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Who Knew I Would Fall This Hard?
Dubstep + Alcohol + Jack Barakat = Unhappy Tour Manager
The band is finally on break in their home-town of Maryland and Flyzik decides that it would be fun if they had a huge party after the show. Flyzik and Jack are having a blast dancing in the middle of the front lounge to some dubstep. Flyzik gets a text from his girlfriend just as the bass drops. Jack starts going crazy and being normal Jack, when he bumps into Flyzik. Flyzik's phone drops to the floor and Jack is still stomping away when he accidentally spills his drink on the already damaged phone. Flyzik is still in shock from his phone falling out of his hands and crashing to the ground.
Flyzik's eyes are the size of golf ball when he looks at Jack and screams, "Jack! What the fuck! How the hell could you be so stupid to make me drop my phone and then continue to dance like a fucking maniac and spill shit all over my phone?!" Flyzik's face is red as he continues to scream at Jack while
everyone is staring and the only other noise is the music playing. "You know I need that for work! I was gonna spend my day with my family tomorrow! But thanks to you I'm gonna be on the fucking computer trying to get a new phone up to date!"
Jack looked like a sick puppy that just got kicked to the side says to Flyzik, "Fuck, I'm really sorry I didn't mean to do it. Here I will go out right now and get you a new one, just transfer your contacts to it tonight and you will be good to go."
Before Flyzik could respond Jack went running out of the bus and drove to the nearest Best Buy to buy a new phone, because he was just the biggest fucktard and broke his tour manager's phone in the middle of a tour. Jack went inside and looked for the newest, most techy, managery
phone he could find, despite the cost.
Jack drove back to the bus, which was a bad idea because he was a little tipsy and it was pitch black. Everyone knows Jack Barakat is a shitty driver when he's sober in broad daylight, so Jack just prayed a cop didn't pull him over. Jack went inside the bus to see that everyone already went home to see their families and get some sleep. Jack searched the bus for Flyzik, hoping he didn't get so mad that he'd quit. Jack finally found Flyzik frantically typing away at his laptop while trying to fiddle with the obviously broken phone in the back lounge.
"What Jack? Did you come here to break my laptop too?" Flyzik said with an annoyed tone.
"I know I'm a fucking moron for breaking your phone so I rushed out to Best Buy and bought you a new one" Jack said softly as he offered the tour manager the phone with his head hung low.
"Yes you are a moron for breaking my phone but I appreciate that you bought me a new one."
Flyzik said hugging Jack, knowing he made the guitar player feel like shit. "Well you should go home and see your family just like all the other guys." Flyzik ordered Jack after they finished hugging.
"Will do boss man. I'm still really fucking sorry about all of this" Jack said
as he was already halfway through the doorway of the lounge.
"Ugh I am so tired!" complained Flyzik as he was still transferring all of his contacts to his new phone after countless hours. He looked over to the clock that was on the DVD player. "Fuck. It's already 6? Shit. I better go home and see the family." So Flyzik drove off back to his parent's house forgetting his phone, but too tired to care.
Flyzik's eyes are the size of golf ball when he looks at Jack and screams, "Jack! What the fuck! How the hell could you be so stupid to make me drop my phone and then continue to dance like a fucking maniac and spill shit all over my phone?!" Flyzik's face is red as he continues to scream at Jack while
everyone is staring and the only other noise is the music playing. "You know I need that for work! I was gonna spend my day with my family tomorrow! But thanks to you I'm gonna be on the fucking computer trying to get a new phone up to date!"
Jack looked like a sick puppy that just got kicked to the side says to Flyzik, "Fuck, I'm really sorry I didn't mean to do it. Here I will go out right now and get you a new one, just transfer your contacts to it tonight and you will be good to go."
Before Flyzik could respond Jack went running out of the bus and drove to the nearest Best Buy to buy a new phone, because he was just the biggest fucktard and broke his tour manager's phone in the middle of a tour. Jack went inside and looked for the newest, most techy, managery
phone he could find, despite the cost.
Jack drove back to the bus, which was a bad idea because he was a little tipsy and it was pitch black. Everyone knows Jack Barakat is a shitty driver when he's sober in broad daylight, so Jack just prayed a cop didn't pull him over. Jack went inside the bus to see that everyone already went home to see their families and get some sleep. Jack searched the bus for Flyzik, hoping he didn't get so mad that he'd quit. Jack finally found Flyzik frantically typing away at his laptop while trying to fiddle with the obviously broken phone in the back lounge.
"What Jack? Did you come here to break my laptop too?" Flyzik said with an annoyed tone.
"I know I'm a fucking moron for breaking your phone so I rushed out to Best Buy and bought you a new one" Jack said softly as he offered the tour manager the phone with his head hung low.
"Yes you are a moron for breaking my phone but I appreciate that you bought me a new one."
Flyzik said hugging Jack, knowing he made the guitar player feel like shit. "Well you should go home and see your family just like all the other guys." Flyzik ordered Jack after they finished hugging.
"Will do boss man. I'm still really fucking sorry about all of this" Jack said
as he was already halfway through the doorway of the lounge.
"Ugh I am so tired!" complained Flyzik as he was still transferring all of his contacts to his new phone after countless hours. He looked over to the clock that was on the DVD player. "Fuck. It's already 6? Shit. I better go home and see the family." So Flyzik drove off back to his parent's house forgetting his phone, but too tired to care.
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