Smoking Cigarettes

Aiden P.O.V

Mhm…Big Dog I never asked you to use your magical powers before, but I am begging you now…please transport me back home so I can pull up some porn and masturbate rather than stand here and feel so…awkward.

My blue eyes stared at Sin and Addison. Sin was glaring at the ground, which I felt bad for. I mean, what the hell, the ground didn’t do anything…or did it? Gasp! Maybe the ground was what killed Sin’s kitty? It ate it up!

Addison was staring at me with a huge grin that screamed I’m not actually happy and I know this smile is really creepy but please don’t mention it. I whimpered when Sin turned his glare towards me. Why must he glare at me? It’s weird!

“Stop glaring at me dickhead!” I screamed before hitting him over his head with my bag. Everyone in the schoolyard gasped.

I dare hit Sin? Oh yes, I dare.

“You’re scaring me grim reaper!” I shriek while covering my private areas. “Did you magically get X-Ray vision? Because if you did, I demand that you stop staring at my cock! I know it’s amazing but you must resist!”

Sin growled. “Idiot.” Then he stalked away like the cranky bastard that he is. Seriously, he needs to worn us about what dates he starts his periods. I’ll bring him the medicine so he won’t be so bitchy but he needs to tell me!

I wonder what his problem is? Did he lose his scythe? Oh yes, I bet that’s it…or someone stole it? It wasn’t me! I swear! I don’t even know where it’s at, but if I did I would totally steal it and use it for my evil biddings! Ha, ha!

“What was that about?” I ask cutely with my big blue eyes. You cannot resist me.

Addison giggles before kissing my cheek and answering, “N-Nothing…Sin is just b-being complicated.”

“He’s always complicated!”

Addison rolls his eyes at me before wrapping his arm around my own and dragging me inside. I walk beside him and talk about how my rice crispy cereal talked to me this morning. It did! Don’t you laugh at me. They really talked to me! They were going pop, pop, pop! Yeah, they were talking to me! I can speak cereal.

“Drew, Drew guess what?” I shout over all the other kids. “I can speak cereal!”

Drew looked at me like I was stupid, as did Seth. The two boys looked towards each other and I wondered what they were thinking. Did they not believe me? I gasped, “You don’t believe me?”

“No,” they answered in unison, which only made me angry. I really do not know why they never believe me. Am I not trust worthy or something!?

“Well fuck you upside down with a spork! It’s true!” I scream angrily while flailing my arms for emphasis. Both of them laughed as I huffed.

Assholes. They should believe! I can totally speak cereal…

I was about to complain to them, but I noticed someone. I smiled when I saw Vince who was standing at his locker. He looked back at me at that exact moment and smiled. For a second I thought he was going to come talk to me, but then I felt…“The Aura!”

I whined as Vince’s eyes went wide. I knew that look and so I spun on my heel to see Sin standing right behind me. Really? He came at the worst of times! I’m trying to get laid here, he’s getting in the way! Doesn’t he understand this?

“Get lost!” I spit in the boys face. “You’re scaring away all the hotties!”

Sin growls, “I thought I told you that you can’t date him.”

“Date and make out are two totally different things!”

That only seemed to make the monster angrier. I whined as he got a vice grip on my arm and dragged me away. I started screaming about the vicious monster that was trying to eat me, and sadly I didn’t mean it in a perverted way, but no one came to save me!

I cursed everyone out after that.

“What the hell is your problem? You damn dickhead, you’re worse then a girl on her period!” I scream in the grim reapers face that was currently sitting in the desk next to me. He didn’t seem bothered at what I had to say.

I huffed and crossed my arms over my chest. Most people would call my actions childish, I say they are needed to get my points across.

Sin didn’t look at me as he scowled, “Just shut up and sit down.”

“Make me!”

I regret saying that. The asshole actually stood up and threw me into my chair. I whined and started kicking my legs violently, “You butthead! I hate you! Go take some anger management classes or something!”

Sin ignored my advice, which I thought was very good. He really did have anger problems! He needs to see a therapist or something. Stupid grim reaper, taking out his anger on poor little boys like me. Just because he’s the bringer of death doesn’t mean he can treat me like this! Go kill someone else, stupid demon!