If You Can't Hang, Then There's the Door

"I'm going to be sick" Ashley whined as Jesse carried her to the car. Her and kellin got Into a contest of "drink nothing but shots" it was awful to watch but now it's kind of hilarious.

"I totally winnnnnn! Whoooo!" Kellin slurred and shouted in the parking lot of the club, me and Jesse were laughing hysterically at how kellin was acting. It was very close to his twenty first birthday episode.

"We know baby, you did good" I laughed helping him into the passenger seat while Jesse laid Ashley down in the back.

"I'm proud of this one though, she's not much of a drinker" Jesse pointed to ash who was snuggled up against the cold car window passing out.

"We'll were both going to have our hands full tonight" I laughed as I turned onto our street.

"Oh my god guys! Looooook ! It's a fuckin wizard! Right THERE!" Kellin Shouted at the headlights of the car in the opposite lane. Jesse burst out laughing instantly.

"No sweetie... That is not a wizard." I managed to get out between laughs.

"Nope, your a liar that was a wizard just like Harry potter" kellin crossed his arms and pouted like a child just as we pulled into the apartment.

"Oh my god the guys will be so mad that they missed seeing super drunk kellin!" Jesse laughed as he carried Ashley up to his apartment.

"Fuckkkkk you Jesse !" Kellin shouted and threw the water bottle I had gave him to sober up at jesses head.

"Love you to buddy ! See you in the morning bright and early!" Jesse threatened with a laugh and disappeared into his apartment.

I unlocked the door as kellin stumbled inside and to his room. Dragging me with him by my wrists, he was very drunk but I found him amusing.

"Babbbbbby! I love you, come cuddles wif meeeees!" Kellin slurred pulling me into his bed with him. I giggled as he mumbled into my shoulder as I laid with him.

"I love you too drunky" he scoffed and laughed.

"I'm so not drunfffffk" he stuck his tongue out at me, slurring outrageously.

"Tomorrow mornings going to be fun" I laughed and kissed his nose. "Go to bed kellin" I whispered, he just nodded and closed his eyes. He passed out almost instantly, I snuck out of his arms to put on some pajamas. I grabbed the purple t-shirt of Kellins and quickly changed into it.

I went to the kitchen and set the timer on the coffee pot so it would be ready by time kellin fully woke up, I walked back into the living room to see my phone glowing with a notification. I checked it out and it was from Jesse.

- ill be by your apartment around 7am to give kellin his wake up call (:-
From: Jesse :P

-hahaha I'm stoked, ill sleep on the couch and let you in! Just knock (: he's gonna be out COLD!-
To: Jesse :P

I knew Jesse was going to get kellin back for the water bottle. I placed my phone on the charger after setting an alarm for seven to let jesse in, I snuck back into kellins room to check up on him. he was passed out on his back taking up the entire bed with his mouth open drooling in his pillow. I smiled at his goofy expression and went to lay down on the couch. I wanted to be in his arms but he was snoring too loud and I didn't want to get stuck in the crossfire in the morning.

Before I knew it I heard the alarm on my phone go off. I was more tired then usual this morning, probably from dealing with drunk Kellin the entire night before. I groggily pried myself from the couch and to the door where I heard a light knocking.

"Hey Jesse" I smiled weakly and he quietly tip toed inside. He had a small back pack with him.

"Hey, you gonna want to film this" Jesse whispered, I grabbed my phone and quickly turned it to the video option and tip toed behind Jesse.

We could hear Kellins loud snores from outside the door. Jesse turned the knob quietly and turned towards the camera putting his finger to his lips and making a 'shhhh' noise. I tried not to laugh as jesses long red hair fell into his face as he tried to be dramatic.

Kellin was still sprawled out on the bed on his back. Jesse quietly set his backpack down and reached inside bringing out a tube of toothpaste. He squeezed out half of the bottle into each of Kellins hands after showing the camera what he was doing. Then he reached in the bag one more time and pulled out a bag of flour. He made a cup with his hand and scooped out a bunch of flour, and in an instant he swung back and threw it right into Kellins face. Kellin jumped up immediately and placed his face into both his hands, smearing toothpaste all over himself.

"What the fuck!" Kellin laughed slightly with a rise in his voice and spit toothpaste onto the floor, Jesse was on the floor laughing while I still filmed.

