at him. Or near him. But whatever! Anyway, they were drawing out this map when Voldemort suddenly appeared.
“Hello Zant, I’m so glad we can finally meet...” He said, holding out his arms. Zant grinned at his good friend and offered him a seat next to Del. “...Hello.” Voldemort said, glancing towards Del. “So what are you plotting?”
“Well, we are planning a trip to Underworldy Hawaii!!” Zant grinned, sipping his pomegranate margarita cheerfully. Voldemort raised what would’ve been his eyebrow at this fruity drink, but didn’t ask. Zant was his only friend after all.
“Shouldn’t we... I don’t know... be plotting SOMETHING EVIL AND TERRIBLE?! SOMETHING TO MAKE THE WORLD FRIGHTENED OF OUR VERY NAAAAMES!?”
“... No, lets let those girls sweat about what we’re plotting. We’re going on VACATION!” Zant said, confetti falling unceremoniously from the sky.

*BACK IN THE CHAT...*

insaneprsnofdoom: *hugging Dr. Pepper bottle* I love you, Dr. Pepper. *rehtaeh happy*

dj_hehe909: … *glares at Dr. Pepper*

insaneprsnofdoom: oh my god. Dj, seriously?

shukaku132: lol someone’s jealous!

insaneprsnofdoom: yes, I’m very jealous. why do YOOOOU get Shadow?! HUH?!

hero_oftehworldz: now now, theres enough of me to go around.... okay not really, but i can go to you instead! my pic!

btdubsimad00d: your what?

hero_oftehworldz: my pic... like, partner in crime....

insaneprsnofdoom: YES.... YOU SHOULD COME HERE..... NOWW.....

dj_hehe909: arent I enough?!?!

insaneprsnofdoom: uhhh NO considering youre in MEXICO

dj_hehe909: FINE THEN... JUST.... SHADOW, IM WATCHING YOU!!! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!

hero_oftehworldz: dude, i have a girlfriend...

insaneprsnofdoom: oh, so you guys are OFFICIAL now?

hero_oftehworldz: uhhh yeah?

insaneprsnofdoom: oh okay... :’[

dj_hehe909: WHAT?! HUH?! I... -scoff- …..WELL!!!!!

*dj_hehe909 has logged off in a huff*

insaneprsnofdoom: heheheheheheh

shukaku132: HEY NOW IM HERE ALL ALONE IN THE DARK AND VULNERABLE!!!

insaneprsnofdoom: you are just setting yourself up to be raped.....

shukaku132: NOT ON PURPOSE....

insaneprsnofdoom: have sheik go over ;]

hero_oftehworldz: sheiks a girl though! have link go over!

shukaku132: CAN BOTH COME OVER?! YAYYY PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!

insaneprsnofdoom: THREESOME......

btdubsimad00d: really rabia?!

insaneprsnofdoom: oh, dont act like you wouldnt LOOOOOVE it....

btdubsimad00d: but im not acting...

insaneprsnofdoom: YES YOU ARE, DONT DENY IT.... go to your LAAAADY!!! now!

btdubsimad00d: -___________________-

shukaku132: no no, dont rush over... ill just have to fend here for myself....

insaneprsnofdoom: you sound like link

shukaku132: i do O_____________________O

hero_oftehworldz: im under your bed, rabia

shukaku132: YOURE SO CREEPY!!!

hero_oftehworldz: IM JUST TELLING HER!!! its only dark under here!!!

insaneprsnofdoom: oh whoops sorry ill turn the light off

shukaku132: SHADOW IS THE MONSTER UNDER YOUR BED

insaneprsnofdoom: damn, hes the sexiest monster ive ever seen ;]

shukaku132: really........ -_-

insaneprsnofdoom; SEE YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, always makin that face....

shukaku132: yes, because thats how you know people are meant to be! NOT!

insaneprsnofdoom: that’s how I knew with Dj... xD just kidding. nooo we got icecream together! It was sooo creepily romaaaaantic! But mostly creeepy!

btdubsimad00d: do you have a thing for creepy guys? first Dj, now Shadow... NEXT IT WILL BE GANONDORF!

insaneprsnofdoom: I think I just threw up a little...

hero_oftehworldz: Ewww...

shukaku132: xD

btdubsimad00d: so wait... am I supposed to be doing something?

insaneprsnofdoom: going to Kaikoura’s?

btdubsimad00d: oh yeaaaaaah!

