Smoking Cigarettes

Soon everyone else had joined us in class. I was talking with Drew about how Gummy Bears are the shit. You all know they are so just admit it. They’re so colorful and cute and shit. How can you not love them? And they taste so good! Addison was whispering to Sin about something, which I was curious about so I abandoned Drew for a moment and leaned over to them.

I rested my head on Sin’s shoulder. He immediately tensed as I spoke, “What you two talking about?”

“None of your business,” Sin snapped before harshly pushing me away.

I pout. “You are unusually crabby today. What crawled up your ass and died?”

Sin ignored my question to continue whispering with the blonde in front of me. I puckered out my lips and glared at the two who were leaving me out of the conversation. Fine then! I see how it is.

I giggled as I climbed up onto my desk at the end of the period. The teacher shouted at me as I jumped from desk to desk singing “I’m A Little Tea Pot.” The guys laughed at me as I hopped around like a rabbit. It was fun until…

Slip! Scream! Bang!

I whimpered when my head cracked against the floor. Immediately, I curled up in a ball. My knees were pressed against my chest as my hands went up to grab at my sore skull. I felt the tears burn my eyes and I let them fall, because damn it that hurt like a bitch and I wanted to cry so I am going to cry! Fuck, remind me never to do that again! I probably will do it anyways though.

“Are you ok?” Addison asks, concerned.

“No,” I spoke softly for once. “My head hurts!”

“Nice going,” Sin commented smugly. He seems too pleased about my injury. I really do hate him.

I growled at him before pushing myself to stand up. I whimpered as my head began to throb. Immediately, I grabbed it as it throbbed with pain. I can’t complain though because it was my own fault.

“Maybe he should see the nurse,” Seth suggested.

Sin scoffed before grabbing my wrist and dragging me out of the room. I whined about how my head hurt the entire way to the nurse’s office. When I got there she inspected my head and told me I was fine before giving me some medicine.

I grumbled as the nurse walked away. Sin stood in front of me with an elegant eyebrow raised. I stuck my arms out and demanded, “Carry me.”

“No,” he scowled.

“Please?” And I gave him my best puppy dog eyes. I watched as his scowl disappeared and turned into an unreadable expression. I made sure to tremble my bottom lip and give him big watery eyes.

“Fine,” he gave in and I squealed.

Sin turned around and got down so I could wrap my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck. I giggled and snuggled my head into his thick black hair, which smelled really good! Oh my god, it’s orgasmic!

“Your hair is orgasmic,” I commented as I began to huff the incredible hair. Ah, smells so good!

“I swear if you don’t stop huffing my hair I will drop you.”

“Damn dickhead,” I cried before taking one more sniff of his hair. “It’s your fault that you have good smelling hair.”

For the rest of the day I followed Sin around like a lost puppy. Why? Because his hair smells really good!

Holy shit…I understand it now. Sin’s evil plan to take over the world! I understand it all…he’s going to use his hair. He’s going to use his amazingly good smelling hair to take over the fucking world! I knew that bastard had something dirty up his sleeve…

“Sin!” I screamed down the hall.

The boy only sped up his walk. I giggled and ran after him. Oh, the joy of the chase! Everyone parted like the Red Sea as I ran full speed ahead. Must. Get. To. Hair! Sin managed to look over his shoulder once before I had tackled him full force and we fell to the ground.

I giggled hysterically before placing my face in his hair. I took in one big breath through my nose. I groaned, “It smells so good! What kind of shampoo do you use?”

Sin opened his mouth to answer or say something, but I interrupted him because I had something more important to say, “I need to know so I can find a way to defeat your evil plan to take over the world with the smell of your orgasmic hair!”

Sin groaned in annoyance. I laughed before getting off the boy and announcing, “Ok, that’s all I wanted!”

Then I skipped off, leaving a ticked off Sin.

“So…you’ve been raping Sin’s hair with your nose all day?” Jake asks slightly mortified and curious.

I giggle before nodding my head. “You could say that!”

“That’s kind of…”

“Disturbing,” October finished for him.

I gasped, “It is not! Have you smelled his hair? It smells so freaking good! I think I might have to chop a lock off while he sleeps…then again that’s kind of freaky, but since when did I care about-Oh my god did you see that car?”

Everyone sweat dropped at my sudden change of subject. I jumped over desks as I ran to the window to try and see the silver, shiny car that had just passed by. Sadly, it was no where to be seen now and I pouted, “It’s gone!”

“Um…Aiden?”

“Yes Addison?” I turn towards the blonde who was squirming nervously in his seat.

“Don’t you t-think you s-s-should stop huffing Sin’s hair?”

“No,” I answer bluntly. “His hair smells good and since it smells good I am going to smell it, because that’s what good smelling things are for. They are for smelling!”

Then they all started laughing at me. They were laughing! What the hell is their problem? This is a totally, completely serious matter. I mean what the fuck? Don’t they understand that Sin’s hair smells insanely good and he’s going to use his power to take over the world? Stupid people don’t understand a damn thing.

I whined, “Don’t laugh at me! Stop it!”