Being an Addams Is the Best Thing Ever!

(the next night)Tom and I were making out on the bed
"I..I really want you right now" I said blushing.He smiled
"Your wish is granted" He said and kissed me deeply,straddling my waist.I moaned as he kissed my neck.
The thing is,Tom and I..we didnt get to have a honey moon.
Daddy felt terrible but he really needed the extra help around the house with Mother being pregnant so we canceled our honey moon for that...so we have yet to get one.
Tom began to lift my dress when there was a knock at the door
"Oh bloody hell what now" Tom said annoyed
"I'll get it darling" Tom said kissing me.I smile as I pulled down my dress and fixed my hair.Tom opened the door and Mother and Father were there
"Hello,are we intruding?" Mother asked
"No,please come in" Tom said smiling.They came in
"Darling,we feel so terrible that u didnt get to have your honey moon the way you had planned.So we want u and Tom to go anywhere u desire" Mother said
"Woah woah,Mother,I know you guys need the help around the house with the baby.Three children are hard to raise" I said
"We're hiring a nanny"Daddy said
"What?Seriously?"I said with wide eyes
"Unless u want to skip ur honey moon?Which would be tragic" Mother said
"No.Darling,I do feel bad for them I do..but I really want my honey moon with the one I love"Tom said pulling me up gently
"I know..I do to..but I dont want someone I dont trust coming in here and touching my brother.What if that person is...just some other golddigger" I said trying not to offend him
"Are u referring to me?" He asked
"No!Not at all I just-" We stopped hearing a cough.We both saw Mother and Daddy
"Sorry" we said
"Darling,we both want u to go.We'll be alright.I promise.Have I ever stirred you wrong?" Daddy said touching my cheek gently.I smiled
"No.Never" I said with happiness
"Then pack your bags and choose a spot in the world.We'll leave you till tomarrow morning to think about it" Daddy said
"Alright" I said smiling.After that, they left.I sigh and look at Tom
"Where to my love?" I asked laying down.Tom sighed and lied down next to me
"Definitely NOT England" Tom said.I giggled
"Do you and your mother even talk?" I asked
"No,she disowned me.Frankly,I love it.When the last of my things were delivered here that was the last call I got from her.My mother is my mother but I cant deal with the burden anymore" Tom said as he kissed my tempol
"Im sorry"I said
"Its alright darling.Now how about France?" He asked
"Mmm too cheerful" I said
"Japan?" Tom asked
"We can go some other time but for now....OH How about Transylvania?Go visit said Dracula's castle?It's there,we can rent a room"I said and Tom chuckled
"It sounds heavenly" Tom said and we began to make out..but that was all that we did.....
(next day)So we told mother and Daddy where we were going to go.They were thrilled with the idea.
But I told them I want to be there in the interviews...the first few people that showed up were scarred off by Wednesday and Pugsley...most Wednesday
"Oh dear lord she is TOO much like me when I was her age...I think I lightened up a bit when I got older" I said walking down the stairs rubbing my tempols
"Well u had that one thing on your mind too when you were that age" Daddy said
"What thing?" Tom asked
"Homocide" I said smiling
"Oh,I dont think I had that on my mind until age 13" Tom said rubbing his chin.I giggle
"Woman start at a very young age" Mother said smiling.So there was a knock at the door and a woman came in
"Hello is this the Addams residence?" asked a blonde in a white dress.
I starred at her like(O_O)
She looked at Lurch and smiled seductively
"And big" She said smirking.Lurch raised a brow at her with a smile.I was in SHOCK no body EVER makes Lurch smile!!Nobody!!
"Lurch?" I questioned with a quizzical look
"Hi!Hi. Im Debbie Jellinsky from the agency" She said as we walked down the stairs to her
"The agency?They claimed noone else was available.They suggested a Doberman" Mother said
"Surprise!I've been out of town.Ae you the mom?" she asked pointing at me
"Nope.My beautiful mother here,is the mother of my baby brother" I said hugging her with love.She smiled at me
"Oh you're too good to me my dear" Mother said
"I try" I said as I stood normaly
"I love your dress.It's so tight" Debbie said smiling
"Thankyou.Gomez,I believe we may have a new nanny" Mother said.Daddy walked up
"Miss Jellinsky" Mother said
"Deb"She said with a quirky smile as she extended her hand to Daddy
"Isnt he a lady-killer?" Deb said.I gave a suspicious look
"Acquitted" Daddy said smiling
"Jessica,are u going to introduce-"
"Oh!Im so sorry!" I said
"Oh,what a handsome young man,very handsome.Is he ur brother?" She asked looking him up and down.
Tom looked like he was forcing a smile but really he was grossed out.I knew my husband.