*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*

sidebangsarehawt: I don’t waaaaaaaaaanna gooooooooo *eats potato chips*

insaneprsnofdoom: *coughfattycough*

shukaku132: WOOOOW THANKS LINK! -_-

btdubsimad00d: -_- loser

sidebangsarehawt: … I’M NOT A LOSER SHEIK I AM SOOO COOOOL! AND YOU KNOOOOOW IIIIIT! YOU SAID IT LAST NIIIIIGHT!

insaneprsnofdoom: woah! What are you two doin at Sheik’s place? and why am I not watching?! ;)

hero_oftehworldz: xD WE ALL WANNA KNOW

btdubsimad00d: Umm... excuse me?!

sidebangsarehawt: we aren’t doing anything!

insaneprsnofdoom: wait... if your shift keys and caps lock key or broken, how’d you type in caps?

sidebangsarehawt: an onscreen keyboard... heheehehehehehehehe!

btdubsimad00d: i warned zelda, but she didnt listen!

shukaku132: oh nooooo now we have to hear the screaming in our heads!!!!

sidebangsarehawt: BUT YOU LOVE ME!!! right......you love, dont you?

shukaku132: IF YOU COME OVER, YES I WILL LOVE YOU AND NOT LIKE THAT SO SHUT UP RABIA AND SHADOW

hero_oftehworldz and insaneprsnofdoom: yeah, riiiiiiiight

sidebangsarehawt: depends....

shukaku132: depends on what?

sidebangsarehawt: can i sleep in your bed and you sleep on the floor?

shukaku132: WTF NO its my bed!!!

sidebangsarehawt: but im protecting YOU!

shukaku132: YOU DONT SLEEP IN ZELDAS BED

insaneprsnofdoom: but shadow link does ;]

sidebangsarehawt: WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT.............

hero_oftehworldz: xDDD

insaneprsnofdoom: why not link? are you JEEEEEEEEEALOUS?

sidebangsarehawt: why would i be jealous?! shadow is a creep, so he does creepy stuff!

hero_oftehworldz: heyyyy, im no creep....

sidebangsarehawt: you were JUST under rabias BED!!!

hero_oftehworldz: and how do you know?

insaneprsnofdoom: DAMMIT why cant he be IN my bed?! ;] jk..... kinda

hero_oftehworldz: bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa xDDD

sidebangsarehawt: NOT FUNNY....

shukaku132: IS SOMEONE GONNA COME OVER HERE OR NOT?!

btdubsimad00d: … I’m almost there Kaikoura, don’t worry. I don’t know if Link is coming though

sidebangsarehawt: no, I’d have to sleep on the floor!

insaneprsnofdoom: ...wow... Link, you’re just a priss. Go away no one likes you.

shukaku132: … I like Link...

insaneprsnofdoom: BUT YOU LOVE SHEIK!

hero_oftehworldz: XD So true!

insaneprsnofdoom: poor Link must feel pretty unloved. awe... *eHug*

sidebangsarehawt: uhhh.... *inches away* no....

insaneprsnofdoom: psh. Bitch. lol AT LEAST I HAVE SHADOW! … I just can’t see him! it’s really dark!

hero_oftehworldz: *whispers in Rabia’s ear* … I’m right behind you.

insaneprsnofdoom: AHH!

sidebangsarehawt: SEE?! CREEP!

insaneprsnofdoom: but he’s sexy, so it’s okay... It is ACCEPTED!

