Why Don't We Just Let This One Take Care of Itself?

I knew joining Pierce the Veil was a bad idea.I mean, being the only female in a group with four adorable guys, wasn't really a  problem for me. You see, I was already trained in the art of taming the lions; and by 'taming the lions' I meant dealing with girls. The protective girlfriends and furiously envious fangirls insisted I was a slut bag. I mean, their girlfriends, I don't blame; I wouldn't be the happiest person if my boyfriend went on tour with another girl. But hey, there's no use being a bitch about it.
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I was 23 when I moved to San Diego with Scott. He was from San Diego and insisted I move there with him. I decided,what the hey? I didn't have anything going for me in Georgia. I had gone to college for two years, majoring in Literature, Visual Art, and Musical Philosophy. I dropped out due to my low finances. Me and Scott owned a small apartment in central SD, he worked an editor for a local newspaper, and I worked at Hot Topic. Good way to waste two years of college. 

Pierce the Veil was my absolute favorite band, so when they announced on their MySpace that they needed a new merch person, I basically ran there. The last merch guy was fired due to the fact that he was caught trying to steal their profit. I, and hundreds of others, arrived at their tour bus the next day. I wanted to make a good impression by wearing an A Day To Remember shirt, grey skinny jeans, vans and my long blue hair straightened. 
After about two and hours, I was third in line, listening to Sleeping With Sirens on my iPod, and occasionally having awkward small talk against my competition. As I stepped forward in front of the tour bus door, I could my blood pumping. I took out my iPod, so I could hear them call next, and due to the fact that I was too nervous to focus. 
After what felt like hours, I wished I was last in line as they called "NEXT!!" in unison. I opened the door, and shut it behind me. I nervously walked up the stairs, paying close attention so I won't trip over my own two feet. 
As I stood in front of them, they were engaged in a conversation amongst themselves. Jaime's eyes looked at me quickly, then doubled it; his eyes were wide. 
"Woah!" he exclaimed, making them all look up at me. 
"Wow," said tony coolly," blue hair. Nice."
"nice shirt too by the way," said mike.
"Thanks..." I nervously answered. I looked over to Vic, who met my gaze. I quickly looked away, feeling heat rise to my face, and remembering Scott.
" Okay," said Tony," Take a seat blue chic." I looked behind me and saw a little seat that looked as though it came from an elementary school. I took a seat and looked up at them. "Okay little blue, first thing's first. What's your name?" 
"Name's Maya. Like the people who were attacked before they could finish the calendar." they all chuckled.
"Nice. A sense of humor." said a smiling Jaime," I wanna hire you already."He winked at me. The fuck is happening?
"Alright," Vic blurted out,"Trivia time. We will each give you trivia questions about the band and your personality. Tony, you first."
" I don't wanna go first.... Okay. This ones about your personality, your thoughts on your family."
I thought for a second," Well, I love my family. We are really quite interesting. But I had to leave them because they, judge me, like a lot."
"Why?"
"Well, I'm black, as you can see. Light blue hair. Gauges. Jewelry in my face. The only rap I'll listen to is WhiskeyHandz of course, and Tyler the Creator.So..."
"Are you atheist?" Tony questioned.
"No, I'm Christian, but I don't really care about religion. Like in people and music. Music doesn't have a religion, unless it's gospel."
"Okay," said Tony,"seems legit. Hime-Time, go buddy."
"Alrighty, Maya Papaya. You know we're all Mexican right? What's the first Spanish phrase you learned?"
"Well, it's a funny story. In middle school, I had a lot of Hispanic friends and they taught me:chuparme la polla*." they  chuckled at that too.
"So," said Vic,"Seriously, what was a line in one of our songs that is also an album name for me and Mike's early band?"
Oh wow, I knew that," in The Sky Under The sea, it was 'a celebration of an ending.' isn't it?"
He nodded his head," not bad, mike you're next."
He took of his sunglasses," First of all, do you like Harry Potter?"
"Yuup, Harry's my nigg."
"In the fourth movie, it was Neville who gave Harry the gillie weed. Who gave it to him in the book?"
"Dobby."
"The chic knows her shit."
"Okay, thats Harry potter," said Tony," But tell me this, what did Obi Won say he hated doing in Star Wars?"
Challenge Accepted," Flying, he hated flying."
"Tell me about the Deathly Hollows and what's the connection to Harry, Voldemort, and Snape."Mike challenged.
"The elder wand, the one who died for power; Voldy. The stone, the one who died for lost love; Snape. The cloak, the one who greeted death like an old friend; Harry. Suck my dick." I smiled. 
"Dude, you're hired." said Mike.
"I agree." agreed Tony.
" Wait," said Jaime,"What time is time is it?"
I answered," Adventure Time."
" Yep, Vic you can't deny. This chic's good."
" okay," said Vic," this concludes your interview. Leave your phone number and address on the notepad infront of you, and you can go out the back door."
HOLY SHIT!!!