"Uhh actually...he's my husband.This is Tom Imora....yes and he is married...to me" I said showing her the black pearl ring
"Ohh thats gorgeous" She said smiling.I smile back
"Thankyou" I said as I grabbed hold of Tom's hand firmly
"Well,I can show you all my refrences.So you'll know Im not a homocidal maniac" Deb said with a smile
"You're too young" Daddy said smiling. Deb just laughed it off
"Welcome to our home" Daddy said
"Um Daddy..I like her too but wouldnt you want her to meet the kids?You know how Wednesday is" I said putting a gentle hand on his shoulder...truth is..I didnt trust her...at all
"Im sure they'll love her" Daddy said smiling.I sigh
"If ur sure Daddy" I said and backed up a bit
"There's a belfry,a swamp, and a ddungeon down below" Mother said
"Cable?" Deb asked us
"Of course" Tom said politely
"Jessica,why dont you go get your brother?He's in the living room"Mother said
"Alright mother"I said with a smile. I walked away,and as I did,I glanced back.I saw Deb giving Tom a wink.My jaw dropped and my eyes widened
~Tramp!~ I thought angrily as I grabbed Pubert and looked at him
"My darling...if only I could take u with us on my honeymoon...this woman is up to something" I said and walked back to them with a fake smile
"Here he is" I said kissing his head
"Oh is that the little critter?" She asked with a smile
"No,this is our baby" Mother said smiling
"He's adorable.He's perfect.Wat's his name?" She asked
"It was agony.We went through all the usual baby names" Mother said
"Lucifer" Daddy said
"Benito" Mother said
"Mao" Daddy said
"And then we came to our senses,something a child could live with..." Mother said
"Pubert" I said with still a fake smile
"Pubert...I like it...it's filthy...May I?" Deb asked.I was holding him
"Your dress is it flammable?" Daddy asked
"You've had your shots?Measles,mumps,rabies?" Mother asked.She nodded at this all.I stood for a minute
"Jessica...give her the baby" Mother said.I had zoned out..I was trying to think of a possible reason as to why she was here
"Jess?" Tom said
"Jessica!" Daddy said making me come back
"What?!"I said
"Darling we've been calling you and you havent said anything" said Mother
"Oh..Im sorry.What was it?" I asked
"Let Deb hold the baby darling" Tom said.I didnt move at first...but then gave her the baby.. hesitantly
"Oh I just adore little babies.I just want to squeeze them till there's not a breath left in their little bodies" She said.
Tom,Daddy,Mother and I all exchanged emotionless looks
"Hello Pubert...I love you" She said smiling.My blood was boiling
"Hey,how about we have her meet the kids?" I said trying to change the subject of her holding my baby brother
"That's a good idea.We'll lead the way" Tom said smiling and grabbed my hand
"What is the matter with you?You are zoning out and ur not being yourself.Whats wrong?" He whispered
"I dont trust her!" I whispered back as they followed us
"Well neither do I she is obviously into me..and I dont like it" Tom said glaring.I sigh
"I hope this doesnt get bad like last time" I said as we opened the door
"Children.This is the new baby sitter,Misses Jellinsky" Daddy said
"What do we say?"Mother asked
"Be afraid.Be very afraid" Wednesday said holding up her..fire thing.I smirked
"Look at you--all cooped up in this house with a new baby.That's not easy is it? "Deb asked
"No"Pugsley said
"Why,I bet sometimes you wish it was still just the two of you" Deb said
"Or less" Wednesday said giving Pugsley a look.He gave one back
"Well,dont u worryEverythings going to be just fine" She said smiling. She got back up and turned to us and mouthed 'I love them' I didnt say or do anything...
then Thing hopped on her shoulder.She was scarred at first
"Thing...stop that" I said with a smile
"He likes you" Tom said smirking.Daddy and Tom chuckles.She looked at him and then sucked on his finger,an kissed it.
Thing had like a spasm and he fell to the floor.I rolled my eyes.Tom and I looked at eachother
"Im good with my hands" She said smiling...I fake a smile at her as we showed her down stairs
"What a wonderful family,although there's one fella I havent met yet" Deb said looking in a direction
"Hi there mister"She said waving at Uncle Fester
"Your nephew?"She asked
"My brother"Daddy said
"No!"She said in shock
"Fester come out here"Mother said and he did too
"Fester,this is Miss Jellinsky our new nanny"Mother said
"Hello Fester"She said smiling but Uncle Fester couldnt find words to say
"These Addams men,where do you find them?" Deb asked
"It has to be damp"Mother said with a smile
"Or dark"I said with a smile as Tom smiled and kissed me gently
"I cant wait.I'll start first thing tomarrow"She said and then Pubert landed in Tom's arms.I gasped looking up seeing the children
"Oh god"Tom said craddling Pubert in his arms
"Why not tonight?"Daddy said unenthusiastically......