Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Dora: So we went over the Troll Bridge, through the Apple Forrest and next we go to Isa’s Family Reunion!

Isa: Hey Dora!

Dora: Hi Isa!

Gerard: Perra.

Isa: Cogida tú

Gerard: You know what Isa? You’re a Concha Licker!

Isa: You’re a fother mucker

Gerard: Perra don’t make me get all Gee-Rad on you, you won’t know what fother mucking hit you!

Isa: Stop taking my sentence pervert!

Gerard: What?!

Isa: Dora said you showed her your pene!

Gerard: I wouldn’t show her my pene if she was the last girl on fothermucking earth!

Dora: Shut the fuck up concha licker!

Gerard: You perra!

Dora: I hate the motherfucking accent you put on Spanish words, you’re supposed to put a Spanish accent on it, not Italian dumbass!

Gerard: Whatever, can we end this episode already?

Dora: We did it, we did it, we did it, oh we so, we did it! We went over the asshole bridge oh yeah we did it we did it hurrah! We solved his dumb riddle and he was left in shame oh we did it we did it we did it oh yeah! We picked some apples along the way then we gave them to Isa and her family ate them Hurrah! We did it!

Gerard: Bitches!