"Dude, that was for last night!" Jesse shouted as kellin grabbed for the bathroom door with his eyes closed, he fumbled with the door as the toothpaste made it impossible to grip the doorknob. I couldn't help but giggle as I ended the video and went to hl
Kellin wash off.

"I hate you Jesse!" Kellin shouted from the bathroom as Jesse leaned in the doorway.

"No you don't. My job here is done, ill catch you later Kell, sorry for making a mess Scar" I laughed and waved goodbye to Jesse.

"I'm sorry babe, I had to let him do it" I took the towel in the bathroom and wiped Kellins face gently and flushed his eyes with water so the toothpaste wouldn't burn his eyes.

"It's fine Scar, he got me good. But ill get him back soon." Kellin smiled devilishly, as I finished cleaning his face. I kissed his nose before getting up hearing the coffee pot beep that it was ready.

"Holy shit my head is killing me" kellin whined as I poured his coffee and mixed in the creamer, the coffee smelled different, like it had brewed too long or was stale. I looked at kellin questioningly as I handed him his cup of coffee.

"I bet it is, does the coffee taste alright to you?" He gave me a weird look as he took a sip.

"Tastes wonderful to me, why did you ask?" He sat at the bar in the kitchen on the stool and leaned his elbows on the counter with his head in his hands.

"I don't know, just smelled different today, I thought maybe it brewed to long. I don't know." Kellin chuckled and continued drinking his coffee.

"We'll it's fine, so don't worry" I opened the fridge and grabbed some bacon to make for breakfast along with eggs.

"In glad it tastes alright baby." I laughed and he just grunted in response.

"Scaaaaar! Make my headache go away, please !" Kellin whined as I dished out our breakfast onto plates.

"I wish I could baby, But I'm not a
Mirical worker." He laughed as I set his plate in front of him, he cringed as it made a clanking noise from being sat on the bar.

"Your pretty close, this breakfast is amazing !" He inhaled his food dated than ever before, I just picked at mine with a fork silently. I couldn't bring myself to Finnish my eggs, my stomach flipped a couple of times before I decided to throw my eggs away.

"So Halloween is tomorrow night baby, are you ready to get Justin ? " kellin came up behind me as I cleaned the dishes, he placed his hands on my hips and rubbed my sides. My stomach fluttered as his hand ran over it to hug me.

"Oh I'm more thank ready. Are you ready ? You play a big part in this plan" kellin kissed my neck sending more butterfly's to my stomach and making my cheeks flush.

"I won't let you down baby. I promise" I giggled as he cringed at the noise I made putting the dishes into the dishwasher.

"Good, it's going to be the biggest trick of the year" kellin laughed and walked out of the kitchen and plopped himself down on the couch.

"I can't wait, hey isn't your heart monitor coming off on the first?" Kellin asked as I walked past him to his room.

"It is, want to go with me?" I yelled from his room as I changed into my work clothes so I could check up on the staff and the shop.

"Of course Im going with you !" Kellin shouted with a hurt tone in his voice.

"Stop it ! You know I want you to go with me! I just didn't know if you had plans with the guys or not" I laughed lightly as I grabbed my keys and headed to the door,

"Please don't go scar! I'm sick" kellin stuck his bottom lip out and pouted.

"That's your own fault Kell" I laughed as I opened the door.

"I guess your right, ill miss you though! Have a good day at work" kellin said waving his hand frantically as I started walking out the door.

"Get some sleep Mr. Hangover!" I shouted and slammed the door roughly so it would give kellin a headache.

"BITCHH!" I heard him about from the apartment. I laughed making my way to the sidewalk.

I couldn't help but think of the night to come tomorrow. No one was prepared for my plan. Not even kellin. I smiled to myself as I walked to my store swinging my keys slightly. I still felt very groggy but shook it off as I came up to the bakery. Ash was say behind the cash register with a pained expression on we face. Poor girl, kellin out drank her easily.

"Good morning ash" I smiled as he grunted a response.

I laughed and made my way to the kitchen. My stomach flipped again as i smelled the familiar scent of s'mores cupcakes, I couldn't wait to be hime in kellins arms and for this day to be over with. I felt queasy once more but held it together and popped my cupcakes in the oven. .