Status: Its funny, its dark and it gets a little naughty.

Being an Addams Is the Best Thing Ever!

Being An Addams is the Best Thing Ever! S. Ch. 4

(next week)Lets just say this whole week has been...passionate...
I was getting dressed. Tom was in the bathroom when some maid knocked.I opened and she came to me with a letter
"Its from your family" She said and left.
I sighed and opened the letter then I instantly frowned
"Oh no"I said
"Wat is it caramia?" Tom asked loudly through the bathroom door; he was shaving
"This is unspeakable" I said sitting down slowly in my bed. Tom came over to me and looked at me,wiping his now baby smooth face with a towel
"Well tell me.You're worrying me love" He said
"This is the worst thing in the history of human events" I said
"What?!" he asked worried
"Uncle Fester is marrying her" I said throwing the letter in the fire place
"Who?-"
"Have you forgotten her already?! Debbie! That tramp,that gold digger, that outsider!He is marrying her!" I yelled angrily.
Tom sighed and pulled me in a hug
"We'll go at once.Come on go pack darling"He said kissing my forhead. I sighed miserably and with that we packed...
once we got back, I tried everything to get Uncle Fester to break it off but he claims he's in love with her
...so here I am..at their wedding...I was dressed in a black corset dress with a black veil over my shoulder,a small fishnet 1
"You look dressed for a funeral" Tom said smirking.I looked at him
"Tom...this is a funeral" I said as the music started and Tom and I seperated.
Daddy was the best man, and Tom was the second,
I was a brides maid,and mother was a Maid of Honor.
Wednesday walked down the isle tossing black rose pedals on the floor.
I saw Aunt Fauna and Flora were here..
after Wednesday,Pugsley came with Thing on the pillow holding rings...
then the worst came...Deb came down the isle in a disgusting white dress
"Ew...she's going to be my aunt?This is ridiculous" I said bitterly. Cousin IT was the guy marrying them.
(in the story I understand him..but come on now.I dont speak it lol)
And then they kissed and were married... after that,they went into the car and drove off...Debbie threw the flowers
"Darling if u dont catch that..you'll be hit in the face" Tom said. I groaned angrily and pushed the flowers coming to me,landing in Wednesday's arms.
Her little boyfriend said she had to get married now. Which did cheer me up a lot
"Tramp"Said some woman
"Who are you calling me sister a tramp?"I said bitterly
"Im your cousin" She said as if I should know
"Well if your family you will respect my baby sister!Otherwise leave our house" I said angrily. She glared and left
"Ohh darling..if you were in her will..you are surely out now" Tom said counting some money
"Oh really?"I asked with a raised brow
"Jess-"
"Im going to bed" I said bitterly and stomped into the house.
This woman was going to kill the family I just knew it...watch. I'll be the one saying I was right....
When I was reading my Edgar A. Poe book, Tom came in,loosening his tie...I closed my eyes
"Must you do that?"I asked with annoyance
"Do what?!All I did was walk in the room?" He said defensivley
"Do you have to be so sexy when you loosen your tie?" I said with a dark smirk. His face was blank then he sighed with a small smile
"I really know now what I married to. You're bipolar" He said taking off his shoes, then his pants,and then his tie, jacket and shirt
"I can be but Im not mean to you am I?"I asked smirking
"No.I love you just the way you are.I realize you're upset about Uncle Fester and Deb..but give her the benefit of the doubt ok?" Tom said kissing my neck then my cheek then my lips.I sighed
"Alright.I'll give her that" I said kissing him and closing my book
"By the way,how are you feeling today?" Tom asked.I giggle
"Not pregnant thats how"I said cuddling up to him
"Damn.Alright.We'll try again soon" He said
"Tom relax. It's only been a day. We gotta give it time" I said smiling at him. He kissed me and nodded. After that we went to sleep
(morning)I woke up earlier then anyone so when I heard Pubert crying I took him down stairs with me. I was in nothing in a black silk short night gown and a long black robe.As i made Pubert a bottle filled with raw eggs,vodka,and poison.
The Same thing I drank as a baby... =)
I gave it to Pubert and as he drank it I rocked in the wheel chair in the dining room up high in the house.
It was where Mother rocked me,
it was where she rocked Pugsley and its where she rocked Wednesday and now its where I will get to rock Pubert
t"How about a song little guy?"I said smiling.He giggled at me

"Long lost words whisper slowly to me
Still can't find what keeps me here
When all this time I've been so hollow inside
I know you're still there

Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you, loving you
I won't let you pull me down

Hunting you, I can smell you - alive
Your heart pounding in my head

Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Saving me, hating me, watching me

Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
Fearing you... loving you
I won't let you pull me down"