sidebangsarehawt: it wouldn’t be accepted if I was creepy!!

insaneprsnofdoom: that’s because you’re feminine. And not sexy. :P haha.

shukaku132: Be nice to Link! SOMEONE’S KNOCKING ON MY DOOOOOR!

btdubsimad00d: … it’s me.

shukaku132: oh. Hey Sheik!

insaneprsnofdoom: maybe we should give them some alooooooone time ;)

shukaku132: no, you just want alone time with Shadow.

insaneprsnofdoom: SHHH! That’s soooo no- okay yeah, it’s slightly true.

hero_oftehworldz: haha

sidebangsarehawt: … creeper.

hero_oftehworldz: thats okay, i understand rabia...

insaneprsnofdoom: goooooooooooooooood.....

sidebangsarehawt: I DOTN!!!!!!!

insaneprsnofdoom: CAN YOU EVER TYPE CORRECTLY?

sidebangsarehawt: yes!!!!! now shadow, leave the poor zora alone!!!

insaneprsnofdoom: but i like him there...

sidebangsarehawt: WHAT?!?!?!?

hero_oftehworldz: xDDDD

insaneprsnofdoom: that sounded dirty.... but thats okay....

shukaku132: were not leaving you two alone because youll probably do something EVIL!

sidebangsarehawt: or something UNSPEAKABLE!!!

hero_oftehworldz: what??????

sidebangsarehawt: something i cant DESCRIBE because its so..... just EWWW.....

hero_oftehworldz: yeah, you cant describe it because youre a virgin, we understand

sidebangsarehawt: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

insaneprsnofdoom: no wonder zelda did it with shadow instead of you, link

sidebangsarehawt: IM LEAVING, EVERYONE IS BEING A HUUUUUUUGE JERK TO ME....

shukaku132: come here!

sidebangsarehawt: NO IM STAYING AT SHEIKS

btdubsimad00d: uh, no youre not!!! im not there!!!

hero_oftehworldz: go home to marth!

sidebangsarehawt: and whats THAT supposed to mean?!

hero_oftehworldz: oh, you know.... i have some....... THINGS i know......

sidebangsarehawt: WHAT KIND OF THINGS

hero_oftehworldz: just........... THINGS.......

sidebangsarehawt: SUCH AS......

hero_oftehworldz: such as........ you..... and marth.... sheik’s bed....... ;]

btdubsimad00d: oh whoa wait what?

hero_oftehworldz: hehehehehehe......

sidebangsarehawt: what! nothing happened in sheiks bed!!!!!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: nothing but CUDDLING........ and KISSING...... which i have on tape and in photos by the way....

sidebangsarehawt: EISGDGHGIGJFHJDHGUDTUTKRITHIERHYIRGHIUJHJ im done here!!!!!!

*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*

shukaku132: HEY WAIT, COME TO MY HOUSE!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: yeah hes not goin to your house

shukaku132: yeah hes not..... :’[ damn it!!!

insaneprsnofdoom: too bad about that threesome!

hero_oftehworldz: xDDD

btdubsimad00d: ...seriously? Not funny...

shukaku132: … AHH SOMEONE ELSE IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

btdubsimad00d: *sigh* I’ll answer the DOOOOOR! I GUESS.

insaneprsnofdoom: *eats popcorn* we should watch a movie Shadow!

hero_oftehworldz: I can’t be in light...

insaneprsnofdoom: oh yeaaaaaaah... not even like, tv light?

hero_oftehworldz: … what is a tv?

insaneprsnofdoom: ...nevermind Shadow. Nevermind. Lol

hero_oftehworldz: okay.

shukaku132: who is there?

btdubsimad00d: Um... it’s Link.

shukaku132: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

btdubsimad00d: well, im going to log off everyone. Im watching Kaikoura... so Zant doesnt kidnap her again. Byyyyye.

