Smoking Cigarettes

“So you’re forcing Sin on a date?”

“Yep!” I squeak happily. “That boy needs to date. I mean he’s such a hermit.”

“Uh huh,” Addison stared at me like I was stupid before grinning. “Do you like him?”

“He’s a complete and total dick, he has a bad attitude, he needs anger management classes, and he’s a freak…”

Addison frowned, “Is that a no?”

“What the hell is your problem?” I scream, turning to face my best friend. Honestly, everyone calls me stupid. I am not stupid. He really must be the stupid one. “Of course I like him, did you not just listen to me?”

Addison fell out of his chair in laughter. I raised an eyebrow before asking, “What’s your problem short stuff?”

“That makes no sense!” Addison says manages to squeak out through his soft giggles.

“Yes it does!” Wow and Sin thinks I’m stupid? “I’m gay, I love dicks! Bad boys are more fun. Angry sex I hear is amazing and freaks are fun to make fun of! Of course it makes sense you dobe!”

Addison’s laughter only got louder, “You’re so weird.”

~

Tick. Tick. Tick…guess what? Tick!

I screamed before throwing Big Dog at the clock. Of course, I should have known a stuffed animal wouldn’t do anything to a clock, but Big Dog can be vicious when he wants to be! Mhm, don’t look at me like that. He can!

Stupid clock…I glared at the evil device that read 4:15 PM. Sin said that he’d be here at 4:30 and damn it I could have sworn thirty minutes ago it was 4:15. I growled before jumping off my bed and beginning to pace the room.

I know the clock is taunting me. It knows how badly I want to go on this date so it’s stopping time and making it repeat itself so I’ll never leave this place. I’m really getting pissed off…or maybe it’s the gnomes! The gnomes must have ran around town and tampered with all the clocks to keep me locked up here! Damn them!

I wonder what dickhead has in mind…I bet it’s some horror show where you get to watch children get eaten and puppies being slaughtered…I could totally imagine Sin enjoying those types of films. What a freak! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, that’s one of the many reasons I like him. Eh, I still don’t feel right saying that.

He’s such a dick.

But I’m gay so I like dicks…

But I like actual dicks, not guys who act like dicks.

I just said dick four, now five, times in the last what, forty seconds? Is that even legal? Since I haven’t been beaten with clubs by cops, I’m assuming it is legal.

I whined. Stupid dickhead, making my brain hurt! I squeaked when suddenly my mother shouted for me. I almost fainted when she said, “Sin’s here!”

Sin actually came. I thought that he might have been kidding, since last time he didn’t show up and I had to go get him. So yes, I was surprised. Of course I’m incredibly happy as well.

I skipped down the steps and ran into my mom. She giggled softly, “He’s very handsome, Aiden. Don’t do anything dirty ok?”

My eye twitched. “Say wha? Did you just say ‘he’s very handsome’? What’s wrong with you woman!”

She blinked a few times. “You don’t think he’s handsome?”

“There’s a difference between handsome and orgasmic. Sin just so happens to fit into the ‘orgasmic’ section.”

“Aiden…”

“I just wish he had a better attitude. He’s a complete dick and needs an attitude adjustment. Mommy, can we put him in therapy? I don’t know if that-“

“Aiden…”

“Will help or not but I think it might.”

“Aiden, just go on your damn date!”

I squeaked before looking at my mother whose eye was twitching. I blinked a few times before whispering, “Somebody’s on their period.”

“Go!”

I whined and darted towards the door. I didn’t realize Sin was there so our greeting started with me running into him, him cursing, us falling, and me landing on him. Of course, being between Sin’s legs never was a bad thing in my book. Ha, ha!

I giggled before pushing myself up on my elbows. My giggles got louder as I looked down at Sin, who was glaring up at me with a snarl on his lips.

“Get off,” he spoke through clenched teeth.

“Aw,” I whine before attaching our hips. I listened as the boys’ breath hitched for a mere second. I‘m not saying that the act didn‘t cause my heart to skip a beat too but I‘m paying more attention to Sin‘s reaction. It‘s fun to see his cheeks light up a little. “But why? I’m pretty comfortable aren’t you?”

“Fat ass, you’re crushing me.”

I yelped as Sin threw me to the side. My back hit the ground and I whined as Sin pushed himself to stand up and glare down at me. Too bad I wasn’t looking at his eyes, but rather his body. Why can’t we live in a nude town or something? Someone as sexy as Sin shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes…then again, if he didn’t wear clothes more people will see his greatness…I guess I can live with him wearing shit.

Sin was wearing a pair of tight black skinny jeans that hugged his hips perfectly. He wore a belt with bullets on it along with a black Bullet For My Valentine shirt that hugged his upper body, showing off the muscles we all knew he had. Let me put it simply for you all, he looked hot.

“Aw, you got ready for our date!” I shouted before jumping up and hugging him. He tensed in my arms before pushing me away.

“Don’t-“

“Lets go! Where are we going anyways? It better not be McDonalds, because it’s not only fattening but it smells bad!”

“Kind of like you?”

I gasped before punching him in the stomach. I whined though when my fist hit rock hard abs. I actually think that punch hurt me more than it did him. Is he made out of stone or some shit? Dumb bastard!

“Lets get this over with,” Sin hissed and for a second I thought he actually didn’t want to go. But then I remembered that I really didn’t care so I just ran after him.

“I want to see G.I. Joes!”

“I don’t.”

“I don’t give a damn if you don’t! Get your money out, we’re going.”

Sin didn’t budge. I growled before going to grab for my belt. Sin raised an eyebrow before asking, “You do realize that if you take your pants off here they’ll throw us out?”

“Yes,” I answer. “But either way I’ll hump your leg.”

Sin scowled before pulling out his money. I clapped my hands and encouraged him to give the money to the girl and buy us two tickets. The girl at the booth giggled at me before saying, “You two are such a cute couple.”

Before Sin could protest I wrapped my arm around his and yelled, “Damn straight we are! I want popcorn.”

Sin groaned as I dragged him towards the concession stand where I got popcorn, candy, and pop. Of course Sin informed me that I didn’t need any more sugar. I was already annoying enough without it. But who cares what he thinks! Sugar is good and like hell I won’t get some and enjoy it!

I sat in the middle of the theatre, already excited to watch G.I. Joes. Sin sat next to me with his arms crossed over his chest and his glare set on the screen. I pouted, “Stop being a butt.”

Sin raises an eyebrow and without looking at me he says, “You’re an imbecile.”

“Like hell I am! Take that back you jackass.”

“No.”

“Fine then asshole be like that.” I looked towards the screen and kept my eyes on it all through out the movie because right now, I honestly didn’t want to put up with his bitchy attitude. I don’t get him at all. He’s so pissy.

“I have decided I want to marry Snake Eyes,” I announce once the movie ended, which was awesome might I add, was over. I was kind of hoping we’d make out during the movie but Sin was being a dick and I didn’t want to put up with his constantly changing attitude so we ended up actually watching it.

“He’s not real,” says the downer.

I gasp before pointing an accusing finger in Sins face. “You take that back you asshole! You are going to hurt Snake Eyes feelings!”

“He doesn’t have feelings. He. Isn’t. Real.”

“Fuck you, why do you have to ruin everything dickhead?”

Sin rolls his eyes before saying, “Someone has to keep you in line.”