Breaking the Rules Brenton Style
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1.) Do not run around the base singing 'Bust the Windows Out Your Car'.
-Mechs will magically disappear.
-Especially Dino
-Tooks us weeks of randomly yelling around the base to convince him that no one was actually going to bust his windows.
2.) Do not run around the base singing 'Before He Cheats'
-Again every mech on base will magically disappear.
-Especially Dino
-Took two whole months to get that bitch back out
3.) No swearing in front of sparklings
-Human or Autobot
-That means you Brenton (Sam)
-Sam? (Brent)
-Yes?
-GET OFF OF MY LAPTOP!
4.) Autobots, try not to glitch when there are humans close by.
-If I almost get crushed again, it's over
-I'll find a way to turn your aft into a tin can
5.) No hitting on any taken women on base
-How was I supposed to know that she had a mech?! (Leo)
-Leo? (Brenton)
-There are just so many pretty betties
-LEO WHAT EVER THE EFF YOUR TWENTY MIDDLE NAMES ARE SPITZ, GET OFF MY LAPTOP!
6.) ALRIGHT, NEW EFFING RULE! QUIT TOUCHING MY SLAGGING LAPTOP, BEFORE I FRAG YOUR LIFE UP!!!!!
-I will do it.
-It'll hurt.
-I promise you.
-Megatron will seem like a friggin puppy compared to me.
7.) Having the autobots help with you school work is acceptable, however having the autobots do it for you isn't (this includes tricking the answers out of them).
-If you are honestly stupid enough to think that they'll willing help you cheat then you're a dumbass
-Which is probably why tried to cheat in the first place
8.) It doesn't fucking matter whether the chicken or the egg came first.
-Prowl quit glitching
-Boths sets of twins quit fighting
-Ratchet Throwing things into the arguments doesn't help
-Optimus there is no stopping them
-Lennox, Epps, quit laughin this isn't fucking funny.
9.) All human charges, threatening to have your guardian crush, shoot, run over, and or experiment on an a stupid fragger isn't allowed.
-Prowl made me write this
-He's tired of having to yell at me
-It hasn't deterred me
-Bee, let's go kick Bobby Johnson's ass.
10.) Accusing the autobots of brainwashing and experimenting on humans is not allowed under any circumstances.
-I am not brainwashed, I'm in love
-No they dd not tell me to say that
-Bee rocks my socks
-He also rocks my-
-SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! OH MY GOD! I NEVER EVER WANT TO TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE! (Sam)
-"Oh baby
I'll be stuck to you like glue baby
Want to spend it all on you baby
My room is the G-spot
Call me Mr.Fllintstone
I can make you bed rock (Bumblebee)
-OH MY GOD!
-Bumblebee stop torchuring the boy (Optimus)
-Alright that's enough for the rules for today (Prowl)
-But Prowl...
-Don't make me come over there (Ratchet)
- [Sees wrench on hand] Finw oh supreme overlord of aft welding and wrench throwing
-Mechs will magically disappear.
-Especially Dino
-Tooks us weeks of randomly yelling around the base to convince him that no one was actually going to bust his windows.
2.) Do not run around the base singing 'Before He Cheats'
-Again every mech on base will magically disappear.
-Especially Dino
-Took two whole months to get that bitch back out
3.) No swearing in front of sparklings
-Human or Autobot
-That means you Brenton (Sam)
-Sam? (Brent)
-Yes?
-GET OFF OF MY LAPTOP!
4.) Autobots, try not to glitch when there are humans close by.
-If I almost get crushed again, it's over
-I'll find a way to turn your aft into a tin can
5.) No hitting on any taken women on base
-How was I supposed to know that she had a mech?! (Leo)
-Leo? (Brenton)
-There are just so many pretty betties
-LEO WHAT EVER THE EFF YOUR TWENTY MIDDLE NAMES ARE SPITZ, GET OFF MY LAPTOP!
6.) ALRIGHT, NEW EFFING RULE! QUIT TOUCHING MY SLAGGING LAPTOP, BEFORE I FRAG YOUR LIFE UP!!!!!
-I will do it.
-It'll hurt.
-I promise you.
-Megatron will seem like a friggin puppy compared to me.
7.) Having the autobots help with you school work is acceptable, however having the autobots do it for you isn't (this includes tricking the answers out of them).
-If you are honestly stupid enough to think that they'll willing help you cheat then you're a dumbass
-Which is probably why tried to cheat in the first place
8.) It doesn't fucking matter whether the chicken or the egg came first.
-Prowl quit glitching
-Boths sets of twins quit fighting
-Ratchet Throwing things into the arguments doesn't help
-Optimus there is no stopping them
-Lennox, Epps, quit laughin this isn't fucking funny.
9.) All human charges, threatening to have your guardian crush, shoot, run over, and or experiment on an a stupid fragger isn't allowed.
-Prowl made me write this
-He's tired of having to yell at me
-It hasn't deterred me
-Bee, let's go kick Bobby Johnson's ass.
10.) Accusing the autobots of brainwashing and experimenting on humans is not allowed under any circumstances.
-I am not brainwashed, I'm in love
-No they dd not tell me to say that
-Bee rocks my socks
-He also rocks my-
-SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! OH MY GOD! I NEVER EVER WANT TO TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE! (Sam)
-"Oh baby
I'll be stuck to you like glue baby
Want to spend it all on you baby
My room is the G-spot
Call me Mr.Fllintstone
I can make you bed rock (Bumblebee)
-OH MY GOD!
-Bumblebee stop torchuring the boy (Optimus)
-Alright that's enough for the rules for today (Prowl)
-But Prowl...
-Don't make me come over there (Ratchet)
- [Sees wrench on hand] Finw oh supreme overlord of aft welding and wrench throwing