I finished the song and he giggled some more
"Thats my wittle brother" I said kissing his head
"Good morning love" Tom said kissing my lips
"Good morning" I said with a smile
"Taking care of Pubert I see" he said sitting in the chair next to mine
"Yea.I got up. I wanted to check and see if he was too"
I said rocking him.I noticed Tom just starrring at me with a smile
"What is it?" I asked with a raised brow
"You're just so good with him...I cant wait to have out first child" Tom said kissing my head. I smile up at him happily. I saw Mother and Daddy came out
"Oh I see you've began to feed him"Mother said smiling
"Yes.Here you go"I said handing him to her.
"Jessica...have you heard from Uncle Fester at all?" Mother asked me. I raised a brow
"I figured you or Daddy of all would hear first from him...I havent heard a thing" i said starring at them both
"That's rather odd what we havent heard from Uncle Fester or Debbie"
Tom said.I looked up at him with annoyance
"Benefit of the doubt huh?"I asked bitterly
"Oh come now darling. Maybe they're just still...having...a love...fest"
Tom said grossed out by the very words that spewed from his mouth. I rolled my eyes
"I dont know...I think we should call them" I said with worry
"Give it a few more days darling" Daddy said putting a hand on my shoulder.I sighed nodding at him. Daddy looked at Pubert in the carrige with shades on his eyes.I giggled at his cuteness
"Look at him.Too much fun at the reception" Daddy said smiling down at him.I raised a brow
"I didnt put those on him where did he-"
"They were in his carrige" Tom said smirking
"They were not you gave those to him" I said giggling as I took them off of him
"These are yours mister" I said poking his side. Tom smirked and chuckled taking them back. So a casual day in the Addams family house hold.I did how ever have a bit of nausia though.Not sure why....non the less when the evening came, I had taken a shower, Tom was in the den with Mother,Father and Grandmother,when a letter was pushed through the door.I picked it up and began reading.My smile dropped
"DADDY!"I screamed.Evvvveryone came to me
"What's the matter!?"Daddy asked
"Darling?"Tom asked
"What is it?" Mother asked me.I gave them the letter and hit Tom's arm
"You and your stupid benefit of the doubt!"
I said angrily.Daddy began to read and his face just turned white
"Hawii is wonderful.I wish you were here and I can never see you again!PS. Debbie says hi...I dont understand.For weeks not a word and now this!"
Daddy said pacing
"Darling...come to bed this cant be serious"
Mother said worried about Daddy
"Have I done something,said something?Why does my brother despise me?"
Daddy said with frustration
"He adores you"
Mother said.I shook my head angrily
"Daddy its not u.It never was. I know how girls like her are.I've seen them all around college....they flaunt their bodies to get what they want.She's flaunting hers so she can get the money.She's using her body so she can keep using the money...she cant do that if we're in contact with him...she knows well she cant stop me from talking to my Uncle.I'll kill her"I said coldly
"Noww noww. Lets not make hastey decisions my love" Tom said running his hands up and down my arms.I looked at him
"Tom if you had let me persue this when I said I didnt trust her we'd never be in this mess!"I said angrily and went to my room.I slammed the door and lied in my bed.I was going to get him back to this family. This woman would not hold me back..and neither would Tom...then it struck me....like I said..Wednesday was just like me at that age...now it makes sense as to why they were put into such a miserable camp while we were away.She knew what Deb was up to...I heard the door open
"Darling...you're mad" Tom said making me even more annoyed. I sighed pulling the covers up and turning out the light but Tom turned it right back on.I sat up and glaed at him
"Turn.It.Off" I said darkly but he was not afraid. I wouldnt of married him if he were...
"Im not turning it off. We need to talk. I'm sorry I didnt let you persue Debbie but you have been so obsessed with getting rid of her you've forgotten about us. You were so lost in thought on the honey moon.The only time I got your attention is when we were going to bed because we would make love...you cant blame me for wanting you to be focused on me...on our honey moon" Tom said sitting next to me. I sighed feeling bad now...but at the same time..there wasnt a night that didnt go by that we did not make love.We were there 7 nights.I decided he was right and to suck it up
"Im sorry my love. I was just so worried thsi would happen and I knew I couldnt trust her so when my parents just willingly let her into our home like that I knew something was going to happen...and now it has...but tonight I'll make it up to you.You can do anything you want to me"I said laying down on the bed looking up at him
"Anything?"He asked with a raised brow. I smiled at him
"Nothing disgusting anyways"
I said giggling. Tom made a face like he was offended
"Id never do anything we havent already done. Everything we have done I've always wanted to do and that will be relived tonight" He said smirking as he kissed me deeply and soo now it makes 8...well actually 9 if you count my very first time with him........
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do you guys think I chose the right guy for my husband? Let me know who you think would have been a good guy to make as my husband ^^