*btdubsimad00d has logged off*

shukaku132: :D I LOOOOOVE LIIIIIIIINK AND SHEEEEIK THEYRE MY BEEEEST FRIIIIIENDS!

insaneprsnofdoom: PROOF! I HAVE PROOOOOOOOOOF!

hero_oftehworldz: lol PWNED.

shukaku132: ….-_-

*shukaku132 has logged off*

insaneprsnofdoom: lol we drove everyone away with our evilness. Except Sheik.

hero_oftehworldz: ...shall we get him next time?

insaneprsnofdoom: sure. :D lets watch a movie now! Because you KNOW what a TV is...

hero_oftehworldz: okay!

*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*

*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*

*partygril984 has logged on*

partygril984: heyyyyy everyone! ….wait did anyone sign on yet?

*awkward silence*

partygril984: …....great! just great! someones gonna get kidnapped AGAIN? these villains have no originality at all....

*another awkward silence*

partygril984: i wonder what theyre doing, speaking of them....

*MEANWHILE....*

Zant and Del were sitting on a beach with their feet in dark green water. “Wow, the water here is so clear!” Del said. Voldemort looked at them like they were mentally unstable... which yeah, they are.
“I bet it’s warm too.” Zant said, reaching over for his pomegranate margarita, but it was too far away. “maybe we should go swimming...” he relaxed back onto the dirty sand and sighed, putting on his heart shaped sunglasses. Voldemort didn’t need to be told twice, and pulled off his shirt (ew) and jumped in.
“WOOHOO! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!” He yelled, splashing around in the water. He hadn’t felt this kind of happiness since he was a young boy who murdered people in a cave surrounded by water. Oddly enough, this place reminded him of that cave, the same one Harry had gone with Dumbledore the night Dumbledore was murdered! Yay! Anyways, Voldemort swam about happily, thinking of his army of Inferi. He was wondering if there were any Inferi in this lake, but shrugged it off and continued swimming in the water as Zant and Del sat on the beach, reminiscing about the old days. Zant stood from the sand and started walking into the water, with Del close behind.
“I’m kinda glad I’m dead!” Zant said, swimming further out from the shore.
“Why do you say that?” Del asked.
“Well, I don’t have to worry about those stupid kids Zelda and Link.... and I can do whatever I wish!” They looked at Voldemort.
“Why aren’t you dead yet?” they asked him.
“Coming to the underworld is supposed to suck out your soul, right? Well, I have a secret, which has kept me alive all these years. Every time you kill someone, your soul is ripped. Now, mine happens to be ripped into seven pieces, and I shoved some of these pieces into objects called Horcruxes, which are all protected by many spells and enchantments and tasks and... well, trying to find one is really a pain in the ass. Anyways, that means my soul can’t be sucked out, so I cannot die. Awesome right?”
“Well bummer, you’re missing out!” Zant said, swimming away.

**back in the chat**

partygril984: -thinks exactly what they were doing in that flashback thingy-

partygril984: ….......

partygril984: nahhh, theyre not doin that!

*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*

hero_oftehworldz: oh. Hey Zelda ;)

partygril984: uh... hi?

hero_oftehworldz: we should hang out sometime again soon... ya know what I mean... ;)

partygril984: ummm NO and what about midna?!

hero_oftehworldz: i was jokinggggggggggg....

partygril984: >.>

*partygril984 has logged off*

hero_oftehworldz: pshh well then >_>

*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*

WHAT MOVIE DID RABIA AND SHADOW WATCH?! WHAT DID SHEIK, KAIKOURA, AND LINK DO IN HIDING?! HOW DID ZANT, VOLDY, AND DEL’S VACATION GO?! WHY DID NO ONE FROM THE FFC CHAT LOG ON???????? WHY WAS RABIA HITTING ON SHADOW?! HOW IS KAIKOURA’S THREESOME GOING???? DID THEY EVEN HAVE IT?! STAY TUUUUUUNED!!