Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Inteviewer: What do you think of the new slogan “The first time was so nice half a year later I’m doing it twice”?

Gerard: I think it’s okay.

Dora: Yeah, well I think it’s horrid, why did the writer make it so that I’m stuck with you again.

Interviewer: I think her purpose was that she tried to stick him with Blue’s Clues, and then she found out that she just didn’t like him there.

Dora: So she sticks him right back here with me?!

Interviewer: Pretty much.

Dora: Fuck you Amanda JP Cross, or Blood Sign, or Amanda Voltage Flash, or whatever the fuck your username is right now, seriously you change it every fifty seconds.

Gerard: Stalker.

Dora: What the fuck ever Gerard, hasn’t anyone ever told you they don’t give a shit about your opinion anymore! You just don’t count anymore.

Gerard: Gah, and by the way it’s Gerard: The Explorer now...

Dora: What the fuck ever!

Boots: Wow...you know what, I still hate you, even after half a year.

Gerard: Well Boots, I was never that fond of you.

Boots: Whatever bitch.

Gerard: Why does everyone here think they can just call me a bitch.

Boots: Cause you are one...

Gerard: Shut up, I was thinking aloud!

Boots: We all know you weren’t thinking aloud.

Gerard: I was if I say I was.

Boots: You don’t scare me!

Gerard: I wasn’t trying to scare you.

Interviewer: Why the hell do I always lose control of my interviews!

Boots: Cause you’re not assertive enough?

Gerard: Cause you’re a bitch?

Dora: Cause you have no balls?

Gerard: What?

Dora: Hey don’t look at me!

Interviewer: Anyway, what will be the best part of coming back to the show.

Gerard: Definately getting to see Swiper again!

Dora: I hate you, Swiper always tries to swipe our stuff, and when he does, you don’t help, all you do is sit back and laugh like you’re watching a fucking television show or something.

Gerard: Isn’t Gerard The Explorer a television show.

Dora: It’s Dora! The Explorer and yes it is!

Gerard: Gerard.

Dora: Huh?

Gerard: It’s called Gerard The Explorer. This story is.

Dora; Well the story might be called that, but the show is called Dora The Explorer, asshole.

Gerard: Geez, no need to get violent. Hehe, Gee!

Boots: You’re distracted easily.

Gerard: Shut Up! I know I am! It’s a weakness of mine.

Interviewer: Well that ends the Gerard The Explorer 2.0 Meet The Characters Special. I’m loosing control of my interview like I always do, so bye!