The Truth Is a Terrible Thing

"And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie and I am starting to feel you boy come on lets go, real slow don't you see baby asi es perfecto," Matt sang loudly as they turned onto the walkway leading to Amelia's house. Amelia couldn't help but laugh at him as he stopped, clasping his hands together over his head and wiggling his hips.

"The fact that you even know the words to that song make me worry," Amelia smiles just as Matt catches up to her.

"Yeah, I don't know why I know the words either," he laughed. Amelia shook her head and unlocked the front door, stepping in before Matt could squeeze his way through. Amelia tossed her keys onto the island in the kitchen, before grabbing a water bottle from the fridge and throwing one to Matt. "It's hot as fuck outside," Matt states.

Amelia nods, placing the ice cold bottle on the nape of her neck. She sighed in relief. "It's april, it shouldn't be this hot, ever."

"It's a heat wave, love, it's only going to get worse. It should get better by friday," Matt said with a small shrug before he took a sip of his water.

"This is ridiculous, you know. It should be windy and rainy and just plane horrible outside like it was a last week. Isn't the saying 'april showers bring may flowers'?" she asked, rubbing the bottle around her neck.

Matt laughed with a shrug. "It's England, you never know what to expect. There's only three more days, you can live with a little heat, besides when was the last time your skin saw the sun?"

Amelia let out a fake laugh and rolled her eyes. "You're so funny, Matthew," he smiled. "Do you think I should call Max? Just to make sure he's okay. He seemed pretty upset when he left."

Matt shrugged nonchalantly. "He's fine, just a little hormonal. You know how Max gets," Amelia nodded slowly, looking down at the ground. She couldn't help but think that she needed to call him, incase she upset him in some sort of way. The last thing Amelia wanted to do was to piss Max off. "Someone should really go wake Josh up-" he began.

"Not me!" They both yelled.

"We'll rock, paper, scissors for it okay?" Amelia suggested.

Matt nodded in agreement before balling his hand up into a fist and shaking it in front of Amelias. They both threw out paper, and rock, which only left scissors and Amelia, noticing the pattern before Matt, left her hand a fist as his fingers found their way into the only shape they hadn't used. Matt yelled in joking frustration.

"You suck," he says; grabbing his water bottle and heading out the the room.

Amelia laughed. "Be gentle with him please," she calls after him.

"Nope!" he yells. Amelia couldn't help but roll her eyes and take a sip from her ice cold water bottle. She waited patiently for Matt and Josh to walk into the kitchen, picking at the top of her water bottle as she did so.

There was a loud yell that made Amelia jump a little. She heard Matt laugh and the sound of heavy footsteps filled the kitchen as they ran down the hall. Matt burst into the kitchen, laughing whilst a wet Josh ran in behind him.

Josh pointed a finger at Matt who was hiding behind Amelia. "You fucking wanker!" he yelled.

Amelia laughed. "Matt what did you do?" she asked.

Matt didn't answer, he just simply smiled at her like he was a young boy who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

"I'll tell you what he did," Josh said. "He poured that god damn water bottle on me."

Amelia laughed and looked at Matt who held the empty water bottle in his hand. "You poured water on him?" Matt smiled, nodding his head. "That's brilliant."

"You're siding with him?" Josh asked surprised. "The friggen chink who not only got me wet but also your bed?"

Amelia shrugged nonchalantly. "My bed will dry, besides it was about time you woke up, you've been sleeping for ages."

"So you're welcome," Matt said. "If I hadn't of woken you up with the water Amelia would have woken you up with something much worse."

Josh rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Like what?" he asks, looking at Matt.

"Matts naked body covered in baby oil slapped across your face," she says.

Josh's eyes grew wide and he dropped his hands down to his sides. "Thank you Matt."

Matt's smile grew. "You're welcome, now I'm gonna go to the bathroom before we leave," he says leaving the kitchen.

"Leave? where to?" Josh asks.

"Somewhere, now I'm giving you 5 minutes to throw some clothes on so we can go. Not a second later or we're dragging you out of the house with what you've got on."

Josh laughed and left the kitchen, heading back to the bedroom. The only thing on his mind was Amelia and how he was gonna get back at Matt.